How does someone ugly, fat, old, and stupid, trick a young hot teen to have sex with him? help me Sup Forums

how does someone ugly, fat, old, and stupid, trick a young hot teen to have sex with him? help me Sup Forums

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Tell her you've got a big cock

Duh it's all about having money or not.

You dont.

What's your name?
Who's your daddy?
Is he rich like me?

its called money and/or cocaine

oh i meant to also say i don't have much money and i'm an introvert that hardly goes outside

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Has he taken any time to show you what you need to live?

>What's your name?
Shady
>Who's your daddy?
I don't give a fuck, but I wonder.
>Is he rich like me?
Doubt it, hah.

Hire a prostitute.

my name is william i dont understand the other questions

these are the kind of girls i want to defile and humiliate pic related

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Gonna need more info OP

i looked on backpage all of the photos of the girls are fake or they are fugly. i want a teen i can meet in the street

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>Move to LA
>Start an amature porn company
>Fuck the young hot teens that come in for the auditions

This thread needs more Evalion

that's actually a good idea. maybe i should start my own company like exploited collegr girls or backroom casting couch i love that stuff. i could be like that old fatty ed powers

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Lower your expectations or stop being a pathetic waste of space.

Idk OP still not getting what your asking for

tricks i can use to "seduce" a stupid teen girl into my bed so i can video record me humiliating her by having sex with a waste of space like me then post the vids online

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Ok what kinda women u looking for

young, hot, and preferably somewhat inexperienced so i can scar her for life by subjecting her to bad sex

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. Give them lots of meth

I've done this myself.
I catfished a girl, she fell in love.
I came clean, then i told her i was horribly depressed and i was going to kill myself.
I told her the only way i could be saved was if she fucked me.
She believed it. She also agreed i could do anything to her. (We were both very kinky)

So that's how i did it.

I don't think there's any hope for you, op

money

i have 2 joints that a 2 years old. think that'll work? i could also get them alcohol. what do girls like to drink? probably not beer

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roofies

really? sounds like a good story got more details?

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OP confirmed terrible human being

By posting that bitch you convinced me, that you're ugly.

Manipulate her. Make her think you legit love her for her personality.

kys

Seriously tho, the only way is to be loaded with money. If you're not rich then I'm sorry, you're just out of luck.

Post something and I will assist in your journey

Underrated post

i figured that was the case

wut

i might

i am

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I've always wondered how it would feel for a large nignogg to go ballsdeep on my asshole.
While we're at it can we come up with suggestions for this as well?

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i didn't send that

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liar

I didn't send that either


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No I didn't send that
Someone is trying to play a trick on me
I want the black cocks more than the young and malleable girls

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why are you typing "Sent from my Android phone" you autistic fuck

Go to any low income country. Have enough money to pretend like you have more money than you have. Pay to fuck 13 year olds. Be smart enough never to tell anyone back home about it.

1 go to backpage
2 search for "18"
4 make sure theyre not bots or fbi
5 fuck for $

I definitely didn't send that, though a big black cock does sound good

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well thanks for the legit responses those that provided them. if i trick a gril to let me violate her i will post vid here

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Screw you guys
I'm gonna let my dog lick peanut butter off my asshole.

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my phone adds it i can't even see it how do i turn that off?

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Why go after girls when I can suck cock

10/10 bait
if real, then listen right the fuck up.

You fucked up when you were young, and you were an abomination back then too, now for some unknown reason, even with magic as an explanation, you think now, NOW that you are past your prime, both physically, mentally, and fuck it, probably spiritually too, you think you can just run around pumping young girls? Dude fuck off. Your gene pool needs to die and this is a good way to keep that Darwin train going.

TL;DR
Fuck off man-clown. You won't sleep with anyone young because your pathetic.

this is a good idea. i want to fuck 13 yo czech girls badly i should look into it. i got a 15 yo one to lick her piss of the floor, lick her cum off the floor, and lick a hairbrush shoved in her ass fucking amazing

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>really?
no

so never, basically

literally impossible for you without breaking laws, sorry that you heard it here

Money or drugs

fuck it im gonna hit up dudes on grindr its easier and doesnt take as much money/time

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well 18 and 19 works for me too doesn't have to be jailbait

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fuck off!!

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any hot dudes wanna jack off with me on skype?

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i only eat cock fuck you hetero

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i was referring to that age group too

any girl worth diddling wont let you

no older than 7 plz

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what about if they are under 7 then? i dont like girls that can walk yet anyway

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why would you say that

Em you on Sup Forums? New album when

Dude just go to your Craigslist and hire a teen escort

I really like babies

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Wtf is this

it's supposed to be bros helping bros but i'm beyond help probably. i want too much i guess

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your best bet is to

1.hit the fucking gym for a month or 2
2.go to a shitty nightclub in a major city (needs to be one that lets in girls under 21)
3. have good personality skills and get her drunk
4. at least make it seem like you're rich
5. you might have a chance to fuck her if she thinks she can get something out of you

molly

I think I'll just rape her ass with a parking cone and be done with it.

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Isn't that called 'prostitution' ?

ITT: B8 and rape

You're fucked

Fucking fake ass OP get out of my thread.

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I'm not a teen per say but I look like one. And I'd love to be subjected to any disgusting things you can think of...

Get rich or or make her think you are

reported for forgery

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Chloroform, a rag and a mattress in the back of your van

This, I don't know how many dudes hit on me and get me loaded and then talk about all the shit they own.. Tell them even your pillows are imported and shit. Never worked on me but I'm sure it's had to work before if they tried it on me... I just ended up taking over their xbox while they passed out praying to the pporcilin gods.

Oh yea, either fake drink or make sure you can hold your liquor so you don't blow it.

Be a faggot

OP here about to go to the preeschool to pick up babes wish me luck

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no use

youtube.com/watch?v=f3AF5CJG76k
Evalion best one sad she was banned

heil hitler!

I lied im really into gay cub furry shit

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implying anyonehere as a clue

Good luck onii-fam

You must be a nigger with that brilliant logic and knowledge

you messed up the android phone thing newfag, you hit enter and dropped it a line moron

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Trick? Fucks wrong with you? You gonna have sex with someone who doesn't want to have sex with you, dont half ass it and just rape the bitch.

No wonder women don't touch you. You're just lazy, without ambition and put in the bare minimum acting like you just found the cure for aids

wtf now it went up a line and is correct

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Buy her an Android phone.

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Be my age

shit u guys my phone died im back

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Wow, I'm gay!

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Girls are sluts. Especially young ones.
However, you have nothing they want.
All females can be compelled to whore themselves out. You need money, or the perception of money, or more importantly - the perception that you can give them something they want/need.

Since you're older and ugly, you're going to hit a few brick walls. Even if the younger girl knows you're into her, she is going to assume she can get what she wants without fucking you. Girls learn very early how beta various men can be, and simply being older isn't going to faze her.

Knowing all of this, you're going to have to be creative, but it's very doable if you aren't a fucking idiot. Remember to always use fake info, no matter what. Girls are ridiculously stupid but also petty and will ruin your shit if they get a chance.

There are some "arrangement finder" type sites with lots of cute girls who don't have standards past wanting free shit (lots of gross ones as well). Most of them are easily tricked but a lot of this is going to reply on you being clever which I have some doubts about.
Other places online as well but you're going to be hitting up a lot of dudes there to jack off while they roleplay.

how do i turn that android/windows thing off?

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