/brit/

doing a stalk the guest list to an event again lads
found one girl I'd definitely like to chirpse

he had a point though. it's predominantly children and women who eat icecream. pre teen children are practically genderless hermaphordites which is why nonces love boys and girls and magnums, like yogurts, are marketed exclusively toward women.
anyone who eats ice cream and ice lollies needs to be more in touch with their feminine side

since when did equality mean never being allowed to discuss differences

the Sup Forums thread was banter

Wondering about a wank

Plotting a poo

Having a long hard think about you

'ddit

>go to gp
>jaundiced
>get elft test
>incredibly high
>gp starts freaking out
>tells me i should be considering going to hospital for more tests
>know for sure i'll be admitted if i go
>decide to return to gp two days later for another lft and if it's any higher, i'd go and admit myself
>gp organises me to be put on some hospital admittance list pre-emptively because he was sure i'd need hospitalisation
>lft results stay stable and then slowly decline

Just fuck my shit up is a stale may-may at this point.

Still caring is a very clear reddit indicator.

haven't eaten since Christmas Dinner at my mum's house, waiting for the Tesco delivery man to come with my food before I pass out haha

nearly couldn't breathe earlier lads but only nearly so luckily i could breathe so it was ok. close shave.

Sooo why did Britian leave? I forgot