You look to your left see this what do you do ?

you look to your left see this what do you do ?

tip your fedora and stumble out of the room mumbling incoherently. then go home and post this pic like the autist you are.

Ask her if she has a little sister I can pump fat loads into because she's too old.

How do I look to the left and see her if the angle is pointing right?

Look for a guy and suck his cock. Am I right!

physics and optics behaving normally.

That's not how exclamation marks work, stupid nigger.

Bb u wunt sum fuk

nigger

Clearly your seat is facing the wall
Not that hard of a concept

look her directly in the eyes while I put my hand down my pants and discreetly rub one out.

well. YOU might think your right; but I disagree?

Get nervous, say something stupid, awkwardly stare at the floor, get up and walk away while concealing boner, go home and feel bad

youre kneeling infront of the chair and looking left not sitting on the chair and looing right you moron

"Y-you too."

Wonder how I went from my room to this place. Freak out and find out where the fuck I am so I can figure out a way home.

Ask her how much question quickie would cost

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
>tips fedora

Ask her who the fuck she's texting and tell her that I thought she loved me and I was her one and only forever.

What about his right?

I wonder why I'm seeing what's on my right

Not be a little bitch and simply say hello, and wink.

you are her and you are looking in a mirror

>make eye contact
>quickly look away
>stare at the ground
>pretend I get a text
>leave
Omgihopesherhinksitwasbecauswoftextileft.jpeg
>cry in public bathroom for being such a beta

why the fuck should i do something? the girl is too busy playing with her phone, she probably did that face to pass up the time while waiting a text or some shit like that

This can get any pussy wet

>Wat do?

3-5 years
Outpatient therapy classes
Visit a parole officer often
Notify the state anytime I move

this, always this

>look everyone!
>i'm a cancerous idiot who doesn't read threads before responding!
>tra la la!
>back to facebook i go! xD

Is question like roses in this context?

Rape

Run home and post it on Sup Forums.

> Pretend to have no interest
> discretely check perimeter for bystandards or cameras
> get up and act like you're heading to bathroom
> get behind her quietly and stangle her
> Throw away cloths in her luggage into the bin and put my into hers. Put her body in my suitcase. Take both home.
> Quickly drive home while the pussy is still warm.

Wonder how I got this awesome gift of teleportation and panic

raep is fun

Alpha as fuck

"tf you want ho?"

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pull out my dick and start to facefuck her till she vomits on my cock

How does one "stangle" another?

look to my right and see who she is looking at

Put a video of stan lee dancing to glee

If she's giving me that look without knowing me she's probably a huge whore and I'd check to make sure I had a rubber on me. I'd get up, tell her to follow me and we'd go somewhere convenient.

I'm an ugly motherfucker but wearing a leather jacket makes you look tough for some stupid reason. I hate this jacket but the pussy game increases ten fold. Seriously, try it.

Wonder where the fuck I am and why I'm not in my basement fapping...

he might b e wearing a fedora... but damn that kids alpha

This. Except it's my own room at my Mom's house.

>28 year old NEET
>Play vidya all day and fap
>DGAF

i want this to happen to her

Let's take a moment to appreciate how beta this user is. So much experience in tsimilar situations has lead to your very comments existence. How do you feel?

Right bow in the mood of saying: What are you lookin at?

Needs to BBC though

Back to Tumblr with you and your agenda.

why am i sitting on a bench facing the wall

The dubs don't lie

OH SHIT

Say "Hello" and bite my lip back like an alpha

Say hello, realize I'm nearly 40, turn 360 and get out of there before she calls police.

maybe in a universe where a kid with a fedora dancing for another kid is considered alpha.
but it sure is not this universe

> enjoy her in whatever way you wish
> record it all in 4K for later
> prepare the carcass for storage, sizable chunks of 10lbs wrapped in foil should be fine.
> Consume evidence over several months

...

i was waiting for you to show up

>Caring about age

Do you know how soft her young smooth skin is going to be against yours?

>dubs
>actually trips
>even caring about this
please leave. this place is infested with cancer already, you don't have to contribute so much to it

do you have moar like this? i mean girls crying during porn

Like a finger sliding in the ass crack of a 10 year old

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>itt:sarcasm

...

Your just jealous that user's got trips

Probably better than anything you've ever done.

I know this is Sup Forums, but I have an unheard answer for this post. Start a fucking conversation like a normal human being.

The other left, you mean.

when does the rape start though?

you sick motherfucker.
MODS!

She looks hungry.

Wigger has to dance black man to get women, she wont settle for his tiny dick though.

shes on my right you dumb autistic fucl

Is that even possible? Don't women only respond when you abuse them?

A fertile female.

Kek

Think why my sister's staring at me like that?

Ask her for Lexee and Chloe's phone numbers.

Never. I go on Sup Forums, but I'm not socially awkward or depressed.

lol

LOL

...

This makes me sad

Thats obviously a lie if you're here on Sup Forums instead of banging that puss

Ask her if she would be interested in having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Well you see, that's an imagine and I don't know her. So I'd be banging my screen.

Living the dream

If youd even laid eyes on Sup Forums during a non summer month you'd know it's nothig but a sea of misinformed, disinterested, technologically ignorant cancerous retards, and expecting anything different shows you for the flowery, fresh, summery fag you are.

Sup white girl.

>that's an imagine
>an imagine
>imagine

You know what. At least he has the guts to do this kind of shit. It might look beta, I may even be cringe worthy, but at least he got balls... .

Hot af, would bang on principle

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Track down the female in the "imagine". A real Alpha would do that you cuck.

D A N K M E M E S
A E E
N M E MES
K E E
S S
MEMES
E
MEMES
E
SEMEM

Easy there, don't cut yourself on that edge

Yeah you're too young to be here