you look to your left see this what do you do ?
You look to your left see this what do you do ?
tip your fedora and stumble out of the room mumbling incoherently. then go home and post this pic like the autist you are.
Ask her if she has a little sister I can pump fat loads into because she's too old.
How do I look to the left and see her if the angle is pointing right?
Look for a guy and suck his cock. Am I right!
physics and optics behaving normally.
That's not how exclamation marks work, stupid nigger.
Bb u wunt sum fuk
nigger
Clearly your seat is facing the wall
Not that hard of a concept
look her directly in the eyes while I put my hand down my pants and discreetly rub one out.
well. YOU might think your right; but I disagree?
Get nervous, say something stupid, awkwardly stare at the floor, get up and walk away while concealing boner, go home and feel bad
youre kneeling infront of the chair and looking left not sitting on the chair and looing right you moron
"Y-you too."
Wonder how I went from my room to this place. Freak out and find out where the fuck I am so I can figure out a way home.
Ask her how much question quickie would cost
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
>tips fedora
Ask her who the fuck she's texting and tell her that I thought she loved me and I was her one and only forever.
What about his right?
I wonder why I'm seeing what's on my right
Not be a little bitch and simply say hello, and wink.
you are her and you are looking in a mirror
>make eye contact
>quickly look away
>stare at the ground
>pretend I get a text
>leave
Omgihopesherhinksitwasbecauswoftextileft.jpeg
>cry in public bathroom for being such a beta
why the fuck should i do something? the girl is too busy playing with her phone, she probably did that face to pass up the time while waiting a text or some shit like that
This can get any pussy wet
>Wat do?
3-5 years
Outpatient therapy classes
Visit a parole officer often
Notify the state anytime I move
this, always this
>look everyone!
>i'm a cancerous idiot who doesn't read threads before responding!
>tra la la!
>back to facebook i go! xD
Is question like roses in this context?
Rape
Run home and post it on Sup Forums.
> Pretend to have no interest
> discretely check perimeter for bystandards or cameras
> get up and act like you're heading to bathroom
> get behind her quietly and stangle her
> Throw away cloths in her luggage into the bin and put my into hers. Put her body in my suitcase. Take both home.
> Quickly drive home while the pussy is still warm.
Wonder how I got this awesome gift of teleportation and panic
raep is fun
Alpha as fuck
"tf you want ho?"
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pull out my dick and start to facefuck her till she vomits on my cock
How does one "stangle" another?
look to my right and see who she is looking at
Put a video of stan lee dancing to glee
If she's giving me that look without knowing me she's probably a huge whore and I'd check to make sure I had a rubber on me. I'd get up, tell her to follow me and we'd go somewhere convenient.
I'm an ugly motherfucker but wearing a leather jacket makes you look tough for some stupid reason. I hate this jacket but the pussy game increases ten fold. Seriously, try it.
Wonder where the fuck I am and why I'm not in my basement fapping...
he might b e wearing a fedora... but damn that kids alpha
This. Except it's my own room at my Mom's house.
>28 year old NEET
>Play vidya all day and fap
>DGAF
i want this to happen to her
Let's take a moment to appreciate how beta this user is. So much experience in tsimilar situations has lead to your very comments existence. How do you feel?
Right bow in the mood of saying: What are you lookin at?
Needs to BBC though
Back to Tumblr with you and your agenda.
why am i sitting on a bench facing the wall
The dubs don't lie
OH SHIT
Say "Hello" and bite my lip back like an alpha
Say hello, realize I'm nearly 40, turn 360 and get out of there before she calls police.
maybe in a universe where a kid with a fedora dancing for another kid is considered alpha.
but it sure is not this universe
> enjoy her in whatever way you wish
> record it all in 4K for later
> prepare the carcass for storage, sizable chunks of 10lbs wrapped in foil should be fine.
> Consume evidence over several months
...
i was waiting for you to show up
>Caring about age
Do you know how soft her young smooth skin is going to be against yours?
>dubs
>actually trips
>even caring about this
please leave. this place is infested with cancer already, you don't have to contribute so much to it
do you have moar like this? i mean girls crying during porn
Like a finger sliding in the ass crack of a 10 year old
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>itt:sarcasm
...
Your just jealous that user's got trips
Probably better than anything you've ever done.
I know this is Sup Forums, but I have an unheard answer for this post. Start a fucking conversation like a normal human being.
The other left, you mean.
when does the rape start though?
you sick motherfucker.
MODS!
She looks hungry.
Wigger has to dance black man to get women, she wont settle for his tiny dick though.
shes on my right you dumb autistic fucl
Is that even possible? Don't women only respond when you abuse them?
A fertile female.
Kek
Think why my sister's staring at me like that?
Ask her for Lexee and Chloe's phone numbers.
Never. I go on Sup Forums, but I'm not socially awkward or depressed.
lol
LOL
...
This makes me sad
Thats obviously a lie if you're here on Sup Forums instead of banging that puss
Ask her if she would be interested in having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Well you see, that's an imagine and I don't know her. So I'd be banging my screen.
Living the dream
If youd even laid eyes on Sup Forums during a non summer month you'd know it's nothig but a sea of misinformed, disinterested, technologically ignorant cancerous retards, and expecting anything different shows you for the flowery, fresh, summery fag you are.
Sup white girl.
>that's an imagine
>an imagine
>imagine
You know what. At least he has the guts to do this kind of shit. It might look beta, I may even be cringe worthy, but at least he got balls... .
Hot af, would bang on principle
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Track down the female in the "imagine". A real Alpha would do that you cuck.
D A N K M E M E S
A E E
N M E MES
K E E
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MEMES
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Easy there, don't cut yourself on that edge
Yeah you're too young to be here