No secrets thread? Secrets thread. Get it off your chest, or just brag about it. Whatever.
I'll start. Blackmailed a coworker's wife for pictures. Since then, pictures that she never took for me show up on Sup Forums often.
To the user who guessed her name correctly the other day. You said you've slept with her. Give proof.
I work in HR for a prestigious department store. My job entails the hiring of new sales associates. In the past 6 months I have thrown away applications from anyone who isn't white. Last week my boss told me sales are up and everyone seems happy. I have no regrets.
that's fucking great, good job user you deserve a raise!
My wife's sister has cleaned my cock with her mouth right after I fucked my wife.
My dick is 8 inches flaccid.
when I called in sick to work yesterday I wasn't really sick
Women love the taste of my semen .
I'm a sexual god in the sack.
Nope.
My chest isn't a fucking warehouse
I don't care about anyone but myself. I think that's secretly true for everyone, but I can't fake it like everyone else. My mom keeps raging because my dads dying of cancer and I never call him or see him.
I'm a raging alcoholic but my coworkers have no idea.
Gods work user.
You are a fucking monster, kill ur self
I can't believe I'm about to say this but I occasionally get sexual satisfaction from viewing pornography.
I dont understand how poeple can actually care about other people other than superficially. Maybe I have beefburgers or something
how old are you? have you ever had friendships?
If he's been at all a decent father you should at least pretend to care..fuck
I'm glad you guys stopped using that narcissistic asshole that wrote all over a book for the thread image
I made my best friend drunk and sucked his dick off while he was drunk.
I have chicken fried steak but I'm not hungry yet
This message contains a secret meaning.
*while he was unconscious
I get paid to sit at work for 12 hour shifts doing nothing other than go on here, watch movies or fap. earned £690 last week
i had a gay sex chat with some one in warframe (all that ingame)
I voted Brexit motherfuckers!
Fantasizing about my sister for decades. Think about her every time I have sex with my wife. I can't explain it and glad I don't have to.
Cunt
What are you supposed to be doing?
I'm not going to vote but encourage others to vote for Trump because I hate Hillary.
I used to be a lot like that, I constantly felt numb and depressed and just figured my life was going nowhere. I couldn't feel empathy for anyone so I had to fake all my emotions to convince people that I was normal. I guess I made more friends and started becoming slightly happier, which is why I could feel things. And I don't ever like to admit how much I care about the people I love, but I'd rather feel something than nothing.
fucked a pregenat girl in a freezer once
Stole the keys of my school from the principal and pee’d on my crushes lockers and chairs later that night. Never got caught.
Security at a abandoned factory
I fucked my wife's old roommate behind her back for about 4 months leading up to when we got engaged. She wasn't a great lay but she had the best looking pussy out of any girl I've been with.
Go to a good psychologist
I used to shoplift as a teenager and steal from all my friend's houses. I tried to kill my abusive mother once back when I couldn't control my temper well. Gave my brother a bj, ran away from home twice, lied to police, abused animals too. I fucked up school property and never got caught, threatened people in my family, and fucked a few guys. This was all before the age of 16.
Yeah I'm in a particular situation where this year is a 'flyover year'. i'm just working full time, banking everything, never going out, no news ever, life is a bore. I need to wait til 2017 to make some moves for legal reasons. So maybe thats part of why I've been feeling like I dont care about anybody or feel like faking anything.
I got blowjob from a fursuiter
Took a prositute with me to an ATM to get cash for her, but changed my mind and left her on the wrondg side of town. Probably dodged getting herpes or worse.
Nice little typical 8 pointer.
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Nice. That's a shit ton annually. Do some study in between faps.
Girl looks like my sister,
I came into a bottle of fruit juice at work and watched a lady coworker drink it.
Often when I jack off I like to lay on my back with my legs up and cum all over my chest and face..I always regret it immediately afterwards but still do it time and time again
I change drastically depending on who I'm around. I wanted to fit in so I pretended to be a lot less smart, and have kept it up well. 3 people I know in real life know the real me. I consider at least 10 people close friends, but I don't get tired of it somehow. I guess it's nice not to have to apply myself often. If anyone wants any tips on normification, I might be here a bit
Sometimes when I'm riding in a car I like to pretend that my hand is a little man running along the scenery.
I got blowjob from a fursuiter
I don't rotate my tires like I'm supposed to.
Plox
Sometimes I pee in the shower
You're not alone. Everytime I masturbate or have sex. I think about your sister too
I'm in love with my best friend. She doesn't know. I am not even her best friend.
I did something similar once. Picked up hooker, she said she needed to run into the store, I decided to take off. Realized while driving away she was really far from where I picked her up.
I started by going to the gym a couple times a week (I was pretty thin), Some people function better under an unchanging schedule, but I preferred just to go when I was bored or with someone. I also began spending more time with my couple friends, and got some more. I also started acting more normal, pretending to be grossed out when I see an animal die, ect.
I was sexually abused through most of my childhood. i was okay with most of it.
Nobody knows I'm really a bunny in a man suit
I am a dirty panty fiend..whenever I got to anyone's house, in laws, friends anyone, I will find a way to be alone and go through the dirty hamper to find and take dirty panties.
Did this at sister in laws a month ago during a party...all i could think about was stroking it to those panties
I stole my best friends panties and I sniff them and wank sometimes
My life went "downhill" after i turned 19 some years ago, but I love it.
Started out doing drugs.
then selling them
Ended up raping my sister, and now we act like nothing happened.
I'm the reason she started doing drugs.
I ruined my family.
I do not believe in God nor am I an Atheist. An apostate of considerable contradiction where fantasy fucks reality and births fallacy. The idea of my own nature being insufficient in the eyes of Whom created it causes me to backslide from a faith that can twist a mind not to value its own existence(martyrdom) while refuting or refusing responsibility for the lives taken by our "Creator". A tormentor for my conscience. Jesus was God...but if God was not willing to save Himself then where do I stand? Outside the walls of Jerusalem cursing a crucifix...
I sold marijuana and acid throughout high school and I used the money to start an internet business designing webpages that now does business accounting automation for small businesses. I made a bit of money off bitcoin from mining. I became financially independent a few years ago and now I spend most of my time getting drunk and BBQing.
your not alone faggot.
dont worry no one is on to you
Pics of sister?
Samefag: Also when I was like 15 my aunt who was probably 30+ at the time came over high/drunk as fuck and passed out on the couch so I fingered her. My first sexual experience.
You are an enormous faggot.
It's ok. You will die alone also.
Edgy m8 just realize that nobody gives a fucking shit but you, and that's fine.. no magical being has given any sign of wanting to "save us" ever
I guess it comes down to reading people?
I fucking do this constantly in the passenger side
I support Trump mainly because of the butthurt he causes liberals. I really hate goddamn fucking idiot liberals. All your stupidity and "caring" is taking the human race down the toilet. TRUMP 2016 BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I come from a wealthy family and althoug it's never discussed I know they have a seething dislike for the poor and middle class. I spent most of my life rebelling against their beliefs but recently I've found myself disgusted by the lower classes as well. I have nothing in common with them at all.
I'm in a sexual relationship with my MILFy supervisor at work. We occasionally get handsy during work hours because, surprise, she REEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLY gets off on it. God that pussy gets wet. Good shit, no regrets.
jizzed all over a friends pillow and then flipped it over so she didn't notice while I was there lol
I like girls.
crusty
Faggot
So scummy, but that sounds pretty hot if the woman is good looking.
Storytime
What do I get in return?
yeah I was hoping she would notice it when it was crusty
about 6 months ago I took a drug cocktail and ended up showering/making out with my friend and I sucked his dick, kek
"Lied to police"
Holy fucking shit you are so hardcore!
eternal gratitude
Proof
I spend easily 4-5 hours a day "at work" skimming through photobucket recents for nudes and fuck videos.
does that work? How often do you find something?
I have become transmultidimensional.
It's alright. We grew up disgusted by you as well, but were taught to fake a smile and kiss ass in order to survive.
You're just a big fag
I bet he has an awesome katana though
Oh well, nothing to lose lmao.
Why are all rich people emotional vampires?
Lucky bastard. Do you ever feel sort of bad about it? Like, do you ever feel like you'd like to be doing more, something important?
That's not uncommon. I think he's riding a wave of hate and frustration brought on by a disappearing middle class.
A few people I've sold stuff to ended up ODing from it. I feel guilty about the pain I've caused their families, but not enough to quit selling.
She's pretty. I'd rape her too
not your fault, people shouldn't do drugs if they aren't smart enough to know the dangers of it.
I'm fooling around with the girl my bestfriend wants to marry but he lives a few states away. I'm also fooling around with one of his ex's.
People think I want to be a juvenile prison counselor out of kindness and dedication to change things.
I actually just have a huge fetish for high school delinquents and criminals.