Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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NUKE THE MUDSLIMES
Miho calimed
claim
Here
I claim all of these:
Nagato
Mutsu
Shimakaze
Murakamo
Haruma
Fosou
Yamashiro
Tatsuta
Mutsuki
Kisaragi
Satsuki
Mikazuki
Kiso
Isuzu
Furutaki
Takao
Atago
Tenryuu
Maya
Akatsuki
Hatsuharu
Murasame
Ashashio
Kangerou
>if you got a problem kys faggot.
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Already met both of them. Been having a fun time how've you been
Threadly reminder that kyouko is cutest OP
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>claiming yume
THOESE LEGS SUMMONED ME FEEBLE MORTAL BEING WHAT IS YOUR DESIRE?
If you live at home past 18 you are a disgrace
He had no idea how to run a country without the EU telling him how to do it.
So I'm glad he's gone.
Remainers are the people who wanted to stay in the EU, they're all bitter we're leaving.
>It'll be Ruri general if you want it to be.
One can only dream.
Luckily for me, there's still /c/.
>How are you doing now?
Pretty great, thank you.
I finally have some time to waste after three weeks of nonstop studying, so I'm happy.
I'll be leaving right now, still have a few things to do, but I'd still like to know how you're doing, Karen.
Threadly reminder Yuno is cancer and a colossal faggot
great now that you're here
Tenryuu claimed
Here is my offering.
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suck my dick dry with your fucking asshole faggot
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Kill yourself.
Read:
>Pomf
Im a student too. But I often skip classes to work.
>You on meds? Which? For your heart? Doesn't government provide them for ya?
Yep, for my heart. Well, the government should provide me them, but since the free medical-care (a.k.a SUS) is trash I'm on a wait list for them (at least 2 years to wait yet) So I buy them 'cause I don't wanna die.
Oh good salty fuccboi is here, gimme dat salt for my fries
Miranda Lawson all mine
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>Karen
Thinking back I actually regret not smashing her over the head
She was not supervised and we were basically alone in the building
>inb4 you should have raped her
Send them all to the meat grinder I say
That way they're at least somewhat useful
Yozora claimed.
No one gives one m8
Please tell me I didn't send a picture of my dick to a 12 year old.
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The fuck you jus' fuckin' say to me fuck boi? Ima have you know I dropped out of highscool, freshman fuckin' year, and I been in MAD fuckin' drivebys, nigga. I done sold over 3HUNNA ounces of DANK-ASS kush. I be knowin' how to fuckin blast yo sorry ass an' I got the most fuckin' kills south side. You ain't nothin' to me but some fuckin' FAKE nigga tryna talk shit just AXIN' me to fuckin' BEAT YO ASS, swear to fuckin' JESUS, nigga. You fuckin' think you can jus' get AWAY with sayin' that shit, bitch? THINK AGAIN, NIGGA. I got my fuckin' crew and dey be fuckin' tired of the shit you be sayin'. You better be fuckin, READY, bitch, 'cause my niggas gonna fuckin cap you. Nigga, you fuckin' dead. I WILL cap yo sorry ass the FUCK OUTTA COMPTON. I got my NIGGAS and they ain't fuckin' playin' no more. Nigga, if you had ANY IDEA about how fuckin' stupid what you said was, you'd a kept yo fuck nigga mouth shut, but you fuckin' didnt, bitch nigga, and now you better get the FUCK outta Compton. You fucked, boi.
It hurts to walk
Yo
Indeed, I hope it's like that for my mods on Skyrim. I think I'm going to stop adding mods on there now and just delete more so I can actually play it.
The fuck you jus' fuckin' say to me fuck boi? Ima have you know I dropped out of highscool, freshman fuckin' year, and I been in MAD fuckin' drivebys, nigga. I done sold over 3HUNNA ounces of DANK-ASS kush. I be knowin' how to fuckin blast yo sorry ass an' I got the most fuckin' kills south side. You ain't nothin' to me but some fuckin' FAKE nigga tryna talk shit just AXIN' me to fuckin' BEAT YO ASS, swear to fuckin' JESUS, nigga. You fuckin' think you can jus' get AWAY with sayin' that shit, bitch? THINK AGAIN, NIGGA. I got my fuckin' crew and dey be fuckin' tired of the shit you be sayin'. You better be fuckin, READY, bitch, 'cause my niggas gonna fuckin cap you. Nigga, you fuckin' dead. I WILL cap yo sorry ass the FUCK OUTTA COMPTON. I got my NIGGAS and they ain't fuckin' playin' no more. Nigga, if you had ANY IDEA about how fuckin' stupid what you said was, you'd a kept yo fuck nigga mouth shut, but you fuckin' didnt, bitch nigga, and now you better get the FUCK outta Compton. You fucked, boi.
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Sorry i was so rough~
youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i like to drnikj sperm from my spermbottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u
Carl says you should stop embarrassing yourself and leave.
>Brexit
right, I've been hearing about this amongst people -- been causing a commotion and I've even spotted a couple threads here with people interested in talking about it with user
Waifu claimed
You get worse everytime I come on here.
fish.
>same
You should get that checked out.
>sabee
Happy thay I got kancolle! Now what is what? Hmm
>yume
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>maki
I've done a fine job if I do say so myself!
Either you have great luck or amazing timing to get a get
I got a snek in my trousers
;o
roll
don't walk then
Was my girth too much for you?
Lewds
Roll.
Technically I live, but I'm rarely at home. Like once a month.
Wait..what? Man, that's illegal in most countries
I hate walking
Feet
>Kurumi claim
You're not Carl, who the fuck are you?
That nigga better be 18+ or im going to jail.
I'm hungry
I have no clue why it hurts
Me too
Post dik pls i wanna succ ;)
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Never forget.
Vote Trump.
Going to take a while for the effects to kick in, but I'm glad we're out.
Again, same, my knees and wrists are fucked
Fuck's sake, power outages.
Sounds good, how was your week?
>Maki
Kekeke, yes it was. Unfortunate about the job. Hopefully you'll get one soon. How are you afloat at the moment? Neetbux?
Online classes is a good idea. My dad got his masters in electrical engineering. Now he's got a bachelor's in finance from online classes called Coursera.
>Yuno
At least it pays, right?
>too dumb for school
that makes both of us I guess. only difference is I can fake it until my parents learn I'm a disappointment.
Life, yeah? Working and getting job experience is what I'd like to do. The rest is just paying money to hope to get more money.
How often do you fix ACs? At least you're better now.
>Amatsu
Yes yes, my eyes are decent. Degrees rose from 5 to 5.25 so it's not such a huge gap for 6 years lol.
What do you work as? If it's not a boxer? Maybe we've had this conversation before but I forgot.
Doing completely fine. Don't worry about it cute stuff.
Go ahead and do your thing. Glad you're better.
Dude fuck you have no idea how much I hate these pretentious little shits that think they own the world just because nobody tells them to fuck off.
Really. Should have dunked her.
fish
boring
i could fap to this
Still claiming Reimu
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All these legs belong to me
Claimed
:p
I try to, I appreciate the support :3
rolling for you and maki :D
:P
Cute waifu :o
C A N C E R
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Yeah? You on vacation now? Since it's summer?
Welcome Reimu, are you a real claimer or a shitposter?
>not in there
No lewds of karen, tyvm
fam birb
These legs are mine. Get the fuck out
>no legs
yes
How are you my fishy friend?
Mein Fuhrer.
These legs are mine sorry.
Soft
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>who can say where the road goes
stepping away from the computer for a moment, won't be back until possibly the next thread.
Good for ya, I'll get my eyes checked in a few days, hopefully they're alright
I'm only a voluntary firefighter
Yeah the money is good
Usually around this time I can get pretty busy but because I feel like shit, There's no way in hell I'll be able to do attic jobs
>real or shitposter
WAT
Future diary was a good anime it got me right in the feels, don't listen too>T. Megumeme
Good luck in Federal Prison
are you claiming strawberry or blueberry?
That gave me cancer.
So did that.
I'm rolling out guys, see you later i guess.
Try not to kill yourselves without my gracious presence filling you with joy.
Fam sandnigger
>Unbenannt
I smell german here
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Alright, see ya then.
>I'll be waiting.
But I belong to the fearful bun
Bit of leg~
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I see
I think strong tail for swimming counts. If it's lady like with noice curves, it's all good
(*^◯^*)
(o^^o)
（＾◇＾）
(^ー゜)
It's the left side of my hip and it's really sensitive all of the sudden
>my wrists are fucked
Wait you fucking what
That's a good idea, or even just playing with a few then switching them around ya know.
Talk a seat right over there.
>Dat picture
My one weakness.
If that's how you see it~
I'd say it's good timing.
Thanks for the sentiment, but when the local dollar store hasn't even called back it's time to prepare the noose. Odd jobs around the neighborhood. I try to do as much as I can when available, usually just chores and shit for the people. Some community events too. Ayy that's pretty sweet, I may take a peek at that site.
Kotori! What's good?
>Best idol claimed
It's just shitposting boy, you really think that affects me?
Good, die in hell
And warm.
>Wait you fucking what
Did I stutter?
Roll
Did you watched Hikaru no go, Mai?
What did you do to your fucking wrists m8
I've never heard of someone's wrists being messed up
they are sisters, so i just claim both. as far i know "strawberry" is abit more kind though
oh really?
You didn't post legs
No these are mine now
all legs are beautiful
Mine.
These are great
Does that one make chocolate milk?
good
fish