Walk into your room

Walk into your room.
See this.
What do?

fuck her

Kill with fire

Do a 360 and walk away.

Wonder how a red couch and that picture got there

You mean walk towards it.

Redecorate

smells like summer

Would wreck her

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>you mean walk towards it

hey

Kill it.

Man the harpoons

man the harpoons

Get some easy pussy.

>360 is just a circle

that would mean you'd be walking TOWARDS her.

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

Hit it but feel bad

your newness is showing

>look at her face
>look at her body
>smell her odor
>quickly pull out phone
>dial 911
>report death at my address
>kill self

Fucking newfags.

call to captain Ahab

I would have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>been here for years
>states the obvious because someone else was being retarded

Must be new

Have a long, in depth, conversation with her about the power of Jesus Christ in our lives. Then we'd eat some cottage cheese with carrot sticks for our health, then I'd shake hands and walk out the door.

Fuck her ass of course.

Take that thing back to the abattoir.