Walk into your room.
See this.
What do?
Walk into your room
fuck her
Kill with fire
Do a 360 and walk away.
Wonder how a red couch and that picture got there
You mean walk towards it.
Redecorate
smells like summer
Would wreck her
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>you mean walk towards it
hey
Kill it.
Man the harpoons
man the harpoons
Get some easy pussy.
>360 is just a circle
that would mean you'd be walking TOWARDS her.
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
Hit it but feel bad
your newness is showing
>look at her face
>look at her body
>smell her odor
>quickly pull out phone
>dial 911
>report death at my address
>kill self
Fucking newfags.
call to captain Ahab
I would have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>been here for years
>states the obvious because someone else was being retarded
Must be new
Have a long, in depth, conversation with her about the power of Jesus Christ in our lives. Then we'd eat some cottage cheese with carrot sticks for our health, then I'd shake hands and walk out the door.
Fuck her ass of course.
Take that thing back to the abattoir.