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how's it going lads?

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absolute crease-worthy post

I ate all your bees

Fuck off, iPod wanker.

SURELY NOT

AT 209 POSTS

THE MADMAN

JANNNNNY

>took janny 200 posts to notice a willy on page 1

someone slash that man's pay

>"see anything you like, user?"

hahahaha
el janitore

redpill me on prince charles

how's life of the spectrum lads

>Been here ten years.

Why lie? You've clearly only been here about 10 days at the most

*looks at bollocks*
*whispers* go go gadget meat tenderiser

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did janny just now figure out it was a penis?

ahahahahaha what an absolute melt

me in the black t-shirt

Janny is not best pleased

>to whom it may concern

been here for 18 years

CUSTODIAN

Dan Bilzerian is the luckiest man alive

just had a text off an old mate from school asking to meet up on the next couple days with other lads from school

someone tell me to go and tell me I'm a bender if I don't accept his invitation. Fucking tell me that I need to accept this olive branch even though he's a successful adult now and I'm a fucking loser and embarrassed to be alive

please someone tell me that I should accept his invitation anyway

*places pedigree chums on the chopping board*
*shouts GO GO GADGET MALLET*

Lefty mong who believes in homeopathy and wanted a multifaith wedding

If he doesn't abdicate watch a lot more people become Republicans

nice barm cakes

fancy a pig in a blanket

go meet him you muppet, you'll have a laugh

is that where the picture is from?

>MUSLIMS ARE EVIL TERRORISTS, KILL ALL MUSLIMS, BUILD THE WALL
>except based Assad, whose regime killed 241 US soldiers in a terrorist attack in Beirut
>except based Gaddafi, who openly stated his wish of Islamising Europe
>except the based Houthis, whose motto includes the phrase "death to America, victory to Islam"
>except based Iran, the largest sponsor of terrorism in the world for the last 50 years

Sup Forums is so fucking retarded haha
reposting this comment because I liked it

go and meet him you spineless whelp

*wraps bacon 'round my willy*

here you go x

seeing republicanism become pretty common among young folk lads
hopefully there's a big push after are liz pops it

go meet him you bender

Without Assad, all Christians and other minorities would've been executed in Syria

>This skinny manlet gets to fuck pornstars all day and earn money off it because he has a skinny noodle willy

Livid.

actually made me sad desu

>granddaughter's face barred out

dunno why this made me laugh but it did

>earn money off it

The male talent only gets paid like $50 for the whole day but I'd do it for janny's wages haha

just did my first cum since the 23rd
felt alright but it was a bit rushed, not the best i've ever done
7/10

b-but I don't keep any bees.

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He shagged Claire Abbott while she was underage too.

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Always wanted a sister, lads. What's it like?

Business idea: distract lefty mongs with irrelevant monarchy shit, make them think becoming a republic is the most important thing

Then the working class labour voters who like the queen will go over to ukip

>they had to put up signs on the dual carriageway saying "it's illegal to race horse drawn carriages here"
ahhhh yes, the irish

Dunno but he shags her

How to only think in extremes and not look at the bigger picture: the post

stealth willies in the OP to fool the janny has good gimmick potential

Nonce.

>the irish
its actually pikeys not us

it's cool, she's a laugh. 6 years older than me so we never really had inter-sibling bants cos she looked after me when my parents were out. She got me a powerlifting belt for christmas and i put her on my shoulders and squatted her (she's like 60kg but she thought it was cool)

Bad. She's an anorexic narcissist but also a 10/10 in terms of what normoids find attractive. She's also intelligent and academically disciplined so she's like a hyper-normie who excels at the social politics of work and life in general.

honestly, she's not that attractive desu
caked in make-up, big fake tits, big fake lips
absolute runt tier

the left is literally dead mate
we won't have a labour government until 2025 at the absolute minimum unless tess shits in some grannys food in public or something

do you ever sniff her knickers lad?

do MPs have bodyguards in the UK or are they just respected members of the community

And here I am haven't had sex at all in almost 3 years haha

>She got me a powerlifting belt for christmas and i put her on my shoulders and squatted her (she's like 60kg but she thought it was cool)
Are you going to sit there and pretend this isn't the start of a doujin?

no what the fuck mate

>*drinks the coolaid
yum

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it's ok, my sister is 10 (yes) years younger than me and it feels good knowing that there's someone who relies on and trusts you

you taking the piss mate?

really wish one day i'd go for a stroll in the park near my house and find a group of lads my age doing silly shit and that i'd approach them and ask them what they're doing and we'd go back and forth and would include me into their group

I had a dream that I was in a little wooden bungalow surrounded by nature and I went to my room to get changed. Took my trousers off and then some girl came over to my room with a towel around her and we started talking. From what I could tell, we were living together for the duration of the holiday a group of us were apparently on. We went and sat at the table and had a talk for a while and then it started to rain, so I pull the cushions off the sofa and set them on the floor in front of it so I could watch the heavy rain through the full-size window that was opposite the sofa. The girl stood up and left her towel on the chair and she was now completely naked in front of me, but I felt nothing sexual about it. I just lifted the blanket I had around me and she climbed in and we just lay with each other under the blankets watching the rain outside.

Well I can safely say that was the most fucked upo Christmas ever

*triggers article 50*

>MP's ever mingling with the common plebs
o i am laffin

shes gonna get railed by a black guy reasonably soon

Always wanted a gf, lads. What's it like?

might do a memulous or a leafy and just make shallow observations on videos that people from reddit send me

degen

she's already been told not to bring home any niggers or pakis

Give her my number haha

my sister is 11 months younger than me and was in the same year at school as me and everyone thought we were twins but we are not twins

like having a sister but with slightly more sex

Always wanted a hug, lads. What's it like? Worth the money?

how is your family so racist

>telling her she can't have the black d
have you ever spent any time with a woman
you've literally guaranteed that happening

Saturated market that lad

clue's in the title - house of COMMONS

they're """"""regular"""""" people who are """"""""""""respected""""""""""""" members of the community (glorified complaints departments)

it has it's pros/cons

definitely nice at this time of the year but other times it's annoying

also for some reason other girls like you alot more when you have a gf but you can't do anything about it unless you want to cheat

riveting, do go on
*walks away*

Bender

bad

my sister is 2.5 years younger than me and growing up we were always arguing
i dont like her

my other sister is 5.5 years younger than me and although we used to argue a lot too, i get on a bit better with her

i think the only time having a sister is good is if she's either MUCH older than you or MUCH younger than you

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memeulous is a budget WillNE
how old is she

I have literally no idea when the bin men are coming this week

She's a really unpleasant human being lad.

when people get married they become the same person legally which means when they have sex the law should consider it masturbation.

they probably have more than 1 braincell and realise blacks and south asians are generally pretty shit people so dont want that brought into their home environment.

good to see the daily mail siding up with tommy mair

nice to be reminded that the mainstream rightwing are evil bastards

Put yourselves in the sea you bunch of nonces.

I hugged a girl in a bar once and it was uncomfortable. While I was hugging her she whispered in my ear "You're really tall, you could probably lift me haha" and I gave her a "haha" back and went to break the hug and then she just kept holding onto me for like 35 seconds, until I hugged her while lifting her off the ground. Said our goodbyes and then she went back in for another lift/hug.

Weird stuff desu.

you'd do better to screen people by income

>racism is clever
ah yes... very good

Your local council probably have a postcode checker. It's all digital these days lad.

they love getting lifted for whatever reason