What weird things are your gfs and wife's into?

What weird things are your gfs and wife's into?

Being fucking boring.

Are you me?

Oh yea?

we do this really hot shit where we only fuck every 2 or 3 weeks. Shits freee-kay as hell.

this

Choking, BDSM

She choke you or you choke her or both?

We get undressed get in bed and I put my Penis into her Vagina and thrust until we both get sexual release. Weird Shit Man I know

I choke her, I like to have oxygen.

I once dated a girl that was completely fine with fucking around her family, and her family didn't even bat an eyelash at it. I went on a road trip with her and her parents and after an hour or two she just pulled my dick out and started blowing me in the backseat

Checked, also fair enough how does that work out?

My wife makes the P in PMS stand for Perpetual

She essentially needs me to choke her to get off. So, whether it be with my hands, a collar, belt, or something else, I do nearly every time we have sex.

My wife likes to lose weight, wax her her bush and be too anxious to fuck, and then gain weight, have a huge bush and want to fuck while on the rag only. Really hot.

Getting on whisper for cock to suck

Damn that's hot. I don't think my wife will go for that though..

Yeah, it started with her telling me she needed it, so I obliged. I definitely enjoy it too.

Why would you want to fuck her if she's on the rag? Disgusting.

Being choked (have a pink collar and leash for her, or just with my hands) and choking me (with her hands), and really hard fucking. Not that that's weird at all.

My girl also likes to get choked, not that much tough. She likes me to be in control and fuck her hard.
If she likes you to be in charge then I guess she'll like it

>What weird things are your gfs and wife's into?

She's bi.
She loves anal.

11/10 how did you react

That's not what he said. Learn to read.

Being choked, being fucked hard, sucking my dick, having her nips pinched and sucked.

Nice, have you ever seen her with another girl?

Not existing.

Any more stories?

Checked
>I choke her, that's my oxygen

She loves to be dominated. She likes choking of course. When she gets loud if I tell her to shut the fuck up she gets more into it. She likes to be slapped. She likes when i slip a finger in her ass as she gets close to orgasm without warning. Weird shit.

My gf is really into being a Domme, piss, beating, breath control, and role-playing as my mom. It's pretty hot. The kind of relationship I had actually always been looking for, it's hard to find weirdos like me.

I call her Mommy for the most part, love every second of it

she likes when i try to fuck her through her panties. I can get half my dick in her while her panties are still on, she moans and just soaks herself. Its a giant tease to her and the longer we do it the wetter she gets and the moar she wants to the move the underwear or take them off.

This thread would be better if you guys post a pic of your girl with your comment

K den

>instant regret

No way my GF is the same. She's a super freak.

You asked for it

looks like my sister
killself/10

(when she was fit and groomed, she didn't want to fuck cuz she was cheating on you)

Had a couple ex's that loved anal.
What I really want tho is a fucking footjob but I don't know how to approach the subject.

Well since the hounds of hell weren't being released by her parents I shot a load down her throat

I remember I was fucking her in her room she was on top of me, during the middle of it her mom brought in her laundry and put it away, after her mom finished my ex said "thanks mom" in between moaning and her mom said " you're welcome sweetie" and walked away as if nothing was happening.

Pic related

She likes to get choked and handcuffed. I love eating her asshole. She also slaps me from time to time and that shit gets me going.

what is choking but tightness in the throat?

Fucking while watching serbian Film, nothing gets her off like that

I got that Al Bundy thing going on. Whenever my wife starts hinting at sex, I'm thinking "crap, not this shit again..."

She has her middle school uniform and still fits. And, I got it hemmed to about hair high. Sometimes I fuck her stand up in the uniform. My dry cleaner shames me when there is cum all over the skirt. I've been trying to take it in when his cute teenage daughter is working on Saturdays but have not caught her yet.

Pics?

Wish. She's really shy of pics.

You dumbass fuck

my calfs

she sometimes makes out with my calfs before sucking my dick

me.

How about just of the uniform?

/thread

Them feels

Jon?

No.

I remember speaking to an user before about his GF leaving him because he wouldn't masturbate to A Serbian Film

Just joined the thread. My gf is 5 years older than me, and likes to take the aggressive role. Nothing humiliating, just she loves the CFNM, stripping me, ripping my clothes off, stuff like that. 15906

Daddy kink

I can't really nail it down, but she loves to give me handjobs, light blowjobs, but there's no hitting or degrading at all. She loves to rip off my tidy whiteys.

tell ur wife to clean the fuck up.

u cuck

My GF has a feeding fetish, i'm not sure how to indulge her fetish without fucking myself up

My wife is one of the rare women that hates, and I mean fucking hates above average dicks. My dick is 5" and she loves it.

start with a foot massage and then do the deed on her feet

is she at least as hot as Peggy?

Share your wives pics here!!

yeah , women lie constantly , life didn't teach you that yet ?

Bdsm and daddy issues.

what did daddy do?

Feminism

Yeah... ALL women love big cocks, she just says that to make you feel better but trust me let her fuck a guy with a big cock and she will be all over that like white on rice

thats hot.

She comes, when I suck her nipples long enough. I can't make her come any other way, no matter how hard I try.

Abandon her, she calls me daddy

She can't explain why she's into it and i honestly don't really want to know all her fantasies About it

Gfs, wifes
>implying

She likes it when i go down on her period blood, its not too bad except when shes really flowing and it gets chunky.

Maybe I should have explained that a bit. She's 16 years older than me and has an "older woman and young boy" fetish.

Apple products.

fucked up shit, still hot
does she dress up as a little girl?

kek for real user

"i only love small cocks" #saidnowomanever

:o

>let her fuck a guy with a big cock
We tried that, she hated it. Dude wasn't bad looking either, he was a bodybuilder, friendly, big cock.

...

myself...

She's into scat and I'm not but I'm desperately in love with her. Feelsbadman

Lol, i'm serious

god yes, more

fake tits?

She has this thing where sex used to be really wild and exciting but now she only wants missionary...

It really makes me go crazy and makes me want to watch porn and masturbate instead of having sex with her

...

I don't have a gf or wife...

Nope, she is the typical "metal girl", it's just the way she calls me, "everything for my daddy"

yeah no this is false
my best friend's gf used to complain to me that his dick was too big

I think she has a thing for guys with thick eyebrows. I have them, her exes had them, and whenever a guy with thick eyebrows is on tv or we meet one etc, she always says she likes them or thinks their cute. She won't admit it has to do with eyebrows, but I can see the pattern

I don't care, lost... moar?

Me:
>forced fem
>chastity
>pegging
>plugs
>nipple clamps
>roleplay
Her
>pet play
>cum play
>wetting
>watersports
>hard sub
>tail plug
>nipple suction
>anal
>brat
>public

Your fantasy goes pretty deep, user

nvr know the thoughts and desires of those closest to me. all the smoke in the rear view. What uou lookin at?

big cocks hurt when they go in deep so there is always just one partner enjoying it

she acts like she's not horny then I start jacking off and she gets into it.