Why isnt this the greatest thing ever made

Why isnt this the greatest thing ever made.

Because it isn't sliced bread

Because this is.

What if your banana is bent to the left instead of the right?

Kek
I have that exact one

If it's in the case, it won't fit up my ass.

Maybe they are spaceships for bananas

job 2015

Oh you poor thing.

there are many great inventions

this.
Answer me OP

We all know banana are always bent left

okay ill bite
the peel of a banana is protective enough of the fruit

Are you all fucking retarded?

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EU bananas were mandated to be straight. This will now sell well in GB

my mom says i'm very smart

I'm so sorry your mom dropped you on your head when you were a child.

it wasn't even bait, it was just to be funny, but you went ahead and took it anyways

Just look at the stem size. Those are obviously different bananas.

you just have to buy 2 carrying cases and use the one that fits your banana, idiot

Statistically, you're probably stupid enough to actually believe that there are left handed and right handed bananas, given that you browse Sup Forums.

i will not be counter-baited

Underrated thread

i'm dead serious. >50% of people who browse this board shouldn't have the right to procreate.

Well what if one has a steep curve and one has a mild curve? What if I get a straight banana? Do I need different degree curve holsters? Like a 30 degree left hand curve and a 50 degree right-hand curve? And what if I get big bananas - will it fit? I can't get the big banana size holster or the small ones will wiggle and wobble around inside - at which point I would wonder why I didn't buy the whole 20 piece set.

>the whole 20 piece set
lost

You can't put a banana with legs and arms in it.

EU mandates the proper banana curvature.
Bananas that don't fit within the aryan banana master race are discarded

there are other, more effective banana storage devices