Nother one i guess

nother one i guess

Bear butts.

WooHoo! My lazy ass didn't have to make this one!

Being gay sounds like a lot a work you gotta stick a water bottle in you ass or something lmao all this porn makes it seem easy

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Time to get stronk up in here!

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No? Well It'd be my pleasure to have you tied up and made to service me. Of course, I'll have to make sure you can't touch yourself either as your full attention should be on my cock, not yours. Good boy, brushing your teeth like you should!

Don't worry, I'll make sure you're plenty. "laid back," for me.

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I want to |____| the bunny

tbh they're stupid things anyway, and i wish they'd stop calling them hoverboards - it's factually inaccurate.

hold?

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fork

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Its like speedwalking, but you get nothing out of it and you look like a jackass

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Wow. Holy shit. Uh.. yeah. I'd.. try this. Another friend of mine has tried making me not touch myself and I end up anxious after just a few hours. It's a habit every morning. I get really pent up if I don't. And.. Hmph. Those words. You know those words.

Could only imagine what happens on my back, too. Just.. Damn, you're good at this.

buff

There should BEE more insects in here

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haha, exactly

dayum

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They werekn't legal in public here until like two months back or so and once that happened they immediately became the thing of now

Then they made the news few weeks back when someone's board decided to randomly catch fire and burned down their entire house. The model was recalled by the retail. Looked it up and it's pretty much the same exact chinese thing that's sold all over eBay and the internet w/ all sorts of different "brand" names

Actually, I dokn't know whether that one or most of them in general use Li-Po or Li-Ion batteries. They usually just advertise "Samsung Lithium battery" and that's all. I even tried googling smth like "hover board samsung battery" and nowhere does it specify whether 'Po' or no

Tho typically they use Po fur heavy-duty where light weight is required

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They're the BEES knees.

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I'm glad to hear you're fond of the idea! In fact, I would love to be sitting on my couch with you knelt down in front of me with your wrists and ankles tied together--making you suck me off. If you're lucky, I might rub your cock just a little with my foot. Certainly not enough to let you get off, of course.

Tell me, have you given a rim job before?

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femboys > women > cuntboys > men > dickgirls

prove me wrong

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wouldn't be surprised if they were lipos, they make sense when you want moar current. but then these silly things don't really go very fast, so idunno...

i haven't used mr. bulge for a while, no spontaneous fires yet :)

You sucked dick and got AIDS

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Go back to your fox hole faggot

Wow. I don't mean to pander but that sounds absolutely fucking incredible. Yes, goddamned please. Once again, I'd have to get used to being bound, but.. yeah.. I'd.. do that. Even with just little contact I'd be thrusting. And suckling. Nursing.

And I haven't, though the idea is one of the most arousing things in existence.

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Anyone got any f/muscle furs?

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Butt then things like laptops still somewhat exclusively use Li-Ions. Suppose even the risk of Mc$2000FacebookMachine blowing up into the faces of millions teen grills is too much fur a business to take

>these silly things don't really go very fast
Smth like about 25 mph tops?

>The Police here patrol on Segways in the city

>mr. bulge
inb4 lipo bloating becomes a fetish

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>new Bernal
>and it's Sasha
Pawsbolute Yes :3

i'd doubt laptops would need it, li-ion seems to be keeping up. i'd guess the main use case is motors

>25 mph tops
thats a lot faster than i realised they went

>patrol on Segways
you're kidding, right?

>Pawbsolute
Foxed

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here's more
wtf with those bars?

anyone know the source of this?

Oh, don't you worry, I'd make good use of you! Even so, maybe I don't want you getting used to being bound. I can come up with many ways to have you bound and made to service me. One thing I've been wanting to try is having a guy totally bound, on his knees, and with a jaw-brace in his mouth to hold it open so I could face-fuck him as long as I want.

It's one of my newly found, favorite things. I'd love to get a special rimming seat, set it up out in the living room, and get rimmed while I watch TV.

But anyway, rimming is pretty fun to give too (I have given several times). It's not as fun as getting, but you should make sure that the person you are rimming is totally clean first, and don't be afraid to go in deep with your tongue. In reality, you won't be penetrating much at all but it will feel like you are.

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>i'd guess the main use case is motors
>smth that doeskn't sit right next to you fur when it decides to burst into flames
Sounds about right

>25 mph
Actually it may have been 50-75% of that now that I think about it

>you're kidding, right?
Nope. Was featured in the news and everything. To aid in purrsuit, amongst things. Cop they interview said a criminal can outrun the Segway in speed butt eventually they get tired and slow down

any food pics ?

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>this fills fox w/ determination
Havekn't checked fur latest SF rips so all this will be very appreaciated :3

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ok then

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Jesus, that sounds like a lot. More than I've ever even thought about doing. So much of that sounds incredible but I'd have to adjust. I'd probably have to adjust to size, too. And I wouldn't mind that rimming seat as long as you can breath a little..

Funny. I was one of those anons, back in the day to inspire a drawfag to draw Juuichi sitting on the player's face while trying to play videogames. Hah. What a night.

I think it'd be more fun to rim than to get rimmed, but I haven't honestly done either. I just enjoy the thought of using tongue. And yeah. Cleanliness. Of course. Shit, you sound like a class act.

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i like things that move fast

>may have been 50-75% of that
found some weird article listing a bunch of different models, looks like the fastest (at least at that point) was about 13 mph

>Nope.
HAHA, i suppose it makes sense in some ways but it just seems ridiculous :v

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source?

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>about 13 mph
Yeah it may actually be more like that

>suppose it makes sense in some ways but it just seems ridiculous
Oh-ho. The more stupid smth sounds like the more likely it's going to break through here. This has been pretty much the case fur the past two years or so.

top secret

[EXPAND KNOT]

Well now I know what I'll be pawing off to tonite b4 curling up, thx :3

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Ayy finally drunk :3

Shame it had to take so long, had plans fur today :/

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You'd adjust easy enough. Just get the ball rolling and it should go smoothly from there--a little alcohol never hurt either. Breathing while rimming shouldn't be an issue, worst case you just stop rimming for a minute to catch your breath but the best thing to do is to keep breathing consistently while you're back there instead of trying to hold your breath.

That may be true for you if you prefer bottoming.

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all the flowers

Ya, Caturday, obv

Was planning to get up b4 noon butt I need about 7-8 hrs of sleep to clear off any headache or other from drunking tonite

hmm, on that note i should probably prepare for bed, i need to be up "tomorrow"/later

>when flowers are introduced as a notable element butt drawn like they were balls of minced beef

No need to hold my breath, but yeah, I'd work on it. Would be completely worth it to feel the warmth against both nose and lips, tongue.. Mgh. Feel the heat from above. And just lick into it.. so enjoying. Yes please. And is glorious. Wonderful looking male.

And I have to say.. I'd probably prefer bottoming. I mean, I've only done both things once, but.. I'm sure you'd be able to tell which I enjoy more. Quite easily.

Again? Is it related to last week? Are the cops yet on to you?