>tfw 28
>tfw if ww3 happens all you 18yo Sup Forumstards will be sent to your deaths before me
>mfw
Tfw 28
i hope i do die before you, then ill have less stuff to worry about than you
>tfw you're still young enough to get drafted alongside the emos and the fucking hipster douchebags
>Autism
>mfw you're 28 waiting for ww3 with a tinfoil hat rather than living
It's not tin. It's Aluminium.
Nice trips
>MFW you're still young enough to be drafted.
>MFW I'll be your NCO when you and the rest of the millennials get drafted.
>MFW you'd better get used to the taste of cock.
Trips? WW3 confirmed.
>TFW when you can go to war at age 18 but can't have a smoke or drink till 21
>TFW when you live in California
Seriously, who uses tinfoil anymore? That shit is weak. I just walk around with an unplugged microwave on my head like normal people.
>yfw everyone thinks WW3 will have huge battles with people when in reality everyone is just gonna be using nuclear bombs
>That feel when when
>mfw you can drink at 5 in my country with adults around
It's ok we won't need an army, just 20 good men
No. I will take an army of 299 faggots
Protip: You can drink and smoke before 21.
>Mfw I can't serve my country due to a heart condition
A HEART CONDITION? YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME SOLDIER! HOW ABOUT A BULLET TO THE CHEST? THAT HEART CONDITION ENOUGH FOR YA?
Hartman is a DI, not a DS faggot.
Next you're going to tell me this guy wasn't the penguin in batman.