Tfw 28

>tfw 28
>tfw if ww3 happens all you 18yo Sup Forumstards will be sent to your deaths before me
>mfw

i hope i do die before you, then ill have less stuff to worry about than you

>tfw you're still young enough to get drafted alongside the emos and the fucking hipster douchebags

>Autism

>mfw you're 28 waiting for ww3 with a tinfoil hat rather than living

It's not tin. It's Aluminium.

Nice trips

>MFW you're still young enough to be drafted.
>MFW I'll be your NCO when you and the rest of the millennials get drafted.
>MFW you'd better get used to the taste of cock.

Trips? WW3 confirmed.

>TFW when you can go to war at age 18 but can't have a smoke or drink till 21
>TFW when you live in California

Seriously, who uses tinfoil anymore? That shit is weak. I just walk around with an unplugged microwave on my head like normal people.

>yfw everyone thinks WW3 will have huge battles with people when in reality everyone is just gonna be using nuclear bombs

>That feel when when

>mfw you can drink at 5 in my country with adults around

It's ok we won't need an army, just 20 good men

No. I will take an army of 299 faggots

Protip: You can drink and smoke before 21.

>Mfw I can't serve my country due to a heart condition

A HEART CONDITION? YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME SOLDIER! HOW ABOUT A BULLET TO THE CHEST? THAT HEART CONDITION ENOUGH FOR YA?

Hartman is a DI, not a DS faggot.

Next you're going to tell me this guy wasn't the penguin in batman.