Ask a guy who just ate a hot dog anything

ask a guy who just ate a hot dog anything

How was it?

how was it

Bad.

it was good man, though It lacked condiments

How was the hotdog?

who shall i trust?

how was it OP?

How many dogs did you kill to make it?

don't pretend to be me, don't talk shit about my hot dog

Did you blow it?

Are you where you thought you would be in life?

you should get the ones from quickie they're really gud

just one

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guys does anyone have a hot dogger in tf2 ill give like 2.33 ref

Amateur

yes, this morning I woke up thinking, I want to eat a hot dog for dinner, and so I did

why are they called hotdogs and not hotpigs?

how are you doing in life after eating such a meal?

I am taking a shit as we speak

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Did u think of a man while eating it?

what's a hotdog?

is it gooey or normal or really dry and hard

Did you really add ketchup to it?
> ketchup heathens

your question interests me, but it needs further study in order for me to answer it clearly

was it a free-range hot dog?

How many cocks did you practice on to be able to swallow it whole?

How is your marriage?

gooey

none, I take small bites any time I eat penis shaped foods

Why aren't hamburgers called cowburgers?

I'm still in college, no gf just fuck buddies

yes

Because your boyfriend has a tiny cock?

hamburgers originate from hamburg if I'm not mistaken

because I don't like having penis shaped objects in my mouth

Why did you put ketchup on it?

Toppings? Southern fag here, just had one myself. Blistered the shit out of it on my Griddler, smeared pimento cheese on it.

I thought everybody put ketchup on their hotdogs, you don't?

ketchup, mustard, mayo some chopped onions and bacon

Ahaha what a faggot. Worried about penis shaped foods. Any real man would have smashed a hotdog in 2 bites

I find your comment quite homophobic sir, and I like to appreciate my food, see unlike you I'm not used to having loads dumped on my face? I like vaginas which are way more delicate

Do you ever think about death and the inevitable end of everything?

yes, sometimes I stop and think that one day I'll die, and it could be anytime so I enjoy life one hot dog at the time

Is there any ingredient that if you found out was definitely inside all hotdogs, would prevent you from eating another hotdog?

no unless it was literally like poison and would kill me if I ever ate another hot dog

Most vaginas look like a handful of ham kicked into a woman's crotch.

do you have a motorcycle?

I don't know what kind of women you've been fucking,but girls my age have pretty tight good looking pussies

No, why?

Do you like your dogs nice and crispy on the outside? I know I do...

On an unrelated note, what's your favorite race in Morrowind?

yep love that nice crispy bacon & I haven't played that game

i wanna know (you said "ask me anything"), do you have a car?

Have you ever had a masturbatory fantasy involving your sister?

nope

why did you eat only one?

i eat a lot of hotdogs and i usually make 3 at a time

also what are your condiments?

no, but I have masturbated thinking about my cousin, multiple times, once when I showered at her house she forgot her panties in the bathroom so I jerked with them

who said I only ate one?
Bacon, onion, ketchup mayo and mustard

do you have lots of sex with girls

no car, no motorcycle, how do you move around wherever you live?

what condiments do you prefer?

yeah, I'd say my sex life is pretty good

there's something called the bus, where I live, occasionally I'll also take the subway

I like to keep it simple, as I mentioned before, bacon, onions ketchup, mayo and mustard

you said that in the OP

also
>mustard and mayo together

thats hot user i've done that too. maybe she didnt "forget" the panties there

how big ur porn collection
i have lots that i dont even get off to but i keep it for sentimental value
like i would really miss it if i deleted it
u ever feel like dat

>i like to keep it simple
>has a ton of condiments

maybe, after all she knew I was coming, and she was leaving the day after, so maybe she left it as a gift haha

hey, man it's simple for me haha

I had a huge collection, not of straight up porn, but just girls nudes, until I started getting pics from a girl in here and it turned out she was 16 or something, so I just deleted it altogether

you're a pretty cool guy. you should make threads like this more often. cheers

I figured Sup Forums needed a break from all those weridos

yeah we really do

ah a fellow public transport user (aka poorfag), in which country do you live?

or maybe he just lives in a city

You should play Morrowind, fam. Steam Summer Sale, nigger, best $8.99 you ever spent on vidja.

Or just download it from TPB.

I live in paris, having a car in here will literally stall you, besides apartments here are oldschool so most of them don't have garages

I would , but my pc doesn't have one of those expensive nvidia cards because I play mostly in my ps4

ahhh tu est francais.
quebecois ici.

haha naah im not french, I just live in france, I do speak french but for the sake of the thread I just rather keep it in english

ah, ok

why did you move to france?
are you american or european originally?

It's like 15 years old. It'll run on anything these days. I personally think it still looks nice despite its age.

moved to france back when I was 11, but I'm from the usa originally, my family came here for business and we just kinda stuck here ever since

I might give it a try then

do u like wieners in your mouth all the time or some of the time?

fuck you dirtbag

just some of the time

Who would win :
A hot dog
The same hotdog but upside down

a hot dog, the same one upside down would drop all of its toppings thus becoming more vulnerable

is it true that black folk call hotdogs slaydawgs?

You got me there dude, you're gonna have to ask a black guy lmfao

>slaydawgs
I'm white but I grew up in the deep south around plenty of blacks and have never heard of this. I'm suddenly curious if that's an actual term too.

Less toppings = less weight = better maneuvrability

Is a hot dog considered a sandwich

what are the 2 hot dogs fighting for? if it is for which one tastes better the one with more toppings wins

They fight for the glory of battle and to entertain Caesar , such is the life of hotdog gladiators

There are parking spots in cities

What are you doing in france? are you a terrorist? isn't a scooter or a bicycle a viable option?