Found crab, what do I do with it?
Found crab, what do I do with it?
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Leave in water with edible debris
Create large crab
butthole
If dubs, release back into ocean
My dubs say keep it as a pet.
Set it free rather than committing some pointless act of barbarism for the empty approval of a message board of idiots.
Roll for dis
Eat it
They do
Literally just fucking bite it
stick it up ur asshole
Find another. Nipple clamps.
SHIT YE I GOT DUBS ON THIS BITE THE CRAB
Give it money
microwave it for 2 minutes and record it
My numbers decide that you must feed it and make a crab home for it. Find a crackwhore and breed crabpeople with it.
Name him jerry and let him go.
Surround it with money.
CUM ON IT
Check it for the crabby patty recipe.
>let it go
>open restaurant under the sea
OP here. I didn't say it was a dubs thread fag
If Dubs, put in your mouth and chew you sick fuck
Name him Rick and get him a bitchin ass tank to live in, make him your child
Sup Forums space program
Crabs are confirmed to be excellent pilots
You just dont wanna bite the crab cus its fishy like your moms pussy
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Found a little crab fetus stuck on a steamed oyster once. I ate it
Eating raw crab can give nasty lung parasites. DO NOT EAT IT. Instead do this: Because my numbers say so.
Coat thoroughly in WD-40 or some equally flammable substance
Ignite
Record and/or stream live on YouTube
Prepare coffee.
Dump it into coffee.
Drink.
jk, I'm not OP. get rekt fruit tarts
Kek
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put it back in pubic area where you found it
Crab space program
All do whatever trips tells me to
make it your god build an altar and pray to it
Cum on it
Let it pinch your cock
IDK, let it free...
Inject it with piss
Make it your responsibility to care for its well fare personally or release it to fend for its self as nature intended
Grab scissors and cut it in half
This
Drown in your own cum
FUCK
Name it Rick and give it a bitchin ass home or let it go you fucking nigger
Name it charlie...
cum on it
Roll for this
Give it a little kiss and release it back into it's native habitat. It deserves a chance to live.
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Just put it up your ass already you bitchfaggotpieceofshitnogoodwhoresonnigger
I agree. just a few bucks for a sandwich. don't want that bum buying alcohol with it
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Fuck that. It's time the space program adds a crustacean to its list of brave cosmonauts
Snip it's eyes off
that's a female crab.
SMASH IT
Make a tiny little crab cake.
roll for this
Soon to be the first female crab cosmonaut
Trips say release it back into the wild.
Game over, OP do it.
fuck you sissy faggot animal lovers and fuck your stupid PETA
SPACE PROGRAM
SEND IT INTO SPACE FOR OUR LORD KEK
Do this you ass fuck
Roll for this
Rawlin
Rolling for this
Even have dubs for it already
kek'd
S P A C E P R O G R A M
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Where the fuck are the trips?
put it on your dick while you jump up and down.
>not wanting to needlessly kill an animal
>faggot animal lover PETA-fag
Whatever you have to say to delay your inevitable realization that you are, in fact, a psychopath.
roll for this
in pooper nao
put it back where you found it, fuckhead.
RAWLIN
OP there is clear overwhelming support for the space industry's next adventure in to the last frontier.
Shore crab, put it in a small tub with another shore crab.
Space program
send it to space for science
Embracing it everyday
cum on it!!
Rolling for this don't be a dick OP
I bet.
Send that beautiful crustacean in the upper atmosphere nigga
Well, looks like OP's a faggot.
This
Rollerino
Rolling
>tfw no timestamp
if real send into space (anal space works too)
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Make it your pet
S P A C E P R O G R A M
Cum on it, fry it up with dat tasty sauce, hide it in someones food with similar texture...
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