Found crab, what do I do with it?

Found crab, what do I do with it?

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Leave in water with edible debris
Create large crab

butthole

If dubs, release back into ocean

My dubs say keep it as a pet.

Set it free rather than committing some pointless act of barbarism for the empty approval of a message board of idiots.

Roll for dis

Eat it

They do

Literally just fucking bite it

stick it up ur asshole

Find another. Nipple clamps.

SHIT YE I GOT DUBS ON THIS BITE THE CRAB

Give it money

microwave it for 2 minutes and record it

My numbers decide that you must feed it and make a crab home for it. Find a crackwhore and breed crabpeople with it.

Name him jerry and let him go.

Surround it with money.

CUM ON IT

Check it for the crabby patty recipe.

>let it go
>open restaurant under the sea

OP here. I didn't say it was a dubs thread fag

If Dubs, put in your mouth and chew you sick fuck

Name him Rick and get him a bitchin ass tank to live in, make him your child

Sup Forums space program

Crabs are confirmed to be excellent pilots

You just dont wanna bite the crab cus its fishy like your moms pussy

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Found a little crab fetus stuck on a steamed oyster once. I ate it

Eating raw crab can give nasty lung parasites. DO NOT EAT IT. Instead do this: Because my numbers say so.

Coat thoroughly in WD-40 or some equally flammable substance

Ignite

Record and/or stream live on YouTube

Prepare coffee.
Dump it into coffee.
Drink.

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jk, I'm not OP. get rekt fruit tarts

Kek

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put it back in pubic area where you found it

Crab space program

All do whatever trips tells me to

make it your god build an altar and pray to it

Cum on it

Let it pinch your cock

IDK, let it free...

Inject it with piss

Make it your responsibility to care for its well fare personally or release it to fend for its self as nature intended

Grab scissors and cut it in half

This

Drown in your own cum

FUCK

Name it Rick and give it a bitchin ass home or let it go you fucking nigger

Name it charlie...

cum on it

Roll for this

Give it a little kiss and release it back into it's native habitat. It deserves a chance to live.

Roll

Just put it up your ass already you bitchfaggotpieceofshitnogoodwhoresonnigger

I agree. just a few bucks for a sandwich. don't want that bum buying alcohol with it

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Fuck that. It's time the space program adds a crustacean to its list of brave cosmonauts

Snip it's eyes off

that's a female crab.

SMASH IT

Make a tiny little crab cake.

roll for this

Soon to be the first female crab cosmonaut

Trips say release it back into the wild.

Game over, OP do it.

fuck you sissy faggot animal lovers and fuck your stupid PETA

SPACE PROGRAM

SEND IT INTO SPACE FOR OUR LORD KEK

Do this you ass fuck

Roll for this

Rawlin

Rolling for this

Even have dubs for it already

kek'd

S P A C E P R O G R A M

Reroll

Where the fuck are the trips?

put it on your dick while you jump up and down.

>not wanting to needlessly kill an animal
>faggot animal lover PETA-fag
Whatever you have to say to delay your inevitable realization that you are, in fact, a psychopath.

roll for this

in pooper nao

put it back where you found it, fuckhead.

RAWLIN

OP there is clear overwhelming support for the space industry's next adventure in to the last frontier.

Shore crab, put it in a small tub with another shore crab.

Space program

send it to space for science

Embracing it everyday

cum on it!!

Rolling for this don't be a dick OP

I bet.

Send that beautiful crustacean in the upper atmosphere nigga

Well, looks like OP's a faggot.

This

Rollerino

Rolling

>tfw no timestamp

if real send into space (anal space works too)

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Make it your pet

S P A C E P R O G R A M

Cum on it, fry it up with dat tasty sauce, hide it in someones food with similar texture...

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