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Thanks for delivering the pizza on time Antonio

italy got this, then we beat them like most of the time in knock out stages

Can't wait until your shit game is over, I'm sick of these threads desu

i will kill myself today if we lose this game

screencap this

>thinking you've beaten Iceland already

>today
noch nicht, mein Freund

Mfw we beat Italy but Hummels, Özil and Khedira will miss the game against Iceland due to yellow cards.

>Özil and Khedira will miss the game
nothing of value was lost

So what if we advance after penalties? That wouldn't be an win, so would the curse be killed?

Italy will win and we will beat them.

Easy portugal france final. cr7 will cry.

mfw

>easy road to the semis
>still struggle against meme teams
>get destroyed by the first real team you meet
this will happen

we struggle against teams that don't play football.

This is the lamest and most French excuse ever
Choke and die on a baguette

francophobia is a mental illness.

Duh
What's the fukken difference as long as you pass

Being French is a mental illness

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wouldn't be quite as satisfying tbqhfam. We would still never have won against Italy in a major tournament

spoken like a true portuguese.

>Being this mad

Even if we lose, I just have to remember that we are WC champions and everything is alright again

Like in 2006 right?

>WC champions

those should be the poles desu

I can't take this anymore

ebin

Same amount of times as Italy senpai.

still 3 - 1 for us in knock out stages against italy senpai

>muh jules rimet cup

Yes.

Can't wait to watch the Icelads send your team full of niggers and numale faggots packing

>a polish guy is your top scorer
>a ghanese is your best defender
>a cockroach is your best midfielder
>a bavarian scored in extra time

>"germans"

Wales supports Italy

everybody is a winner. yaaaayyyyy

if i remember correctly last time you beat us was 16 years ago Jean-Mahmoud

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yeah so?

Th-thanks user-kun

No need to think about it, you'll win easily Otto, congratulations for the curse-breaking

>a polish guy is your top scorer
Klose and Podolski are ethnically half-German
>a ghanese is your best defender
half-German
>a cockroach is your best midfielder
Toni Kroos is full German m8
>a bavarian scored in extra time
a WHITE Bavarian

easy for us.

I hope you trained your dives

doesn't count, too archaic, not enough teams, uncontrollable corruption.

>that flag
>that post

I'm getting the feeling Italy will obliterate Germany. Like Germany vs. Brazil, but this time the krauts will be sucking dick.

yeah no. Unlike Brazil, we have a rock-solid team.

Is it weird that I am sort of rooting for Italy to win the entire thing just for Bud Spencer?

>i count only the trophies i prefer
whoao, that's heavy loser mentality

I hate Germany

I have something rock-solid in my pants if you can catch my drift.

Dunno man, the Italians outplayed Spain with such ease.

I have always supported England and Germany on big tournaments, but my gut tells me Italy will stomp.

Yes, very weird.

hey, at least the majority of our cup winning teams consisted of non-immigrants, yours have always been full of niggers

rude

Italy don't obliterate teams. Even 2012 when Germany completely collapsed and they had killed off the game after 20 minutes they only won 2-1.

>Kamerad Chamäleon and Kekdhira missing

Who gives a shit? They suck.

I don't expect many goals because both goalies are absolutely amazing.
Nobody will "stomp" the other team no matter which team will win.

The tradition should logically end tomorrow...Your team is de facto better than Italy's but they are like the kryptonite for Germany's superman....They always find a way to cuck you.

you do know that 40% of americans have german roots? check your tree, you may have reason to hate yourself

I'd rather lose tomorrow against Italy than against another team later on. Losing because of the curse is acceptable.

>mein heritage
don't encourage them

Like I said, gut feeling. I'll publicly apologize in the "official Germany celebration thread" if you win.

Look at this face. What can you do against it?

oh yeah because recent WCs like 1998 or 2002 were so clean right?
and even with your heavy mental gymnastic, we still got more than France jej

>italy
>scoring more than twice
>Dunno man, the Italians outplayed Spain with such ease.
That's because Del Bosque is a retarda. Low may eat his boogers and smell his ass but he actually knows what he's doing

D-don't be so hard to your best allies, Italy, okay? :(

It's bad enough that we will get kicked out tomorrow...

Just show the French and Portuguese who's boss later on

on the bright side, if we lose today then at least it was something you could expect and the banter will be on normal levels

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3rd generation Deutscher hier :^)

>3rd generation
Were your ancestors jews or cowards who refused to fight for their faterland?

>le ebin Sup Forums banter
kill yourself mein mann

Just Googled the name Jonke at it appears that I am at least part Judisch
Brb killing self

Have you shit yourself?

HELLO THERE, THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE

>Brb killing self
Don't be back, do the job right.

yes :'(

Turn that frown upside down even though your pants are brown :)

thanks breh

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>not Ciao

>18 participations
Germany has only had 6 participations though

gee, i thought that meme died when we won our 'first' world cup

15 participations not a single semis
we are trully shit mates

You're a wonderful human being

we are the team with most losses feel bad

Your entire team is like from fucking Central and North Africa. How can they even play while fasting during Ramadan?

You guys are able to afford internet over there still? Damn you must be part of the 1%

"Aford" yes.
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He aint paing 4 shit..he is greek

JUST

wew
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We can at least say we played double your matches, but you still lost more in total?
Shameful!

Why are everyone act as if italy is a big deal ?

I want to kill you

Another loss to Italy would be devastating to Germans, it would show that no matter the context, even as world champions, they just can't outwit the Italians, like Italians are a superior race or something.

>t. Refball: the country

Revenge for 2002

>German team becomes German again

And the problem is?

Hell, you might even be able to conjure up some of the Reich Magic

ment for

If you do kill yourself, please gib some shekels first.

If you get a draw AET you'll have already broken the knockout curse.

>Bud Spencer
Why did you have to remind me of that ;_;?

>That's because Del Bosque is a retarda
I disagree
Del Bosque is a fine coach

This Spain team is just done

literal c u c k

A muslim nigger is your president