Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.

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dubs for shitty tarot reading

Early thread is early.

-J

I was playing TTT when the notification appears

*Hi everyone! I'm finally back!*

Hello~!

-hug-

Hi guys! I started a little early tonight because I'll also have to go to bed early.

Welcome back!

Hey Marisa~

Roll

-J

You're looking beautiful today~

>*hugs*

How are you lately?

Th-thank you..!

...h-hi..

ow...
its that time of the month and tylenol in site

O-oh... uhh.. th-that sucks.

Fucking kill me

*So, as you all have probably seen i have not been around that much lately, did something remarkable happened while i was not there?*

Ey thread

I'll sit on your face until you suffocate.

Hello Guys.

You're welcome my little shrines maiden~

Ouch...

I don't know.. not in that many threads but i'd say things have been really calm and coozy these last ones!
Welcome back Gandalf the missing

Not really, just business as usual pretty much.

Hello~

as long as you don't squish my face....

-stare-

-hug- nice trips

Elsa: [reading Jacob's palm] See. According to this, you're already dead.
[laughs]

Not in the traditional sense but there might be some squishing sounds.

Hello there!
~Castelgandolfo

Hi Renko! What's up?
Hi Risa, you got trip's by the way.
Hello Ika, how you doing?

-J

are you going to shit on me?

-voice crack- h-hi..

*Hi Seija!*

*Hi Renko!*

*Hi Marisa, i missed you too btw, have you noticed if anyone from the waifu threads got into Reimu's ones lately?*

TRIPS REIMU TRIPS

Offbyone kenobi. Damn, anyway, here for conversation, as my luck is always shitty
~Castelgandolfo

...

Ewww, no!

Scat: Not Even Once

For real tho. Second offbyone. God damn.
~Castelgandolfo

Aaah.. i don't really remember who's from the Waifu threads, i've been planning on dropping by but haven't found the time yet.

>*giggles*

So it seems i got trips... and i want a kiss from you for them~!

I check'd em... but it's up to her if she wants a reading!

Not even if I begged you?

*Reimu can i give my dubs To ?*

Reimu is blind so I like to spam links at her

aw okay

can i get a reading on what's to come

Nope.

Uhh, sure.

What's your question for the cards?

Hello thread

I can't sleep

I feel like I should fuck off

>*aggressively kisses Marisa with tongue*

*Nevermind, i'm searching for a particularly stubborn user that gave me a couple of issues, but's really no matter. I wonder who are you going to spam under that kind of threads, is everything fine with you btw?*

*Sir, i like your name a lot, just wanted to say that.*

*This is what happens when shit hits the fan, anyway hi.*

Will i get the end i desire? Thanks Reimu!

-J

Me either weekdays are very busy lately
Hey Seija It's been a while
Nice trips Marisa don't waste it okay ?
Nice to meet you Castelgandolfo
Hey J, Nothing much just playing Gmod TTT.
Hello there Asterisk, any good things happened ?

Hello hello

Yeah probably be pretty absent this time, too
Playing a game and such

If i had my laptop i would join you but, since i can't have it, that's that. Maybe next time? What do you say?

-J

*Oh nice, another pair to gift!*

*Not good things, it's just that i have been very busy lately, but now i'm back again, hopefully for a longer period this time! Would you like to have a reading btw?*

Hardly, you stay right here you cute little muffin!

D'aww.. any help from you is appreciated~

Yup.. you wouldn't believe what i'm actually doing right now! :3c

W-Waste them..? i think i put them towards a good use..

>*happily returns Reimu's kiss with some passion of her own*

Thanks, lel.
~Castelgandolfo

>The Star
Promise and fulfillment.

>The Empress
Achievement of goals and growth.

>Three of Pentacles (Reversed)
Yet, this card seems to be reversing that. It seems that obstinacy, fear of loss, miserliness, conceit, or prejudice will be your downfall in this regard. If you can avoid those, you may just get what you're after.

And hello, as i am clearly slow at evenings.
~Castelgandolfo

I'll stay until tea at least.
~1h

Come senators, congressmen. Please heed the call.
Don't stand in the doorway. Don't block up the hall.
I'm smart because I think this is referencing MLK's march.
Please drink some semen, your thirst it will parch.
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And hello

Knew I forgot somebody

Hiya.

Tragic as usual... neat.

-J

Holy shit, is it hot as balls here. I hope you guys have better weather than hell, in which i am at the moment. Fucking southern europe.
~Castelgandolfo

*Oh now i'm curious! You know that i'd believe anything from a person that i fully trust though.*

*Hi there, sorry if it took me a lot to greet you properly.*

I can't feel my hand's, too cold.

-J

Does anyone need help with work or shit, wanna save for a car. I don't have time for a job as I am currently doing five a levels.

Hey there!

Heyy, it's not all bad. It at least gave you a way to avoid a bad outcome.

It's a pretty nice day here, which is surprising because most summer days are not very nice at all.

It's not fucking cold if it's not even engative C
How cold is it now?

Where are you at?

I wanna switch with you so hard right now. I can take cold anywhen, just stop the hellfire.
~Castelgandolfo

*I'd kill to have that same weather, i had to take one of those long icy showers today because the heat was unbearable.*

How's it going everyone?

Hello. Enjoying the night so far?

BOX!

Hot. Also, hello there!
~Castelgandolfo

A tripcode now?
Hey hey, do you have a schedule for your threads?

I'd like to help you out but being a shrine maiden barely pays enough for me to keep the shrine running, so...

Hey!

Enfield

Satan trips, holy shit. It's so hot that even hell has mercy. Well, is the next week gonna be allright?
~Castelgandolfo

*Hi Box, my fellow cardboard friend!*

6 ºC. still cold tho.

-J

It's just 36º colder than here.
~Castelgandolfo

Hello!

Yep, and I'm gonna be posting threads on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays.

Hello there Asterisks.

It's alright seija.
Sure thing J.
nice zeros anyways what reading?
That's what I meant

im 17 and a virgin what should i do

What the hell, second trips.
~Castelgandolfo

Glad your birthday was today, otherwise u wouldn't be allowed on here. It's eighteen and over

You're just being unfair now.

Hello >:3

Ah~ Well i don't want to spoil too much but the gist of it is that i finally mustered up my courage to talk with the bestest person around~*mumbles*
...i think it was a good use..

Should've said 18. Also, being a virgin isn't such a big deal, just work and pay a hooker or you could also look for a partner. It's up to you mate!

forgot pic

~Box

*Wait, are you that user that wanted to stay as Anonymous? Anyway hi, please tell me that i'm correct, i'd be so happy to know that i have finally managed to remember something.*

We could remodel the business plan, to attract new and wealthy customers.

I don't mean to! I can give away the second trips if you want tho.
~Castelgandolfo

Someone's lucky tonight!

That's nothing. You should make more efforts to talk to and get along with girls but don't worry too much about sex because you still have several years before you start getting close to Wizard level.


Mhm! I was already having a good day and the night seems to be going well so far!

What about you?

I am seriously confused. Explain.

Hii~

That's lovely, you deserve a good night for all your hard work as a shrine maiden.

I took the day off, and relaxed and played games and watched anime all day.. It was exactly what I needed to burn off some stress.

Oh yeah? Let's hear your ideas, then.

Yeah, usualy i get nuthin
~Castelgandolfo

bumping

~Box

So hot. Wanna die. I bet afterlife is cold.
~Castelgandolfo

Only one way to find out.

-J

We sell body pillows with three dimensional and functioning body parts to weeaboo's and shit, I mean we all know what they do with them. Theirs no point hiding the facts.

*Since Reimu's accepting dubs too for a reading i wanted to gift you the ones that i just got.*

*Glad to hear that, it's always a tough to confess what you feel to the person you love, if that was what you meant, if not i'm glad to hear that anyway!*

Necromancy?
~Castelgandolfo

Sooo, doll's, right?
Necrodancing

-J