We're getting reports that someone is in possession of illegal dubs in this area...

We're getting reports that someone is in possession of illegal dubs in this area. I just need you to show me your singles, and you are free to go. May I see your singles please?

nothing suspicious here, officer

Here ya go ociffer

Yes sir here they are

bitch please

ficki ficki the polizei

Officer please, can we move along this is an emergency!

Nothing to hide here officer

no drunk im not sir

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no dubs here officer

Here you are, sir

Hi officer nice weather today * sweats nervously*

Is there a problem, officer?

Fuck the police

O hai occifer.

Fuck the police.

Officer there's a hold up at the bank!!

Fuck you, pig. Lemme see your warrant.

W..what dubs do you speak of, officer?

I have giant tits, don't arrest me.

Officer let me go

>tfw we're all clean itt

then I saw this

aight

Hey fukka i aint got no fuggin dubs. I dindu nuffin.

oh shit its the police, better act like a stupid nigger

Oh yeah? Lemme see your dubs pig!!

i ate pizza good sir how about you?

Trips kills the pig!

I'm clean I swear!

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

Fuck the police.

dem trips doe

I'm Jewish

Holy fuck. I found a serial killer. Theres a fucking body in his trunk

Here are my singles.

Check em

As you know, trips are specially bred doubles for medicinal use.

do you have a license for those trips, sir

what dubs?
what are dubs?

rollllll

That's not how this works you cuck. You show me the warrant or fuck off. (Drives off because I wasn't breaking the law in the first place.)

>Checked

I was just holding them for a friend, I promise!

Aint got nufffin...

Niggah you going to jail for life.

It's legal in California!

fuk u cops i aint need no none of this shit not today not goin back to prison

Just another average nigger

Hey is nigga aint got no fuckin dubs. You only pull me over cuz im black.

Racis fuggin pig

Of course, officer.

Here you go sir

a man can't rape young children without an officer bothering him about dubs anymore. *le edgy sigh* here's my singles.

Sure thing, officer.

...

No dubs here.

nah maan im g

I'm clean, officer

I'm bot black.

What about if I just give you this gold star and we let it slide?

I'm black

Ogaa bogga

Woah Woah I'm white you don't need to worry about me. There's a nigger over at the drug store he might have some dubs on him.

Ay caramba

got nothin here

Notung here

Dubs

i'll let you off for now, but those singles are about to expire.

Dubs? What are those, I'll have you know I've only had singles since I was born

Nothing here officer

I dindu nuffin

Is this a real brand of knife? If so, what brand is it.

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

Serial killer detected

Shit I'm black and in a white neighborhood

...

Im licensed to have these dubs this is my license it shows me see

I want a lawyer.

You didn't say anything about trips+

You guys look ´retty suspucious, though

these poor fucks

and officer, I clean, I swear. I'm a poor nigga, I dont got no mony to feed mah chillen let alone get dubz

I dindu nuffin

You're under arrest sir

Please step out of the wheeled fishing boat

Nothing to see here officer

Dindunuffin

Hello officer! How about I let you tit fuck me and we forget about this whole illegal dubs thing ;).

Everything's good here

Hmm... seems like you're clean. Is the offer still up?

FACK YOU! *pulls quads out of pocket* *shoot cop dead*

im clear!

Oh you unfortunate nigger

Yea, sure

I have a few expired parking tickets if you could make them disappear i might think about it.

Dindu nuffin

I got nothin on me officer, I can't even afford no dubs. y you have to bother with me like this?

Iiiii Shwaree ah don gaf neww dubs offeceer

You're free to go
*he says to himself creepily*

no! show me a warrant!

YOU CANNOT ARREST SMOKU BROKU

Y'all racist man. You stopped me just because I'm black