Ok Sup Forums tell me you're Top 3 rivalries in International Football, i start:
1: France (they're like us, but gay)
2: Germany (you already know everything)
3: Brazil (probably in recent times they've been replaced by Spain, but when we face Brazil there's always something special)
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Brazil-Norway, >we have never lost a match against Brazil in footy
cba figuring a top 3 though
1.Sweden
2.Germany
3.??
>they're like us, but gay
That's funny, i was thinking the exact same thing about you
RIOMMA LAZZIE
FRATé
1. Holland
2. Italy
3. England i guess
1. Italy - we rape each other
2. Brazil - we rape them
3. Germany - they rape us
more like brown womanizers
1. Argentina.
2. France.
3. Probably Germany after the 1-7, otherwise Italy.
Smaller rivalries: Uruguay. Colombia, Mexico, Holland
ROBERTO BAGGIO VS TAFFAREL
NEVER 4get
Nah, French are more homos
>3: Brazil
Still sore? :^)
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1- Brazil (we love beating them so I guess it's a one sided rivalry)
2- Italy (you know why, but it's lighthearted)
3- Can't really name one. Maybe Portugal for the same reason as Brazil.
1) Holland
2) Italy
3) Austria
greece
germany
france
Yeah but they killed Zico.
1. Brazil. The little kid in your block who played great and now is a junkie neet.
2. Uruguay. The little brother who thinks hes better.
3. Germany. The grill you like and she cockblocks you.
>Italy calling us gay
Oh, the irony
m8, 7-1 isn't rivalry, it's slaughter
Germany
Belgium
Guess the English?
1. Brazil
2. England
3. Uruguay
Perú because of our history.
Bolivia for the same reasons.
I don't know if we have another one. Some would say Argentina, but historically it has been very one sided and I doubt Argies would say we have a rivalry.
Paolo Rossi
The biggest rivalry ever is Portugal vs Sup Forums
Greece because euro
France because penalties
Spain because spain
England is definitely bigger than Austria.
>Wembley, penalty shootouts, 1996 vs. Cordoba
1- Argentina
2 - Uruguay
3 - France
4 - Paraguay
Fuck that, we love you guys.
>germany
why.jpg
And why not Spain?
>France (they're like us, but gay)
That's really a shitty meme.
Everyone, fuck all y'all, freedom....out!
>tfw only 1.5 rivals
The French call homexuality "the Italian vice"
Italians call homexuality "the French vice"
The French call syphilis "the Italian pest"
Italians call syphilis "the French pest"
1. Netherlands
2. Italy
3. ???
>We're not that hateful 2bh
>Germany
'no'
this
Kek this is correct.
I'd rather lose against some far away island monkeys than against the rogue province in our backyard.
Mexico
Ghana
Leonardo's elbow
We don't really have a big rivalry
I'd say
1-Portugal because we always beat them
2- Germany because they always beat us
3- Brazil because we always beat them
1. Mexico for obvious reasons
2. Englel. We rarely play against each other (in fact the last time we played was in 2010) but we're always shitposting about the other whenever they fuck up (USA vs Jamaica last year, 1 point in 2014, Iceland this year)
3. Idk Ghana but we finally beat them in 2014 so now we dont care. Maybe Germany in friendlies since we've played against each other consecutively for 3 years from 2013-2015.
Perú
Bolivia
Argentina
In that order.
We don't give a shit about your NT, you niggas literally only play football and you've never won a single title
We are laughing at you, just like we do with Englel
>everyone hates us
Fuck You guys!
>pic related triggers the Dutch
1. Germany
2. Portugal
3. Spain
Just one , italy because of materazzi big mouth during 2006 wc
I don't think France hates Germany except for the Schumacher x Battifton episode. You beat us because you have a better team, nothing to get mad about desu.
I guess Germany at least until 2015. It was the last achievement to unlock. Maybe England because we're also in the same group a lot. And Hungary because they were our first international opponents (1921). It was also our last pre-WWII match (three days before it in fact). Lots of interesting stories and we hope there will be many more in the future now that we've finally rebuilt our team after 30 years.
1. Scotland
2. Ireland
3. Argentina
Cuantas copas tenes en el siglo XXI, Gonzalo?
This. They chose Fontaine as their "uefa golden player". the best Frech team ever was beaten by 5 goals.
No one's talking about hatred, man.
>1958
Englel tier, I bet even your dad wasn't born back then.
Raymond Kopa was playing at the time
When we think about Brazil we remember 1986, 1998, 2006
Bruh that's a good thing, everyone considers y'all an issue
We're in the 21st century at we have 2 WCs and 14 CAs
>They chose Fontaine as their "uefa golden player"
No shit, the guy's record is still standing.
For Brazil it used to be Brazil vs Argentina...
Our last decent team was the one in 2006, since then it was disappointment after disappointmen.
Since 2010 our national teams have been so shitty (and the corrupt people in charge of CBF) that majority of the brazilians lost their passion for the national team, they don't even care about rivalries anymore, they care more about their local teams at this point.
To give you an example, most of the people here (including me) wanted brazil to get out of the Copa America just so the clueless manager would get kicked out of the team.
...
1. Italy
2. Holland
3. England for "that didn't count" memes
"always beat them"
15 9 de junho de 2013 Porto Alegre Brasil Brasil 3 – 0 França
16 26 de março de 2015 Paris França França 1 – 3 Brasil l
I thought that the Netherlands - Germany rivalry was mostly one-sided, though?
scotland
iceland
wales
1. Denmark
2. Powergap
3. idk maybe >englel
t. swedefag
Why would anyone not hate Austria's retarded child ?
Well let's be honest the only really hateful match is against Turkey, so perhaps the ranking for us should be like
1. Netherlands
2. Italy
3. Turkey
It isn't. >We both consider each other >our main rival
>friendlies
Do they give a trophy for these?
>forgetting Italy
CHI
Nah that's England - Germany
I was talking about games that matter
WC games
We don't give a shit about friendlies
Not like Englel and their 5-1 meme against Germany that was worthless
Brazil and Argentina
We won a World Cup final against each and countless Copa America finals too. We lose almost every time we play in qualifiers but who gives a fuck about that
1: Italy (they're definitely gayer, or just less straight, but we shit our pants everytime we play against them)
2 : Brazil (duh)
3 : Germany, perhaps ? Fuck them
...
Last : Algeria (we humiliate them and they burn our cars)
Not even your granfather was alive to watch these WC titles
I'm not forgetting Italy
I just made a choice
I don't really know if you can compare our rivalry with Italy with Italy vs Germany
Bullshit, Italy is a much bigger rival than Netherlands
who are the roaches biggest rival?
Greece? can't imagine Germany since they are essentially the same place.
Are you an idiot?
Yeah
I'd put Algeria n°1 if they were worth something
Fucking bougnoules
Raciste.
Maybe for someone who's first world cup was 2006.
When I was a kid the big ones were Germany and Argentina, but I don't feel that strongly about them any more. It's probably just the home nations now.
c'est un terme affectueux
How can you both like football and be racist? Explain.
>t. Abdoul
You weren't alive to watch your team win anything either
Glad you could watch Uruguay winning Copa America at your home though
Argentina
Germany
Portugal
not including meme teams like wales, ireland or scotland. jealous neighbours =/= rivals
Lel, they'd probably be better if you didn't take all their best players for your own.
maybe you should do that too so that you win against iceland next time
1:Argentina (they're like us but gay)
2:France (never forget 1998)
3:Italy, I guess
Rachiste.
t. Vladimir
Nah, they're too busy beating on their women and throwing rocks over Morroco's border. The only good ones were raised in France.
Also, Zidane is a Kabyle and most would say they aren't really Algerians.
Bruh hate to break it to you but we're a meme compared to Wales at the moment.
>they're like us but gay
they're like you but white which means there better
i had the webm of this goal somewhere but i lost it so here is the youtube link
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>R.Carlos defending
1) materazzi
2) materazzi
3) materazzi (fuck you materazzi)
>not including meme teams like wales, ireland or scotland. jealous neighbours =/= rivals
thats why no one in germany sees england as a rival
You're a meme since 1966
Sorry lad I'm Scottish
Même pas, c'est juste leur culture débile et l'"intégration" à l'Américaine qui posent problème.
> born in France
> on welfare, living in our council houses, educated in our public schools, playing in our clubs, taking our tax money
> you're taking all their good players
Top Kek Nigel
We're taking what's ours