Show me your hands you dirty nigger!

Show me your hands you dirty nigger!
>singles/apology and free to go
>dubs/detained and searched
>trips/tased and beat
>quads&up/shot on sight

Fuck off, pig

I never knew Sup Forums was a hangout for the kkk

White lives matter

ur the nigger, nigger

Hes holding that gun completely wrong

You just got detained, nigger

I'm sorry sir. we've had reports of a black male that is armed in this area. your free to go.

Nothing wrong here Officer!

I dindu nuffin

God damnit. -_-

I didnt do nothin sir

Yup, nothing to see here!

Seriously?

No you didn't sir. on your way.

Detained. Nigger.

I think this nigga might have some crack on him search is black ass

...

Oh yeah? Looks like you're the one with the crack, nigger.

But I am white

Boy you want to explain why you got little plastic baggies in your mouth?

ahhh

Oh shit! The cop was a secret nigger detained!

Hands on your head Nigger

Niggers tongue my anus

White lives matter too you know

Officer I assure you I have committed no foul deeds today, my wife and I are on our way to the country club for brunch

this is fucking gold. r.i.p. my sides

Don't shoot I'm white

That's racist, officuh

Not another one of these gay and useless threads OP, can you kill yourself and broadcast it live please? Please an hero OP!

Roll

can i help you officer?

Sorry OP, but you're still a faggot.

Oh I'm sorry, sir. Have a great day.

I think you mean das raycis

I am the Dindu.

Fuckin' oinker.

Fuck you pig, I have my rights!

Both you niggers detained!

Look at me, I'm the dindu now

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST SONABITCH. NOT ALL NIG- I MEAN NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE TALK LIKE THAT.

Search him boys.

Fuck the police!

I kinda wanna get shot

FUCKING KYS PIGFUCK

Check em

How do you know, boy? D-d-d-detained!

It's not me ! I swear !

jews are good people

Nigga you can't shoot me.

See no police brutality in here no niggas shot no niggas tased no need to riot

search him boys

Have a good evening, Mr Gibson. Sorry to stall you

FUCKING NIGGERS DISGUST ME (self hating nigger)

Hello officer

NIGGGGGERRRRR! *detained*

Oh shit

Fucking kill yourself and wait for these sick digits.

Oh yeah? Put your hand on your head do you have anything in you pockets that might stab or poke me

just singles here officer

Just passing though with my skittles and hoodie

Can't stop me!

hands off, don't shoot

spiccy dicky

Nigger got digits doe. but ya got detained bitch.

STOP RESISTING! *continues to tase and beat*

Beat the shit out of this nigga !

Oh shit

Thats what all niggas say

I hate you nigger fuck dick pussy "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air cops

Zimmerman! We need your help again

Fuck ya officer

Pig !!!

What do you want Nigga ?

kek

get on the ground you nignog!

Summon the zim-zam!!

But officer, my hands are white.

He's busy sucking my cock.r

Ohio officer m-senpai! I am very sorry ;( I was just on my way to a super kawaii anime convention! If you let me off I will show you my katana collection!

That shit is not mine, b0ss

Digits? You running numbers nignog? freeze right there dont fucking move

Good day officer, there´s nothing wrong around here, singles only.

Detained for joke in poor taste

"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

...

Problem officer?

SUck my dick

come on officer i wasn't doing anything...

[spoiler]I dindu nuffin[/spoiler]

GET ON THE GROUND YOU FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!

MOTHERFUCKER OFFICER I FOUND ZIM ZAM AND THIS NIGGER

Watch it whitey! I aint done nothin!

Fuck you zimmy whould never! Now hands behind your back

*cuming on random ladies hair*
no problem here, officer.

NEED BACK UP TWO NIGGERS ACTING LIKE COPS! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

They worked hard on those weaves. You're coming with me Jamal.

Shit another niggy quick help the zimm

Din do nuffin

oink oink I smell bacon!

spngbb fckd m