Sup Forums, help me make a bucket list

Sup Forums, help me make a bucket list

dubs: gets added to the list.
trips: is added to the list and completes it.

I love huge tits

i seriously thought that was a bra on an ass

Give me all of your money and belongings

come on faggots, help a brother out

69 with someone from here

I though this was an ass pic from the thumbnail

bump

learn CPR and first aid

damn, this bitch is forever young.

check, did that years ago

Have sex with a dog

Roll

Waiting..

Name pleezethes

go to any Scandinavian country

Kill yourself.

get buttfucked

Jump off of a bridge

Kick an infant

Even -> fap
Odd -> nap

Learn to Sail a boat

added

masterbate with bengay

fuck a dog in the ass while a toddler watches

Self-castration

Learn to boat a sail.

so is zero considered even or odd

Go skydiving

Fuck a toddler while a dog watches.

rape a middle aged female politician

suck off a giraffe whilst jerking off 2 elephants underwater with half a plugged in toaster up your ass

Skydive without a parachute.

Wank in public and wipe it in a female stranger's face.

deepthroat your own dick

more of this girl?

Gay masturbate with ben

Swallow a live snake.

aww fug

kill yourself

nice one

Checked

fuck a dog while a toddlers watching

Rape a girl and record it

start a gay bar

Fuck a tgirl

Fuckin neato, OP you best deliver.

i'd say even because 0 isn't dividable in any way but any other number that ends in 0 is

Sauce please

Ayy lmao

oh fuck

aww jeez

Holy fuck

You gotta do it, faggot.

Go to a swingers party with a prostitute who you claim is your wife, both wear a fursuit and just dry hump the fuck out of everyone

suck your own dick and cum in your own mouth

Publicly wear blackface and speak like a jive ass black guy for a day.
>this includes calling everyone "baby" and saying "shiiieeeeeeeet"

Eat your own face.

name?

Anal Fisting

cut off at least one finger yourself

Suicide Bomb the White House

Roll

OH FUCK I MADE A GUY LOSE A FINGER

Oh fuck m9

roll

NEATO

fuckin win right there

Jesus christ, back out now OP!

set your pubes on fire

Ran a reverse image search and this name popped up

katerina kozlova monroe

Check'd

DELIVER OP

Fart in some tumblr looking cunt's face in public, recording it and sharing is a must.

bump
keep this page alive

put this on your list:
run for president

good shit.

Win

This thread is dubs and trips galore

hell yeah

Moar dubs

WINRAR SHE DOES PORN

get arrested somehow

All glory to lord Kek, his work be done in this very thread.

Get a super detailed tattoo of a horse cock onto your face with a small space saying some shit like "MLP 4 lyfe" or something to that effect

By going to target and stealing anything you see

like dominoes

roll

wew lad

The text being in gothic letters. Gotta make sure OP looks hard as fuck

bang someones wife.
2 girls or more at once
sky diving

roll

the dub gods have blessed me tonight lads

This thread is fuckin lit, OP where are you?

wut?

Microwave pumpkin, fuck it.

lol

get dubz

roll

Microwave a kitten for 5 hours

roll

This will be hard but why not go for it?
Smoke weed a low gravity zone (preferable outside of the earth's afmosphere)

Aye. That they have.