Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Fuck you John.

Cause while your fucking your whore bitch, I'm fucking her whore mom. When she's done, then and only then, does your bitch come for some.

You can't suck it though

so cash

newfag, you dont seem to understand why this was copied and pasted

>your grandaddy got punked by the Aryan Brotherhood in Marion Illinois

>guido cuck

This copypasta is so 2000-and-late.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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nice try

You look like you just succd your own dick and spray painted yourself tan

Spiderman thread?

Spiderman thread

Spiderman thread faggots

I can not wait for dipshits like you to go back to school

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Dumping

i graduated in 2011

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Lol no you didn't.

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Kek

You're the real retard taking b8

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Nigger

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Is this a Jersey shore thread?

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Obviously

Shit tier b8 m8

Mother fucker, I have the patience of a saint.

And 4% battery

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Now that is art

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Nice dubs

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>you'll grow old and die. Just like me
>douche with fake friends
>think football matters? Go pro then
>still concerned about high school (so cool)
>congrats on the girl though(treat her right?)
>you still came here and posted
So to cap, you OP, are a faggot.

Visit boosterseat.gov

Don't you know that thread doesn't exist anymore? It is only I, Spiderman. The one who fights for Sup Forums. The one who raids all the stupid shit tier bait threads like this one. The one who goes about life expecting nothing in return for all the shit posting and dumping of spider man pictures. So show some god damn respect and post a picture of spidey. Faggot.

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Amen

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Hey John, been a long time.
I missed your stale pasta.

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Faggot get with the program

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Off by one for some sexy trips

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Holy shit check'd

Kek

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Satanic trips

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Low quality b8, m8

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John your back from the dead you ginormous faggot.

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