I want an American problems thread. I'll start

I want an American problems thread. I'll start

My doctor telling me I'm obese but he's overweight as well

I'm saving up a lot of money for my future right now and living a nice life with people i care about.

The world is going to shit, I have to do something about it.
>I. HAVE. TOO.

how is that a problem aside from your being fat.

Doctor tells me I'm fat
Charges me $3000

in murica insurance covers the visit

I life in a country cripled with debt, highest incarceration rate of the world, obesity and poor education.. But still think my country is the best

>USA USA USA USA USA USA

Pay for insurance
Costs $10000

Go shopping, not enough room in your shopping cart for the 2-liters of mountain dew since you already hit up the velveeta, breakfast cereal, and ammo isles. Overhear someone complaining about gas almost being 3dollars a gallon. You hollar with a hearty 'amen' white picking up a Make America Great Again trucker hat at the check-out line.

being shot

kek
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Feminazis keep calling me a white privileged ass bitch when I'm a Pinoy with a respectable family in a nice 50's-esque neighbourhood.

im a billionaire but if i spend just one penny i wont be a billionaire anymore

I'm against Socialism, but I don't know what it is.

Our company's CEO(s) are so successful and influential that if we quit or decide to leave even on a legitimate reason, they'll put us on an unhireable blacklist because their egos are just so damn big and we can't get a job anywhere unless it's at a call center, but fuck callcenters. Fuck them.

I want the government to take their hands off my medicaid.

I fight wars for other people

Didn't have enough money to tip the waiter so I clapped him for 5 minutes and shot my guns in the air

Deez nutz

I couldn't decide if I wanted McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's! There's just too many damned choices...

> Went to Golden Corral

I heard Britain was breaking away from the EU, so I Googled how to move an island

i just read this in his voice
FUCK YOU

You open with a logical fallacy. Noice.

Got eem

I have roughly $45,000 into 4 racing bicycles, and I don't even ride anymore. I'd get rid of 1 or even 2, but I cant decide which to keep. I've been trying to decide for 8 months.

I'm not dying of aids in some shit nigger country right now or having my stocks plummet because I left the EU so besides the fact that I live in Orlando I'm fine

and again

The doctors that are in my health plan are idiots. They have screwed up every prescription I have ever gotten in some way, and they have the comprehension of children.

I think you work at my job. Are you in an IT call center

I have nice, clean, potable water right from the tap.
>don't wanna get up to get it

>implying Golden Corral isn't awesome
Ther clam chowder is pretty decent, and you get an awesome variety of food. You can even eat pretty healthy stuff, if you wanted to waste your money.

I could buy a house, but prefer not to, & would rather rent and be mobile and free to move around about once every few months instead.

I work IT but not at a call-center.

Legally own a working vehicle but can't affort insurance, gas or inspection sticker.

>clean

Go to bed, dad. I'm trying to be drunk on the internet!

I do this, too. I make a shit ton of money, but don't want to be tied down. Fortunately, I don't live in Europe and am not subject to the "Mobile and Free" (TM) tax.

Yeah I am trying to find a real IT job not this call center crap. We are more of an advanced googling department.

>advanced googling department.
Kek.
We're a "Consultant" department.
All we do is set up computers and networks for other companies/offices who are too lazy/cheap/stupid to do it on their own.