Ask Satan stuff Sup Forums

Ask Satan stuff Sup Forums

Does Vikkie like me?

Is OP a faggot?

Steve knows

Should I kill myself

Are you the real Satan?

Will you take my soul for one trillion dollars?

Why my girlfriend cheat on me?

you spelled kidding wrong

Will I get this job?

get raped.

why did i get a small cock?

should I do it?

should i finally leave her?

are they operating without a warrant?

Fuck you satan! thats like your thing! When I die I will spit in st peters face then im coming for you!

if they have a warrant is it bullshit?

Should i buy dishorned?

Do i have a big cock?

will i get gold this summer

Did I get scammed?

Will i ever forget her?

is she worth it?

Will i ever become rich?

Am I doing the right thing in life?

Are you lying to me?

am i a rapist?

Should I cut these nigrars off?

Does Reagan like me?

will i ever have a beard?, am 21 do...

Will i have kids

Will I get out of here soon?

Did you take my fucking tendies?

Thank you so much Satan!!!!
I will pay for you to steal my soul

Should i commit sudoku?

should i quit my job?

K den satan

Am I good looking

Did she really mean any of it, are my fears for nothing?

Are the succubus really hot?

Will I ever find someone as psychopathic as me?

Will i be a virgin aftet 18

Should i kill myself?

XD lol nice tripples
Its really funny because 999 upside down is 666.
69

get well pupper!

rawll

Does she want to date me?

is mayonnaise an instrument

Will I have sex

Is OP a faggot?

is alex a stupid nigger

sleep tight dogger

will i pull tonite

Should I buy it?

Please . Pleeeease

i think he is a stupid nigger

will vikkie be mine?

i dont really think that was a stupid question? is that really how you think?

i clicked a fucked up cp link, am i gonna get my door kicked in?

Holy fuck satan you better get doomguy his tendies.

re-roll

im very dissapointed in you satan

will i ever be a qt girl?

Will I be able to survive the next holocaust?

Will you eat the soul of anyone who doesn't pay me the ten dollar fee of reading this?

Is she interested in me?

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Sorry, it's Satan which will ask you some stuff, after you are pleased of your want. My true apologize.

My sides are on mars

Lol rekt

Do you like the cock ?

What about me satan?

Is Marianas web real? If so should I find it?

Samefag

Will I be able to live comfortably whenever I'm in my 30's?

LOL he didn't, that's why he asks you to use it, whenever it's not usefull

I fucked my wife's 20 year old sister, how do you feel about that?

roll me niggers

Better, because you're going to he'll with him. So, is b going scare full?

Will i lose my virginity?

Only one of the replies was my own reaction. So I'm not a blazing hopeless samefag, just another generic samefag

Did you know I could kill you whenever I want Satan?

will i stop finding spiders in my room?

done and done. seriously fuck spiders.

Do you like my tiny cock ?

Get rid of all these fucking spiders in my room Satin you fag.

Will my girlfriend leave me

Does she like me?

Should I quit my job, move in with this hot stoner chick and find a job there instead?

Is my girlfriend really a virgin

Me ire a chingar a mi puta madre

can i have a talent please

Is God eh prety cool guy

i am next satan

Will I ever be a musical artist

I have soul ?

You poor bastard

Will I not be a faggot one day

Does Jessie like me?

Will tori ever be with me again

Do you know my riddle

Will you marry me Satan?