You die and then you wakeup in front of the god that you never believed

You die and then you wakeup in front of the god that you never believed.

What do you say to him Sup Forums

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sharpie in pooper

o shit waddup

Hi!

Allahu akbar,

Where The fuck you been?

explain this shit and better make it good

punch him in the face for being a complete dick

Dude...fuckin why man?

sorry, sir

I' am not dead, god does not exist

Why do you give children cancer?
Why do you cause such suffering to people that have done you no harm?
If you were really all powerful and all knowing, how can you be good? Because you certainly seem to cause, or at least ignore or not notice, a lot of pain and suffering.

can i eat a dodo bird?

Stephen Fry already said it perfectly.
youtube.com/watch?v=B5RtDpva7nE

go fuck yourself

le edge

Where's my 72 virgins?

A preist and a rabbi walk into a bar.

sooooo what the sitch under your robe there? you got like just a godly penis, or maybe like the tightest vagina ever maybe? or nothing?....or maybe all the possible gentiles ever?...and if so are they currently having sex with themselves? or are they there but maybe like they dont touch each other?

see a broad to get that bodiac, lay er down and smack'em yack'em.

whers my money bitch

Wait. we use Sup Forums.
We would wake up infront of our true lord

Sry m8

i like that

trips and u let me in

I'd say I didn't know who to pick because there's like 3700 of them.

Hey God, can you create a rock so heavy that you yourself cannot lift?

You made me bad at math and invented hookers. The fuck you think was gonna happen

How many?

>they are on Sup Forums

who would've thought khloe would be so fuckable

Give me the succ

>why did the US choose to invade Iraq?
>what purpose do mosquitos serve in the world?
>how do magnets work

Seriously? A Nigger?!!!!???

So I fucked up huh ?

>why do you have so many arms?

my nigga that's one nice pair of pants

"so, which conspiracy theories are real and which are bullshit?"

that omnipotence paradox.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>ugh you're a white cis male you're obviously a racist, sexist, homophobic and islamaphobic!
>there are too many straight white people here
>why don't you put up a "no blacks" sign, because I can't find a single one
>I can't believe you have a trump tower inside the gates
>we should build bridges not tear down walls
>you're oppressing blacks and the LGBTP by not letting in!
>patriarchy!

>You had the opportunity to guide me to the light. And instead, you stood there and watched me turn into the monster that I am now...

"It was just a prank bro"

You got me. I actually lost.

finally
a bigger asshole than me

Can someone insult me pretty hard?please

This

Oh hello old buddy. Is this the end?

My skepticism was funded. I've always took the path of the righteous. I've longed for the truth. Now I'm happy to say that I was wrong in my beliefs.

What's gonna happen to me now, Lord?

>you want some fuck?

Who are you supposed to be?

You are one lazy bastard

Fuck you for giving kids bone cancer

Yo sorry Zorastorionism guy I just don't know wtf u are

Huh will you look at that, I'd be damned..

Why are you such an uncaring, lazy shithead?

So now you showed up?

Sounds like you need to have a talk to Jesus

You DARE enter MY kingdom?!

Let me fuk dat ass