Ayo white boi spit a rhyme

ayo white boi spit a rhyme

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I bought your mom jacuzzi
And grabbed her by the pussy
bitch

Fuck Donny-T, Fuck Donny-T
If he were black, I'd hang him from a tree

Moonman Moonman can't you see

Life, it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else

I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Things not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel

Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now he's gone

No one but me can save myself, but it's too late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye

Little boys with automatics
The blood gets them ecstatic
The pundits sound like static
Giving time to freak fanatics

Ayo they think cause I'm white I can't be spittin the rhymes I'm airtight with the lines like plane traffic guys you just average at best i put your girl to the test what's with your breath use more CREST

*drops Mike* how'd I do, niggas 8D

I'm all the way up like I smoked a pound of blunts
Fucked a couple models and they all swallowed my nut
Took some PCP now I wanna eat some pussy
Call me Big Lurch cuz Imma eat that pussy literally
Fuck what you say nigga I don't really give a fuck
Im stuntin like Waka Flocka nigga shut up
Its high time I start bustin on yo asses
But I aint wanna go out and scratch my new glasses
But I be eatin ass nigga know I eat that booty
And I be blowin fish nigga better call me Hootie
I suck on they little fish dicks kinda taste like fish sticks
Stimulate it let it cum on my new kicks
Call it zoophilia nigga I don't give a fuck
I'm stuntin like Catherine the Great shut up
Its high time I start nuttin in yo pitbulls
But I aint wanna get any pitbull
Shit on my dick cuz I dont fuck with that
But you got any chihuahuas nigga Ill fuck with that
My cock's so hard so nigga gimme the lube
And Ill fuck that dog harder and better than you
Im all the way up
Im all the way up
Im all the way up
Nothing can stop me Im all the way up

You know what I'd like to see?
Your nigger corpses hanging from a tree.

Spics and niggers need to hang from trees

Lmao ok

Clockin these fools then driving off in my caddy. Cockin my nagant gotta kill my babies daddy. Niggas got some body guards I'll smoke em like a swisher. Make peace with the Lord you know I goddamn fuckin miss her. It's life or death but there aint nothing left to live for. Better just pray I even up the score.

I just fucked a model
and she just bleached her asshole
and if i get bleach on my t shirt
imma feel like an asshole

fuck off oreo uncle tom
shove a stereo up yo bum

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger jew

roses are red
violets are blue
niggers are niggers
fuck

traffic traffic lookin for my chapstick
feelin kinda carsick
theres a ford maverick

Drug habit season,
this that I don't give a fuck no more season
go so much success I can't squeeze the C's in
Missed my finals but I still got my D's in
my drug test's plastic cup that I peed in
Didn't steal ya bitch but i still got my D in
left that ho with a mouth full of semen
This kush keep me coughin and wheezin
I'm sicker than the ill words I'm sneezin
bout to let loose just give me a reason
0 to 60 as soon as I put the keys in
that pontiac I pushed trees in
put the top down and let the trees in

fuck messed up the last line should say "breeze"
I'm baked as shit right now, if you guys want more I can do that

stepped in da door, honey i'm home,
better alert da police, so pick up da phone

more bruv, keep it goin

Riot in the street cuz Donald trump is a faggot. Don't like my opinion imma slap you with my rag tit. Grab me by the pussy better not neglect the main but. Straddle yo face til ya turnin light blue. Nothin but my pussy get you offa em you. Better lick it good or mothafucka we through.

Bit* not "but"

ai'ght checkit

Taking shots like trigger squeezing
I keep the pressure on but chyoo still bleeding
Kill enough cops that they call it treason
stuff you in the woodchipper I feed trees in
pull you back out soon as ya knees it
cripple you with the words I'm hawking, stephen
Got no mercy I'm cold like freezing
I think I had enough of y'all I'm leavin
to be continued in the second season

...Man nearly killed me
Steppin' where you fear to tread
Stop, drop and roll - you were dead from the git-go!!
Big mouth fucker, stupid cocksucker!
Are you scared of me now? Then you're dumber than I thought
Always is and never was
Foundation made of piss and vinegar
Step to me, I'll smear ya - think I fear ya? Bullshit!
Just another dumb punk chompin' at this tit
Is there any way to break through the noise?
Was it something that I said that got you bent?
It's gotta be that way if you want it
Sanity, Literal Profanity hit me!

nice

Thanks brother!

You couldn't even get the line right

Hopping fences and blazing up in the dormitory
In school suspension , academically im doin poorly
this commences my anti success story
spare no expenses consuming chemicals like a laboratory
heres some common sense im walter white "keep out of my territory"
other rappers pretentious, wrapped up in drama like maury
assassinate you when you're defenseless, im lacking morally
got sentences like a prison reformatory
nothing i say gets suspended we skippin straight to finding dory

*slaps jay-z in the face*

yo yo I'm white trash, like white house white trash
I'm a subhuman from the start and I should get gassed
Although I dress well, very fancy and expensive
my inside sleeps on benches, dick like a pencil
and of course, I will suck cock for money
my mental is stuck, but it aint even funny
because soon I will be a slave of my own fallacies
Shit to my head is like medicine to pharmacies
Nigga please, I meant: please african lord
please don't fucking kill me, I will suck you off

learn this verse by heart btw

quarks up in court sign a brainwash divorce no time strange man hit him up of course of course fuck kids she just want the dough ball spit round contorted fucking mind ain't got life to spend shooting lines of lies like dopamine fuck she mean when she spit shit from her mouth ass and vagina two little shits more potent than heroin give 'em in alright again left away make me pray they wanna stay give 'em in ten years later no right life shit's all gone fuck what's right rather charm my way to hell than top her that way no bottom for little me's and I get to fuck for all eternity with her with me

>what you think

I think its fire, but because you posted it in such a shitty format I'll never know

quarks up in court sign a brainwash divorce
no time strange man hit him up of course of course
fuck kids she just want the dough ball spit round contorted fucking mind
ain't got life to spend shooting lines of lies like dopamine
fuck she mean when she spit shit from her mouth ass and vagina
two little shits more potent than heroin give 'em in alright again
left away make me pray they wanna stay give 'em in ten years later no right life
shit's all gone fuck what's right rather charm my way to hell than top her
that way no bottom for little me's and I get to fuck for all eternity with her with me

maybe this is better. what do you think of the overall mood of the piece?

Eatin these tortilla chips you know this shit is tasty. Typin with my pinky cuz my other fingers greasy. Nothing good to rhyme of but that does not even faze me. Sittin in my chair leaned back because I am so lazy.

Pussy money weed need a honey and some G's
Ain't it funny how I be cuz I smoked a pound of weed
Now give tha crown to me cuz I got somethin to prove
I got nuttin to lose when I'm clutchin the ooze

still can't quite figure out the flow,
thematically its pretty good

But I'm Japanese

shut up
you're so loud in my head
i get it that i'm white bread never earned a second
you think im at a dead end all until i click send
then its feasting time and you bitches won't end this whole game

even though you want to you thinking that you ought to and to go on will cost you but the fact of the matter is that after this you'll be too pissed not to chase that dragon anymore and you'll be all in this

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Yo I'm living in tha equinox
Niggaz eat wit glocks
Enough steel it'll cease the block
Add yeast to increase the rock
I got knowledge that can teach my pops
Watch my pockets increase ta knots
Play the low so I speak ta cops
Walk the beat in my bop an my beef and brocs
Ice in my piece an watch
Ain't too many niggaz that can reach the top
Or speak this hot
Peep this pop I leave you not
I rhyme over beats wit the meanest drops
And teens'll flock
Seen my spot an seen my props
Red when you seen the cops
Got your wife suckin siemen cock
I'ma Taliban lyrical monster
They'll shout the city I conqour
White Ice cinnamin Parker
Al Quiada's most vividest author
Hundered thou just ta glitter the charm up
45th sides prettiest monster
The truck look like the city of Tonka
Dame here ta say this nigga is bonkers
Whoa far as tha flow I'm the realest nigga spittin it
Niggaz talk hustle game but I'm really gettin it
Anything I want an need nigga I'm gettin it
745 Gucci top wit tha stick in it
The ice is so clear like the shit fishes swimmin in
I ain't Diddy y'all but I'm strictly for the benjamins
I'm tha boss I ain't dealin wit you middle men
Bout ta cop a Yukon white made in cinnamin

IM A LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL

Didn't rhyme, try again.

>I got knowledge that can teach my pops
>Ice in my piece an watch
>I rhyme over beats wit the meanest drops
And teens'll flock

dope

Traffic, traffic
Lookin for my chapstick
Feelin kinda carsick
There's a ford maverick

cause' i'm a modern day philosopher
misunderstood photographer
takin' ansel adams' hidin in the girls locker room

now i'm a skinny twink but I know where it's at
and I can roll a joint like a sushi chef

come on folks, listen please, cause uh-
you're a woman; im a machine

my main nigga ass is so fuckin tight
double bottle lube just to get a nigga right
pumpin on that ass bout to make a nigga pillow bite
cum on yo face if you ain't like we gon fight

more

as my verse disperse
the ones with a purse squirt
pussy pussy money weed!
pussy pussy money weed!

now i've done the deeds and i've smoked the weeds
I'm the thinnest mofo that you've ever seen

now fuck this, fuck you, fuck it, fuck me
dropping lyrical bombs like 50's nagasaki

boy gee whiz and roy G biv, touch my dick and make me jizz

damn nigga

check it checkit young goon always down for the wreckin
waddup homie, glock on me call it hater repelant
backback or clapclap jack his crop den u sell it
Stash the brick in the civic, cause pigs look out for specifics.
But i ain't worried straight boolin hit a lick when i feel
hit a snitch if he squeal or put him up for the bill
Sipping lean straight chillin but hit the switch when they trip.
act up or act out bitch cut dat talking shit
All about dat walking shit,
we biting not on that barking shit
come out like the wolves when its dark n shit

scratch off the green stuff, dandruff
tough to scrape rough enough
chocolate curls, grated swirls n swisher rolls.
meme world roided, shoulder peek noided
real world avoided, /r9k/ androided
relegated to duplo, while she plays juno
digiorno for my desayuno, ain't what you know
perennial wallower, pro benzo swallower
the gram, yea i follow her. the updates polymer.
the loneliest dude up in the watchtower.
walked the brown earth in search until i found her.
the shake up when I wake up to break up over again
milly grammy o zanny numb me til i find my madeleine.

sad.

>act up or act out bitch cut dat talking shit
All about dat walking shit,
we biting not on that barking shit
come out like the wolves when its dark n shit

Got drunk and jacked a cop car, protect and swerve,
blacked out and woke up, 3 wheels on the curb
dipped out before the pigs came, I was ahead or the curve
came up out the sreets wit no time served,

other niggas struggle to spit the fire from a bic lighter,
I drop that napalme before I even get tired

You're ego is not hard, protect ya nerves,
you're bitch is no bad, that's my word
against yours and I'm startin wars
wit bitch-ass niggas and they homies and whores
come at chyoo lke an airstrike nigga, when it rains it poors
Got my middle fingers up and I slamming doors
Can't even predict what I'm heading towards
feel like im getting close to a detonating core
But I won't stop until I'm incinerating yours

fuck I thought I only needed to type one meme arrow to highlight your dope ass verse

why is this picture so hot

when they told me i was dumb
i told em thats not what yo mom
said son
stop with the word up flip that word round to down
im the king prawn *click clack* hand me my crown
garlic butter me up im a nutter clam chowder aint soup it's a brothel

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ugh why who are you

wow not bad.

get me on a feature

kill yourself

good shit.

not a rebuttal

Ugh it's like the YouTube comment from a hip hop instrumental how repulsive

I dont spit raps
I split backs with a pix axe
Deliverin pimp slaps leavin chins 90 percent cracked
Oh shit when im on the mic im so sick the flow slips off my tongue so slick your throat splits
Choking to death on your own spit

Roll up to the club in the msrt
Pop a couple xans up in the back seat
Walk out with my clan in a fresh t
Motherfuckers know not play with me

better run for it, boy
you know my clique don't play around
better run for it, boy
you know these triggers make a lot of sound

and i'm traveling, off of this lean
sipping this purple, fresh and so clean
do me some charlie sheen
in the club like I'm in a dream

So serious,
delirious
Fight with me if ya curious
Cut ya head off call it mysterious
uhh yeah

and that ain't threat, it's promise
gotta be honest
when I grab the uzi I have drawn this
murder scene, leave in the whip like I'm never seen. black swan bitch

Uhh yeah
Call me
yeah,

uhhh call me
Young motherfucker
You know i'm with right and outrageous, uhhh yeah
Fuck you.

Awful atoll, oh incalculable
Indiscreteness and sorrow
Bawl bellow
Sibyl seacow all done up in a bow
Toddle and roll
Teeth an impalpable bit of leather
While yarrow, heather and hollyhock
Awkwardly molt along the shore

you all seem to like my shit, I got more coming
1/5
This is gonna get rough we'll need someone to facilitate, I'm ready to start,actuate
Turned on the spittin' machine, activate
Let me proliferate
Like Shakespeare, I'm bout to alliterate
to help me obliterate you mate,
yeah, you're practically illiterate,
You need not participate
In the stars, its written, you're fate
bust you open like a crate, devastate,
leave you shocked, devastate
Got no remorse, I'm a reprobate
I'll spit chyoo out post-masticate
Me I'm number 1, the master race
this a campaign of shock and awe on you're face,
you can't handle this shit, defecate
that's what I call a burn, Incinerate

More?

I'm not white, but whatever:

I never asked for this, now a nigga sippin' Actavis
I mix it with the Ativan and now I'm in eternal bliss
But only for a moment then I'm to feeling broken
A crow perched up on window sill, I'll take that as an omen
Wasting every day dopin'
I use my mental illness as a crutch
and I eat a fat bitch's pussy like it's free lunch
She ride my dick till I hear my pelvic bone crunch
Now she got a mixed baby all up in her cunt


That's it for now. I can do more if wanted.

*my window sill

I'm not white, but whatever:

I never asked for this, now a nigga sippin' Actavis
I mix it with the Ativan and now I'm in eternal bliss
But only for a moment then I'm back to feeling broken
A crow perched up on my window sill, I'll take that as an omen
Wasting every day dopin'
I use my mental illness as a crutch
and I eat a fat bitch's pussy like it's free lunch
She ride my dick till I hear my pelvic bone crunch
Now she got a mixed baby all up in her cunt


That's it for now. I can do more if wanted.

Okay So I have some lame bars I like to write on my own time. So Here is one that isn't finished (or good). I'm also drunk, so here it goes.


>1
Quatro Fromaggi Quatro Fromaggi
Pizza taste better insida my Body
Im Back at my House- Dont wanna party
Jerk off in a Sock, Don't give this to Dobby
Higher Than Hubble, Higher than Space
I was Hired to cum all over your Face.

>I Have more but It gets pretty shit. I only just started with rhymin so it devolves into trash from here.

was always shooting shit all willy nillly down at the coup
oh billy you always pegged me as a silly goose
well today me and my giggling gaggle of scraggly hagglers
waggled down to the piggily wiggly sale
you know, the one with the squiggly tail
I felt like a bandit puttin our groupons to work
ya gotta hand it to the store clerk mr bert
misbehaving with his savings had me feelin like a pervert
tumies rumblin should we hit the cremery n order a lil sherbert
or flaunt our new jewelry down at dimitry's restaurant
orderin whatever we want like a pack a Dallas debutantes

i got slime backed up in the works, got dimes stacked up in the back of the hearse

i got wang chung cassette tape on blast, its so dang fun i got wet naps on my ass

aiyyo aiyyo i slap hoes for cheap thrills, dont try to meet me cause beef kills

...

...

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sick

a rum pum pum
a rum pum ting
a rum pum pum pum
a rum pum pum ting

>dont really give a fuck
>shut up
>high time
>dont give a fuck
>shut up
>high time
>fuck with that
>fuck with that

shitty.

but I laughed.

The only thing that niggers spit aside from their shitty kiddie beat poems is their opportunities for societal success. But then again, niggers aren't capable of doing anything good in their subhuman lives, for ever.

Rap isn't music. Deal with it.

Go back to Sup Forums user you've seem to lost your way, i don't know where you think you are but that's some really edgy bait, and if you think this is where you belong then i promise your wrong, so go back to the land of the trumptards because Sup Forums is not your home.

Sup Forums is closer to being correct about racial issues than every other board in spite of Trump being a terrible candidate and I support when they infest every other board with racist posts and everybody should break the global rules by posting anti-black and anti-Hispanic racism.

Hit a nigga in the face
put a bitch in her place
slap a nigga with a mace
kill a snitch with a lace
fuck you and your mom

Eat sushi
beat that pussy
Neat like good kushie
Don't drink beer I drank beer

>metal is not emo, they say

Louder than a three pound, voices screaming at ya boo
It must be killing season, on the menu, strange fruit
Whose juices fill the progress of this here, very nation
Whose states has grown bitter, through justice expiration
These fruitful trees are rooted in bloody soil and torment
Things haven't really changed, been dormant for the moment
Marks and scars, we own it, only makes for tougher skin
Helps us actualize the actual greatness held within
Been on the wrong team so much, can't recognise a win
Seems like my only crime is having melanin
Connection to the sun so strong the relationship is lusted for
Causes meant to suffocate, I can't breathe no more
Settle the score sadly, need an abacus to tally
Through all the peaks and valleys, yo, I recognize them sadly
Black soul old enough, inner city holdin' up
Watch me get all my goons, watch us get soldiered up

Hey hey hey
Ur fukken gay

XDDDD

>I was me but now he's gone

a-am I the only one who kinda likes this line

you bait me like an animal
i feel the pull you feel my lull
my rhymes are dull don't need your souls

i'm a joke to you i know it for a fact
so you can kiss my ass its still intact after and before the beating that you packed
away for the future when you saw my act its fucking sad you know its that yeah yeah? yeah???

tell me im wrong, when you heard my song you wrote a thing or two to tell me what to do and sought to put me in my place cause i was so disgraced

nothing new to me my whole lifes shitty but i better be proud to be because it was given to me or some stupid shit like that

i dont give fuck about anything but im not allowed to
nothing i can do been trapped down with my own glue by own doing yeah im done screwing

with raw never thought up instant constant movements
when it comes to my art im thinking on every second

>nothing new to me my whole lifes shitty but i better be proud to be because it was given to me or some stupid shit like that
>my lifes shitty

Unless you live in a country where your life is at threat then your life is fine and if you think it's not then it's self-inflicted.

Notorious clorbulus
Victorious smoulderin
Midichlorian boulders
Equatorial scolding
A glorious molding
Unavoidable olding
Emboldening walruses
The torch that I'm holding
Ensconcing and scorching
Oblivious spalding
Totally remorseless
Gladly upholding

yeah thats exactly right thats what the line was about you dingus

hahahaha awesome

Fuckkk

Call the bitch up
And she hit me with a yo si.
So I hit it hella low-key
Cuz her man be the big b
Hella fuckin head chief
And I got her moaning papi
Then i
Then I bust and tell her I'm a ghost she see
Drop her like a melody
End it with a question mark
So she come back after dark
Looking for some good strokes
Lookin like a ghost note
I curb the hoe like a broke flow
Ain't no messing with my mad show
fuckin with the game front row
Fuck that I own it i got it on escrow
So watch ya mouth around me
Cuz my bankroll might just steamroll
Ya muthafuckin street g

I can hear MF Doom spitting those lines

noice

duit mang fucking good desu :3

holy shit
I'm kekking cause of how good these rhymes are

fucking good man

noice my man

THIS