About to have sex for the first time tomorrow, any advice b?

About to have sex for the first time tomorrow, any advice b?

salty milk and coins

Bags of sand and the inside of your cheek

don't expect too much and be casual

SALKCOINS ... DO IT

Say that you are a retard

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look faglord u dont heed any advice u dont be a stuck up pretentious faglord, u just roll with the flow, dont be hesitant. kekd at the picture btw thats why im replying peace

Use lot of lube and push your asshole out as he goes in

Wear gloves (fingerprints), use duct tape (less wrist damage), and make it quick (withing the disorientation phase).

Lmao alright, thanks. Its just that anxiety is a thing

Maintain eye contact and relax your throat. Try to swallow.

bring out all the chains and whips and sacrifice ur partner to satan

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Also leave no semen behind, that's how they get you.

>Drink a little but not too much.

It will de-sensitize you to last longer while also giving you confidence.

>Don't treat it like porn.

Most sex only lasts around 5-10 minutes. If you're into cunny you can minimize the pressure of you by doing it.

>Pay attention to more than her vagina and tits.

During foreplay especially touch and love every part of her, especially eregenous zones.

>Have fun.

If you dont love her then its not a big deal who cares. But if its a girl you care about you will find it far more enjoyable if she enjoys herself and it increases the chances of it continuing by like 1600%.

Not op but that's cool advice

Thanks a lot, I appreciate it

If she's not wet just pee in her a little bit. She'll never no l know.

good meme. we all know that you need to hit the cervix really hard to get her to love you dumbass

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Brotip: kisses on the back of her neck and feet massage most girls I know get dripping wet with this

Try last longer then 2 mins

As you are about to cum you should scream.
B-B-B-BLAST OFF!!

Can some just KILL THIS FUCKING FAGGOT? Fucking faaaaaag

Use plenty of lube or else your asshole will really hurt afterwards.

Google how to do oral, use your fingers, and bring a bag of sand.

Hahaha

U jelly ?

the faster you move the better. if she shows any resistance or tries to slow you down. push through that. she just doesnt know whats best, because shes a dumb whore.

fuck the shit outa her and shout do i fuck like daddy do i then spit in her face choke her then hold her head and cum up her nose
trust me alll girls love this

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you massage feet? you some kind of freak?

Make sure you cum inside her. You can't get her prego on your first time ive heard

this is not a joke. girls have a weird sperm barrier. breaks after the first cum tho.

Baited easily

for shure there's no way to get her pregnant first time if a bit of jizz happens to spill out just ram it back in there with fingers and shove a tampon in there to stop any leakage

When he comes in your butthole dont cry

So basically this and take your time, don't rush it and don't pound too fast/hard, tou don't want to cum in 2 minutes, if you think you're about to cum but don't want to, slow down and think of something else that's not related in any way to sex, start counting countries or something.

Try making her cum before sex since it's hard to make most girls cum in through penetration

If you're nervous or premature, take some opiates beforehand