"Oh hey, I didn't see you there. uhh...I'm Emma" *holds out hand*

"Oh hey, I didn't see you there. uhh...I'm Emma" *holds out hand*

wut do?

"Hey, big fan. Who has been your favorite director to work with so far?"

Hit the stupid bitch.

You should take nudes and make some sex tapes that you release on your 70th birthday.

You pussies would never say/do that in person.

Iunno I'd probably sweat a lot.

shake her hand and engage in a normal conversation.

What the fuck else would I say to her?

"uuuuh. hey,... soo... big fan.. love your stuff..." And then the spaghetti.

Wow so fucking original. Talk to her like a fucking person and she might actually take you seriously.

Pull down pants, turn around, spread buttcheeks and
*BRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRPPPPP*

shake her hand obviously? the fuck do you expect me to do? a fucking backflip???

Take her hand in mine and smile.
"No need to reintroduce yourself baby, we've been here for hours."
She giggles, sweeping back some hair from her eyes as she looks out over the field we're lying in. She looks back at me, her chocolate eyes melting into mine.
"We've been together a while now... I just want to say these are the best years of my life." Theres sentiment in her voice, a slight reminiscent smile planted on her face.
I put my had on her check and brush it with my thumb.
"Well how about we make it even better?" I dig my left hand into my pockets, her eyes tracking my movements as I remove a small box.

Her hands go over her mouth as surprise kicks in, and she laughs uncontrollably. I look her dead in the eye with a smile.

"Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson..." I begin. The tears in her eyes well up.
"Oh my god, user!" She says through tears and laughter.
"Will you take this ring..." I say, opening the box.
"To that girl in the distance over there, she's fucking hot."

wake up you retard, you're late for special class

lol yep, you sound like you've never met a famous person before. They won't stand around and talk to you for long, so it's best just to say you're a fan, ask a question (maybe ask for a quick pic) then move on with your life.

Shake her hand and introduce myself?

kek
that was good

Stare at her eyes and shit my pants. I heard girls like it.

Act as if I've never heard of her. She'd probably fall in love with me.

And she gives you a conditioned answer because she's met a billion fans and answered the same questions a billion times.

You might as well talk to Cleverbot.

Always go for the shock-and-awe method to snap them out of their usual fan interaction bullshit.

spit on it

feminist scum

OP didn't say this was like a fucking press event.
You just stumble into Emma Watson. No time constraints, no setting.

You have 3 seconds to seem interesting enough to start a conversation with, and you say "big fan. did you like filming harry potter?"

She will roll her eyes and walk away you beta cuck.

"Hi."

stab her

Hitting her wouldn't seem interesting young lad.

Sorry I don't have any spare change. Have a nice day

I'm not the fag that said hit her.
I'm the fag that's saying she's had enough boring fan interactions to last a lifetime.
Be original and she might actually treat you like a person.

Aww thought this would turn into an rp

it really is summer

See

Shake her hand
>I'm Farts Mcgee losest bowl this side of the atlantic, nice to meet you

How dumb do you have to be to not notice "it's summer" on the fucking calendar you stupid fuck?

Emma is a feminist... I wouldn't take her hand. I'd fucking run away from her. I wouldn't want her accusing me of raping her for holding her hand.

what a fucking pathetic fantasy life

no habla espanol

a better rp

You 're getting better and better more time pass better u look ,

Grab her fingers and kiss her knuckes and say hi my im user, it's a pleasure to meet you. Are you hungry? Then text fred and tell him to prep the dungeon

>2016
>Not keeping your dungeon preprepped

Eat ass. I mean yeah, she'd appreciate that level of dedication

A bile demon is unhappy because it has no food.