/hoc/ kings edition

sphl.com

2017 is our year

Gonna need more of these.

say my name

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also the least retarded signings/trades of all the canadian teams

by doing nothing, they win

I went to an SPHL game last year, it was comfy. Go Mayhem.

Tkachuk is a fucking bust and will never score more than 30 points

1st for Milan Lucic ending Bitch Marners career this year

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does thid semen demon have feets

Nah, Weber will catch him with a slapper in the foot

>kings edition

and johnny poodrow

I would pay Toronto prices to see Bitch Marner sprawled out on the ice and unresponsive lol.

milk duds

10th for all manlet youngboys having their careers ended by ruthless grinders this year

>be fucking hockeytown
>not buying whoever the fuck we want
>not having yzerman run things

>tfw local bus companies do bus drives to dodger stadium like 6 times a year, NFL games like 6 times a year
>tfw they dont offer rides to staples center yet

how many little underfed farm-dumb ontaria hicks will lucic demolish this year?

I liked the Wongs growing up in Michigan and I find it sad they're in such a situation Absolutely shameful. There's no reason why a team with the history of them could ever wind up so shit. I miss the Joe too. It's the return of the Dead Wings lol.

tfw the outrage from this ends the CHL cucking the AHL out of players until they turn 20

dead team general?

ahhahahahahahaha fuciking sunbelt """""""hockey"""""""

"If you get the better player, your opponent wins"

i wonder what her feets looks like :3

Hail our lord and savoir.

It wasn't half bad for a meme league lol.

SPHL is flyover hockey none of the teams are on the beach

>First few months as PM
>Zero Canadian team in the playoffs

Justin Trudeau is truly the man to lead our meme nation.

You know what must be done. You must eliminate the meme man jk.

my friends get very angry at me when i make trudeau jokes

how come hockey players dont get caught using steroids like in other sports, do they just cover it up or not test altogether

testing isn't very comprehensive

Then join us non-cucks to migrant to the US while cuck Americans filled our spots.

>kippers2
Where is kippers1?

I want you to know you are very welcome here down South. You can learn how to use "y'all" and like sweet tea.

>y'all
Kill yourself now.

Dead

I guess you don't like Southern hospitality do you, my man.

This wtf why don't we get free dibs to everything

Delete this. Now.

There have been some. A guy in the Leafs system in the past year or two.

sunbelt detected

Delete this

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Who wins this trade? RNH for Kreider.

i wis h a girl would post her feet

the >rags

i wish kippers would post that butt

Kippers is a guy

thats even better

Vancouver is the worst city in all of Canada, I can't wait for the 8.5 quake to hit and destroy the city.

I've been all over Canada and I still think Winnipeg is worse. Vancouver at least has natrual scenery around BC. In fact interior BC is the best part of Canada imho.

What did he mean by this?

Winnipeg doesn't count as a city. Us Canadians don't acknowledge Manitoba btw.

HE'S COMING HOME BOYS

Patriotism duh. You guys still have that right? Please tell me you do.

After four years of weed man, we wouldn't have that.

After spending a week there, I can fully agree with you.

The >rags

How about RNH for McDougnut

>tfw the panthers get relocated to Iqaluit

I've travelled to all the big cities in Canada, at leats the ones with NHL teams, and Edmonton was by FAR the worst

nothing but inbred uneducated drunks and natives

I know this could also describe Winnipeg, but in Winnipeg I think I stayed in the nice area and didn't venture into the shitty parts of town so maybe my view is a little bias

>a little bias


BIASED YOU STUPID COCK GOBBLER

LEARN HOW WORDS WORK

Really most every big city in Canada or the US for that matter has some kind of damning fault with it. That's why I've always loved the country. That's why I like places that have natural beauty. I like the rural side of things.

#suckitquebec

>tfw no one is doing anything about all the chinks streaming out of their shit country

>this winnipeg "defence"

he's such a basic bitch

>tfw the death of western culture

if a girl doesnt post her feet im going to jump off a building

I got hte b& from that page and I have no idea why

You didn't suck enough muslim cock.

Is living on the coast of the Hudson Bay comfy?

t. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau

t. The taxpayers

Post the ideal start to the new season for >your team.

>wongs
>Holland's car gets a flat tire
>Ericsson offers to drive him home
>they get run over by a limousine
>Ericsson can't play and goes on LTIR forever
>Holland is replaced by literally anybody, preferably a clone of Yzerman

g'nite guys

enjoy the fireworks :)))

Mitch Marner is going to be killed in a botched robbery by the brown denizens of Toronto

Ottawa and Calgary are the best cities in Canada

straight autism

That reminds me of that russian wong seven days after their cup win.

I used to go to the Stampede every year. Fun times.

Wait 3 days for real fireworks

he lives in the most jewish suburban area in all of canada so not very likely

thatsthejoke.konstantinov.avi

@Edmontonsun
Fans with a Milan reasons to smile? Here's your sneak peek at Saturday's front page #yeg #nhl #oilers #edmonton

>meme haircut

Less reason to.

Most players lose weight over the season. Most of the leagues stars are only around 200, which is attainable without roids. It does happen, but mostly just to grinders on d and the fourth line. I knew a guy who did a couple cycles in the AHL when the coach told him to fight or he'd be cut.

/hoc/

They'll pay 2 million USD for a house like this, probably more.

If we're going to have to take immigrants, at least they're rich and non violent.

If you're a polar bear. I think there's like 10k people that do, and it's a big cost.

pond hockey player

is that a house for hobbits in the shire

thatswhereallthemoneyis.pdf

is riley nash ok or a meme

Tfw yanks dont know about 4 mil dollar tear downs

She looks like a milf, would bang very hard

Bitch Farmer

Habs fans. What do you think it takes to get Yak outta Edmonton? Emelin?

Top two lines for the Habs to start the year look pretty nice with Yak. Even though everyone thinks he's a bum.

Patches-Pleks-Gally
Yak-Chucky-Radulov

>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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