Which is the most realistic?
Which is the most realistic?
You dying a virgin
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Third one.
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Not virgin.
GF leaves for a month.
Attempting monogamy.
>Buy heavenly texture - profit
>not virgin
your question pretty much proves the opposite
first: what is this gona be?
second: this is a mouth
third: this is a vagina
fourth: this is a buthole
>first: what is this gona be?
Piggybank
we thank you for the summary summerfag
Number #3 with the natural sleeve. If you want to blow your mind though, grab the Stamina training unit. IT. FEELS. AWESOME.
fuck realism
it will all be about how you use it.
go for a tight one with some texture inside for added pleasure
Lube it up well and pump, do not use it with your hand liek a glorified fap, actually wedge it somewhere and fuck it.
pro tip bring it to a decent temperature before hand with hot water
extra pro tip wear a very light condom to avoid messy clean ups
found the other virgin
you and OP should get together and accend as super faggots
You sound upset user, anything you need to tell us
Went with this one right here its a bit smaller than the rest so its tighter and when lubed well feels amazing not quite the same but close
Get one of these or use your girlfriend's if she has one. Lasts way longer than a wank sleeve and less mess.
You seem even more butthurt. You ain't turning this around on me.
Summerfags haven't got the vast knowledge of flesh-lights yet.
Been thinking of getting a quickshot as well but not sure about it
Turning what around, I'm someone who uses a fleshlight and one of these in a thread about fleshlights. You on the other hand are in a fleshlight thread being salty about anonymous people using fleshlights, did you pinch your foreskin on one or something?
>being salty
You just like to use that term everywhere doncha? I am far from being that.
Nah you're a salty faggot
Still here, still posting
nah nah nah, you are the faggot
That's the gig innit?
Is the horizontal one supposed to be Chinese?
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a loli pussy
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It's supposed to be nondescript so people like this guy can have one without being embarrassed.
These would make good jewbook emoticons
Assuming you just want something better than your hand, go to the local sex shop, find one for $20-$40 (and buy some toy-safe lube while you are at it). Cyberskin feels nice, but is harder to take care of -- if you have not used one before, the alternatives will be fine. Short-term, that and some porn should see you through for a month.
Also, if you have never been in a sex store, do not be shy. Literally every person who walks in there knows what it is, and the clerk does not care what you buy, as long as you pay for it. If you are still worried, find a shop that is an hour away, and go there.
What?