USAIN BOLT IS KILL

USAIN BOLT IS KILL
USAIN BOLT NOT GOING TO RIO

YOHAN BLAKE 100 METER WINNER CONFIRMED

no

source or it's bullshit

this is literally the worst thing that could happen to the olympics. the man is arguably the greatest athlete in human history, definitely the greatest runner, and not seeing him even try to take gold in the 100m & 200m in 3 straight games would be devastating

Literally type in usain bolt on google

He has a minor torn hammy. He's out of the Jamaican trials and maybe the Olympics

>mfw it's true

Rio confirmed for worst Olympics ever

Quit giving monkeyzil these major sporting events ffs

Give me 1 fucking good reason they had the WC and Olympics back to back. Fuck that

keep crying bitch nigga

If he doesn't go that nearly fucks the whole olympics.

from what I've read Trials in Jamaica doesn't matter if the athlete is able to prove he's injured

He's already 29, he's finished

FINALLY

this scummy hack of an "athlete" fucker has been ruining the olympics for too long now, glad that karma finally started paid him back. he still hasn't gotten what he deserves yet though

>Ruining the olympics
He's the #1 star of the olympics

>arguably the greatest athlete in human history

FFS, fuckboi bellerin is faster than his black ass. Fuckin' burgerstan...don't you have to go set fire to your neighbor's house using bootleg fireworks or something?

how the fuck is it possible someone that runs for 10 seconds is the biggest star in the world

Because nobody else can do it?

Cus he can run further than anyone in 10 seconds

that's why it's a problem, if he had only been some also-ran I wouldn't be this relieved he's gone.

back to /arse/, you delusional bastard

How long before roids scandal?

Years ago, where have you been?

an American puzzled at physical prowess.

Explain bitch

Rip in pizza fast Jamaica man

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

why no sticky? this is huge fucking news

not that guy but iirc, he's been under serious steroid scrutiny for a long ass time with all sorts of suspicious shit going on, but they were never able to do a proper investigation because it kept getting delayed and put off for whatever reason. then when it couldn't be delayed anymore the facility where the evidence might have been mysteriously and conveniently burned down, so they couldn't nail him with anything. I'd have to look to find the source again, it's been a while.

Let's say in theory he was doping, I bet a white guy could never get away with it. Bolts eyes are pretty much pitch black, with a white guy you would see big ass dialated pupils

he's the Rafa Nadal of running
using his "strength" to get results, but it's actually doping, and when he's about to be caught he gets an injury and misses out on some months and comes back again when his shit is clean

That's an awfully confrontational statement, leaf boy

LOL, greatest athlete in history is fucking overkill lol

So Yohan Blake confirmed 100 and 200 gold?

What's the meme name for the 100/200m?
I feel like it should involve the words bike and thief.

>the man is arguably the greatest athlete in human history
mfw

he's a sprinter, be serious

>Give me 1 fucking good reason they had the WC and Olympics back to back. Fuck that
They're stupid.
I've lived in 4 "Olympic cities" and it's a con. Google it, I don't have the energy. Western cities are getting wise to it and the IOC is looking to 2nd-3rd world countries to shoulder it.
In the internet age, you should feel plenty embarassed if your city says Yes to hosting the Olympics. It is a huge net loss for everyone involved except for some of the sponsors and all of the IOC brass.

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ride your fat mobile up here to do something about it.

Never happened stop talking shit mate. Anyway He did this on purpose he isnt Injured. He did it to allow one extra spot on the Jamaican Team seeing as how the JAAA will give him an automatic pass to be on the olympic team. That estra spot was supposed to be for Asafa Powell but he blew it.

You know that more than one lab does doping tests right? You have no idea how these things work do you?

Hes going to blow his legs out before the finals he always does thats why he isnt as famous as he should be. Bolt commented in an interview that Blake works too hardm hes a serious workaholic and overtrains and injures himself. I wouldnt be surprised if he tests positive for roids at this point honestly

Who /Gatlin/ here?

Reminder that he literally dindu nuffin

Who /gettingtiredofBoltwinningallthetime/ here?

This news is fucking great.

>Bolt, 29, sustained the grade-one tear during the first round of the 100m and withdrew after winning his semi-final.

>He is still expected to defend his 100 and 200m titles as Jamaica's selection policy allows medical exemptions.

>"will seek treatment immediately" and is aiming to return for the London Anniversary Games on July 22.

sounds like he will be okay

Dindu nuffin twice.

As I stated its a ploy to get an extra man on the team.

That's exactly what happened

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Is this the white man's moment?

lmao

imagine if they had that much compassion for Maradona

we would literally won 1994

are you really that gullible, bruv? like seriously? in 2016?

Lemaitre has been my nigga for awhile now but he isnt consistent. Blake will rip him a new asshole if he isnt prepared.

smdh now who is going to dick down all the white girls around the world with the BBC?

If I was gullible I'd think Bolt is clean

tyson gay was like 40 when he beat the american record

He's clean chap. Hes so obsessed with being clean after Beijing he hired his own personal chef to tour with him cause him and his staff are abit paranoid that someone will try and slip him something.

Usain Bolt gon' be dat nigga from that Animatrix short

My mind always runs on that when I see him run.

This just in: The Olympic Committee as decided not to order 450000 condoms after news of Bolt not competing, and are instead lowering the number to 400000

How the hell do they even determine, if the testosterone is natural or artificially ingested?

the IOC and FIFA aren't affiliated. Why would they have coordinated that

Do the athletes just fuck the whole time at the Olympics?

they probably run in the same international criminal circles

I don't know but I think that one American woman who was famous for being a virgin or whatever commented on it on some talk show last olympics, that the athlete's camp was basically an orgy. I mean all that testosterone and excess energy during off-days.

It's kinda hard to argue with 17 gold medals.

They don't. They just set the limit really high. If you take testosterone but stay below this limit then you're fine.

Lemaitre has a chance to medal now in the 200m if Gatlin focuses only on the 100m.

Blake doesn't have the fitness to really challenge for 200m or 100m gold.

>>tyson gay was like 40 when he beat the american record

Tyson Gay is 33 now.

I think he meant to type 30.