What's the quickest most painless way to die Sup Forums?

What's the quickest most painless way to die Sup Forums?

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quickest and most painless would mean that your body (especially the brain and spine) get destroyed as fast as possible. Probably through beeing blown up by a big ass bomb, possibly nuclear.

Inert gas asphyxiation.
Breathe in helium, fall asleep.

Nerve gas

Getting crushed by Gods gentle little ass

>nuclear bomb
>painless
I'm no expert but this doesn't seem right.

Get in a hot tub then slit your arms vertically, from the wrist up, following the vein (artery?) to the top

>body (especially the brain and spine) get destroyed

Doesn't the head stay alive for a while after something like that ?

That sounds painfull as fuck

Death by snu-snu

OP here thoughts on jumping off a building head first.

Get a couple helium baloons, a plastic bag with a drawstring, tighten the drawstring around your neck, feed the baloons through a tube into the bag, so that your head is surrounded by nothing but helium. Because you're still displacing co2, you don't feel like you're suffocating, and don't have to experience that pain, you just slowly drift off as the oxygen is replaced by helium.

Shotgun to the head has highest success rate, thatd be my guess for quickest, dont think you would be alive long enough to experience much pain either.

There's no way all that turf is growing in a thick ass shaded forest.

I can't even buy a gun to shoot myself in this shithole country.

What about the helium mask thing?

As far as we know the line between alive and dead is drawn when the brain stops working. So if we want painless we'll have to multiply time with amount of pain or other negative feelings till you're dead to calculate a worth that evaluates a form of execution. Point is - if your executionmethod is fast enought you can reduce that value beneath the value of other methods that act slowly.
People who shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun don't immediately die. They die after something like a horrible minute or two. There are even people who fucked this up - i remember one video where someone missed his brain and only shot off and was still alive. Don't know if he survived in the end.

That sounds better than some of the other ideas.

co from charcole... not that quick, but smooth as fuck...

>People who shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun don't immediately die. They die after something like a horrible minute or two. There are even people who fucked this up - i remember one video where someone missed his brain and only shot off and was still alive. Don't know if he survived in the end.


Yeah I have heard about that and the idea of being a vegetable scares the shit out of me if I ever got a gun to shoot myself would there be a certified method to make sure it's clean and quick ?

there is no "safe" version of gun-suicide

Btw, why you want to go?

hes on Sup Forums

Killing yourself

So am i, and i'd be lying if i never think about it, but in the end i find suicide to be immoral so i repress these thoughts and live on.

jumping from a plane? bonus point if you can get a bomb with you in the plane.

idono, od on sleeping meds? go to bed, never wake up.

when i go i think i want to drown, i want to feel as i completely lose grip of life.

you will need...
20mg ativan (lorazepam) or xanax if u have a tolerance.
the equivelent of 40mg dilaudid (hydromorophone). can sub with 400mg morphine, 200mg (roughly 50 bucks of) heroin. 80mg oxy.

and about 2grams of potassium nitrate.
eat the ativan or prepare it for iv
once your feeling good. prep both your opiate iv and potassium nitrate iv. Make sure how to prep potent potassium nit for iv use. you wanna get all of it in there. shoot your opiates. then shoot your pot nit. Have fun dying from cardiac arrest and not even knowing it cuz your too fuckin gone.

I've thought about everything alot and I can't go through the motions of existence any longer , I'm not being silly I really have thought about it for years and try'd to keep holding out hope for things getting better but realisticly they won't and I'm too tired and exhausted to go on it's time to rest.

youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcgUDoV_M

The pain subsides and you bleed out. Basically fall asleep.

Nitrogen asphyxiation, technically.

Although I suppose spontaneously ceasing to exist would do the trick as well.

Bit harder to pull off though.

as much as i hate living cant we all just try and find ways to fix this fucked up world ?

We all want to die, we're btards!

I'm not being childish about this I've tried for years and worked my ass off to make as much effort as I could to make my life better I dug my heels into the ground and gave everything I could but I'm only human and I need to rest.

I personally hope you reconsider, but in the end i'm just an user on an imageboard about chinese cartoons and i don't know your situation. If you feel like talking mail me. [email protected]

I hope this drawing of Hulk Hoggan and Hulk fighting makes you feel better OP. Get well soon.

-Some fucking faggot on Sup Forums

you think youre alone in this?
ive alienated my friends, family, lost my job, no gf, no wife, no pets, no kids, no car or other useful form of transportation, living in a small appartment, getting just enough to live and pay rent, my body is completely ruined and i suffer from anxiety, stress and panic attacks, i shit acid lava and is chronicly tired, i cant do anything without getting hives/rashes all over my body and swell up looking almost pregnant, been living like this for about 10 years- im still around, no clue why but i hope/wish one day ill be cured and happy.

I really appreciate that but I can't go on anymore I've always been the stubborn type with strong will to put in 110% for anything but I've burnt myself out and I think it's just my time to go.

The world will never be good, only death can purify

I know there's other people out there suffering too , good on you user your strong enough to keep hope.

FYI i suggest downing pain killers and slitting your wrists. Bleeding out isnt bad. Just make sure no on can interfere

Google helium exit bag. Takes like a minute before you pass out. Pain free. Your lungs cant telk tge difference between helium and oxygen.

How hard is it to die jumping off a building ?

When you die you arent resting you are fucking dead. If you want to rest just stop taking life seriously even if you end living as a homeless smile and fuck off everyone. Also take more naps.

Move to another country, sounds like where you are is just to damn depressing. I tried and failed to complete that task and am medicated now. I still think of death now and then but you have to keep pushing and someday it will get better. I had to change my way of life and seek a counselor to talk too. Life is a bitch and shes in heat, so get up and deal with it.

Ahh but my mind will not let me rest though.

...

naps are good, take lots of naps then get up and snap one off, you will feel better

Sleeping is the only time I have peace really.

Drugs then. Death will come don't be hurrry. Meanwhile if you cant have a normal life find another way to enjoy the ride.

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Literaly nothing less painful

Neat

I've try'd a few light drugs like weed and mdma but I couldn't do anything like LSD or Shrooms I'm not not mentally able to handle that shit I'd end up with the most horrific trip ever and I know mentally I couldn't handle it.

No this is a terrible idea just buy a helium tank and cpap mask off amazon and duct tape. Tape the cpap mask directly to tank let out gental preasure. Dead in 2 min no pain

Sleep is the only time anyone gets rest. Get on seroquel, trust me you will love the fucked up dreams, im only on 300mg but damn its a ride

what kinda dreams ?

just about everything you can think of except for bestiality dreams. I think i would wake up and off myself if i had one of those.

kek

Before you go, please read Romans 1
>biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans 1&version=RSV

Well he's already pissed on my face why not.

Dying in your sleep at the age of 95, in the circle of your family and the love of your life having died a few years ago, is pretty painless, I heard.

what they said ^^^^

Thanks for honest answers guys I have to now good by.

bye dude, we'll miss you

Sounds like depression to me.
You should try drugs. Cocaine makes you happy and xtc has a great influence on the brain. It helps to get rid of the depression.
Maybe shrooms to but not sure...

Helium method fails if you vomit