What does Sup Forums think of this?

What does Sup Forums think of this?

A film directed by Robert Rodriguez starring John Malkovich that's set 100 years in the future, and won't be released until 2115.

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>Robert Rodriguez

I'm not missing out.

Couldnt give a shit if I will never see it

Also Rodriguez is a hack

It's like that Wu Tang album, except this time absolutely no one gives a shit.

>there will never be a movie about a bunch of thieves that steal it and upload it to the internet

>inb4 Shkreli buys this too

it's the most John Malkovich thing I've ever heard of

>Wu Tang makes an album that none of their fans can buy
>Everybody is pissed off at the person who buys it
>Nobody is pissed off at Wu Tang themselves for being greedy cocksuckers.

Plenty of people, including myself, were pissed at the clan.

I'm actually seeing Ghost on Monday and I'm tempted to wait around to try and ask him if he even agreed with that shit.

>Robert Rodriguez
and nothing of value is lost

>inb4 they change their minds and screen it next year

spy kids 3D over here making a film for the ages

this is an amazing idea desu... wish I could see something someone made 100 years ago about what they thought the present would be like. I find it so fascinating

He undoubtedly did not.

Apparently it's just an advertisement for a liquor company, Remy Martin Liquor. All the copyrights and etc. of the film are owned by that company.

Wow it's gonna be 2 years later than that stupid Trials Evolution wow it's nothing

At least Peter Molyneux tends to work on shorter time spans

I'm still hype for The Day the Clown Cried tho

In 100 years, it's highly unlikely that the technology to play the film will even exist outside of the hands of a few collectors.

wew
>A movie no one will ever see is set to have a display at this year’s Cannes Film Festival.
ew.com/article/2016/05/05/cannes-film-festival-100-years-movie

Nice little PR thing though.

>apparently

It's splashed all over that poster.

>SPONSORED BY REMY MARTIN
>PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

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>From the director that made Spy Kids 4D and Sharkboy And Lavagirl comes a movie that will make assumptions about the future that probably won't happen and even if released this year the tagline "a movie you will never see" could probably still work.
>even if released this year the tagline "a movie you will never see" could probably still work.
Which one of you wrote this?

they did a south park episode about this kind of marketing strategy

Malkovich looks like Ragnar desu senpai.

Should play his dad in Vikcucks.

oh fuck, i'm stupid. they mean the physical film reel. they're going to show it to the press and stuff. not actually screen it.
indiewire.com/article/john-malkovich-film-no-one-will-see-100-years-cannes-2016-robert-rodriguez-20160504

yes, that's what apparently means. that it is apparent.

>George Lucas-Tier CGI
>Remy Martin
I can hear the mocking laughs of thousands of unborn humans.

So is this like a 10 minutes short or an entire feature film?

There is no film, it's an advertising stunt.

Only another 250 years until people can watch Star Trek TOS and see what humans thought they'd be like in 300 years

>our great grandchildren will be shitposting about this film

>Sponsored by cognac for niggers.

>you will never a part of a huge heist to steal that Wu Tang album or this movie

Malkovich would be a good Lenin

Absolute mad man, brava.

I know it's a meme but I think DiCaprio would do a pretty good job too.

It's all done on green screen and looks like shit though

it will be the great dissapointment of that century

that is not a meme, and for good reason

inb4 someone leaks it.

Somone will leak it.

It won't matter because by then we'll achieve the singularity and we won't give a shit about some hack's movie.

>Robert
why not roberto? is he really a mexican?