>year 2019
> UK left EU 3 years ago
>go to rasheeds corner story to buy 20 fags for 42.99
>no rasheed, literally every shitskin and pole immigrant evaporated on June 26th 2016
>go to jobcentre to collect my bi-weekly living allowance, no poles/romanians/hungarians in sight
>get home and wank to the queens latest speech
>once again she sits on a throne made of gold and wearing a diamond encrusted crown telling people to "live within their means"
>god save the queen
>turn on jeremy kyle
>"my bisexual brother had sex with my mums lesbian girlfriend"
>you do gods work based jezza
>phone an indian curry, made by big paddy since all the shitskins have evaporated
>curry is 100% potatoes, tastes like shit
>go to jump in my BMW iSeries, remember that all german cars were banned after the EU referendum
>stuck in my shitty vauxhall
>windows smashed in by a group of yobs wearing cabrini tracksuits
>angry cuz they can no longer fly to ibiza since all the borders are total shut down
>decide to walk to the park instead, it starts to rain, only rained 62 inches so far today, love this summer weather
>decide to an hero, remember we're not even allowed to own guns
>such is life without the EU
>mfw
Year 2019
Kek
kekd
You forgot to go to the cemetery to thank the people that put you in this situation.
That wasn't funny at all.
The BBC actually confirmed this is an accurate prediction. Trust the BBC, they know best.
Oh you kids, you do make me laugh.
#notinmyanus
The "shitskins" will stay. Where else do they have to go?
This whole thing is fucking stupid the Glory of England will forever carry on. People are being distracted from something else.
It was tragic satire. Being funny is not a requirement.
>You forgot to go to the cemetery to thank the people that put you in this situation.
this
Change not allowed guns to not allowed decent guns then its perf
Yeah, it's not like they have a shitskinland country or entire geographic region of the world full of countries to live in, right?
after Scotland get's a 2nd referendum It will be
You forgot the part about the weak pound increasing exports and creating more jobs.
so we're India,
well-done
The Greece crisis will have come around again before that happens. It will remind Scotland of what it will look like outside the UK and in the Communist EU. Enjoy your austerity and begging, Germany can't bail out everyone.
Mo BMW or access to Ibiza? Are you fucking retarded?
Or maybe you could ask the huge amount of young elligible voters that that didn't vote
satanic trips of truth
>Wanting to become Mexico
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Muslims are already making moves towards the UK. You have no hope. You'll be beheaded soon. Sorry m8.
Bravo. Copy pasta now.5/7
If you were against leaving then you were braindead anyways.
Nothing good is produced outside of the UK anyways.
They were too busy posting memes on fb vilifying less educated people about how they should vote.
Its incredible if you ask me, these young people obviously haven't made the link between un-throttled migration and the fact they can't buy a house because of overwhelming demand holding prices sky-high.
The media was even warning people, if we vote out, house prices will come down. Lower house prices is good for young people, not the older generation that most probably own their houses outright.
Aw, man... Grab your pop corns. The world is gonna get a little hotter.
>cars and edm
focusing on whats important here i see
That's not how economy works...
>Cpt Haddock knows what's up
>decide to an hero, remember we're not even allowed to own guns
. . . and there's your problem: you let your government take your guns. Government's want to take guns because it ensures they stay in power and control you and you cannot start any real type of rebellion or revolution.
You are left with nothing but a lousy vote after that--and a vote that is heavily diluted so as to be meaningless amongst the rats and cockroaches your government has let in and brainwashed your children into believing this is "equality" and everyone is "equal" and "integration" and blah, blah, blah propaganda, all spewed to quell your instinct of rebellion against your being bred out and you and yours quietly extinguished.
You will die a slow death from your inaction.
At least you summoned the balls to vote Brexit.
It's a fucking start.
Slay the cancer and be a real hero.
Or bend over and die knowing your children look at you in shame for your inaction and pervasive cowardice at a time when something could have been done.
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On top of your economic collapse: a big part of the premier league players won't be able to play anymore. Also UK DJ's are fucked
bye bye football
Queen died. They're breaking story on Monday when people are on to work. BBC journalist here. Or rather. Not here. Fucking had meeting today everyone I mean everyone was there. We all had to wear stickers with our names. So we are told not to make the public worry. All my life I've foughtto keep people Informed. I couldn't make my own thread. The Queen is dead and we are going to pay dearly for essentials we all got our money out of the bank today. We met with a crisis councilor. The states is safe. I'm heading there.
It always was... Quick lesson on cyclicals.
Stock markets are going to crash within two years, this will put massive pressure on anyone without a healthy balance sheet.
The USA won't let stock markets crash till well after the US election. Why? because if they did it would hand Trump an ace to say look what the democrats did, Vote TRUMP.
This always happens prior to a US election.
The UK causing Brexit has sent shock waves around the world, giving them a taste of what was always going to happen in a few years time anyway.
Ever heard of other players?
This Op is gay fag coward.
Stay in cave Op.
Men will protect you.
We will tell you when it is ok to come out.
>dat cowardly brit who seems to think he can talk anyway
>dat fake world called 'society' where he is allowed to exist
>and
>Communist
>Austerity
You didn't learn much economics in high school did you
no beneifts, no immigration. everytime things get hard, they leave.they are not here to live with us, they are here to live off us.
saw the same thing with mexishits when the us economy started dipping. more of them leaving then coming in.
Why is everyone mad about it causing a high dollar?
Weak £$£$£ is good it increases exports bringing money in to the economy.
Buying power decreases driving up inflation. Some inflation is good, it is healthy for an economy as it stimulates spending. spending = more taxes.
Hyper inflation is bad. The UK is not Zimbabwe. We will not get hyper inflation.
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this must be why I see nothing but british cars on the road here
haha oh wait
Learn to read faggot.
My point was that OP was wrong about losing access to these things.
He was also wrong about Rasheed leaving, unfortunately
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does this strike you like the type of user that learned anything at all in school?
>britain leaves EU
not as big a deal as it sounds
what i'm interested in seeing is how long it takes for the brits to start expelling all the 'forced' immigrants.
used to be that brits rioting was pretty standard fare in the news.
it's time to become hooligans again, but this time it's going to be about race and nationality, not football.
best of luck, brits, hope you find some guns out there.
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People have made many comparisons to the EU and the old Communist Russia. They were laughed at.
The reality now is. The EU seems to be falling apart in the exact same that the Soviet Union did.
People rose up against the oligarchs that controlled them.
Is this what it's like in Norway?
Like the USSR, the EU is governed by a group of people who appoint one another, are unaccountable to the public, enjoy generous salaries, massive perks and huge pensions, are pretty much above the law and cannot be sacked. The EU, like any committed socialist government, operates without any real feedback from the people, and certainly without any concern for what the people think. The state must always come first. The only people who benefit (as with all socialist and fascist organisations - and the two are, of course, interchangeable) are those who have put themselves and their friends in charge. The workers never really benefit from socialism. The profits of the hard working, the creative and the thrifty are redistributed to the bureaucracy: the lazy, the unthinking and the wasteful.
Anyone who opposes or deviates from the socialist system will be ostracised. For example, when the Austrian people had the temerity to elect `the wrong sort of Government' (it was considered too nationalistic and right wing by the EU) the EU pronounced the new Government unacceptable. With apparent magnanimity, the EU announced that it would `accept' an Italian President elected by the Italian people. All sorts of tricks are used to isolate and marginalise those who opposed the EU. Those questioning the EU are often portrayed as insular and parochial.
Care to argue your point?
I'm loving the memes
He can't argue a point, he's used his one bullet of accusing you of being uneducated.
>the states is safe
Fucking kek.
Come to your good son, canada instead.
Trudeau just legalized non penetrative sex with animals
>cheerleading
Vauxhall is British for Opel and is also a German car. So you won't get have that either. Good luck with a Reliant Robin.
Except Turkey isn't in EU. And you forgot about the Baltic members, Denmark and Sweden. 4/KEK
That's because it's extremely bureaucratic and separation of powers does not exist in Europe. But saying the eu is communist is obviously bullshit.
I'm not a fan of the eu myself (cheers to the ecb creating the housing bubble in the 00's with their low interest rates and a thousand more things they've done like shit), but free market and migration policies are a good thing that a true libertarian like myself has to support.
except for the fact that they're all democratically elected
> I don't like democracy so let's have what I think is democracy instead and ruin everything
> also I'm a goddamn spoiled little shit who grew up mooching off of the most succesful and ambitious political and economical experiment in history, living under a protecting welfare state partly made possible by the EU and I never had any real problems so I compare them with the USSR
Fuck you, you spoiled little shit
>nothing to say.... wondering if I should accuse him of being a racist yet... errr errr err
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Maybe if the white scum left too, then Britain will be great again.
There are no 'forced' immigrants in the UK because the UK has (had) opt-out from the common asylum policies and therefore quotas as well. But there are a lot of EU immigrants who will stay as long as the UK is in the EEA (just like in Norway). And not even Farage is stupid enough to bankrupt the UK by leaving the EEA.
Inflation means higher costs, which means workers demand more pay to cover their bills, which leads to higher costs, and eventually lay-offs. Unemployment and unaffordable bread are what is in store for the UK.
The former USSR was renowned for its vast number of laws, rules and regulations. But the USSR was nothing compared to the EU. The EC has become a law factory covering everything imaginable and enabling small petty-minded bureaucrats to hound small businesses and flex their puny muscles. One law on fire regulations alone cost UK businesses £8 billion. New regulations have poured out governing every aspect of our lives, and businessmen have been swamped by an avalanche of red tape.
Dairy farmers have been subjected, in the last few years alone, to 1,100 separate, specific new laws. Even teddy bear manufacturers have been targeted.
Huge numbers of new criminal offenses have been listed.
It is true that these new laws have to be debated by MEPs but the debates are managed at a such frenetic rate - with MEPs voting on as many as 400 issues in just 90 minutes - that in practice the laws proposed by the bureaucrats are just nodded through. Speakers in the European Parliament are allowed 90 seconds to read out prepared speeches. And then the voting begins.
There are so many new laws that the British Government cannot study them all. The Council of Ministers cannot even read the new laws which the EU passes. The real power now lies with faceless, nameless, unelected bureaucrats who have no accountability whatsoever.
The unknown bureaucrats in Brussels are so desperate to extend their own power and authority, that they have, through the production of miles and miles of unwanted red tape, effectively destroyed the European economy.
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white people are what made that nation great, thats why brown vermin want in them so bad.
cause they cant build anything for yourselves.
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Our special tragedy is that Britain's economy has suffered more than most from these new laws.
The other big European nations (France, Germany and Italy) just ignore the rules they don't like. Both France and Germany have flagrantly broken the rules on government deficits but for these two countries there have been no sanctions, no fines and no penalties. `These are for smaller countries,' said a French Government spokesman with typical gallic arrogance. The French have ignored hundreds of directives relating to the single market (directives which Britain, of course, has obeyed slavishly). Commenting on why he had, like so many other Britons, bought a home in France, Lord Nigel Lawson (former Chancellor) said he'd bought it because it was such a relief to get away from the EU.
Britain, of course, obeys all the rules. And British people and British businessmen pay the ever increasing price.
>year 2019
> UK left EU 3 years ago
You complete fucking retard. The U.K. will not leave until at least 2018
kek
Correction, only some of the white people, i.e., the well educated, high powered, wealthy individuals, most of whom voted to remain (probably cuz they wanted to keep their servants). You look anywhere else, and white people look like shit, literally bleached Mexicans. Watch the Jeremy Kyle show if you don't believe me.
>Football players wont be able to play in the UK anymore
When will this retarded meme die?
This won't change without leaving the EEA and leaving the EEA is economic suicide. So you managed to not get rid of the EU laws but to get rid of the power to vote on them. Good work!
>taking his joke this seriously
KYS
The biggest cuck in Canadian history literally made sure it was ok for apes to fuck his useless wife.
Do you have evidence to back your claim?
Have you read these regulations? How do you know that they are all restrictive?
And that's all there is to see in Norway.
The UK has always been one of the strongest opponents to granting the EU some actual power to enforce sanctions on its member states.
And thus the EU will become the next world super power with no strong opponents to it's measures.
But to no avail. The EU didn't have any trouble imposing fines on the UK.
theguardian.com
Turkey is half in EU, Russia too. Also, he forgot many more countries
>non penetrative
Thank you. I am glad to see someone using real examples to back their arguments. The campaign on both sides has been utter bullshit.
That said, why was reform not an option, as opposed to leaving?
remember if you bother reading this, the UK was and still at this time is a Net contributor to the EU.
We sent money, they gave us a bit back, then fined us for not spending our/their/our money correctly.
The European continent, a geographical entity, is not the same as the European Union, a political entity. Turkey and Russia are not in the EU, nor is any part of them.
>where's muh democracy?
After vote
>the uninformed masses, the uninformed masses
Russia in the EU? Russia will be for years in NATO before that will ever happen.
They wouldn't budge.
We will strike a deal with the EU. Maybe the deal will include reform. ?
Either way, leaving the EU has given us leverage. Leverage is something you don't have being a member.
Except I don't think it will work. Germany and France won't negotiate now, as it will set a precedent for other countries to threaten to leaven to get what they want.
I think the issue was that we had Cameron trying to get a new deal. Add to the fact that we didn't really offer other EU countries anything in return for a better deal (perhaps short term debt relief for long term change to the EU would have worked).
We simply don't know at this stage. There will be a deal.
Wether the deal is bias to the UK or the EU. Time will tell.
Damage control will be a factor. Speculating is a mugs game.
We are with Norway and Switzerland now. Are they wastelands or flourishing economies?
Who gives a shit about any of this crap? England and the rest of you Eurofuckers are all CUCKS to the United States of god damn AMERICA.
The main reform we wanted before the referendum was boarder controls issues.
We're different in the sense we're an English speaking 'Island' nation. This might not seem like an issue, but its a major factor...
I'm in no way saying we're great and everyone wants to come to the UK, but believe it or not we're a lot more attractive to migrants than the rest of Europe.
Both nations have smaller populations and higher GDP per capita (well Norway at least). Norway has a fuck tonne of oil reserves and the world's largest sovereign wealth fund to support its people when the oil runs out.
The UK has larger problems to deal with than either of these countries. Doesn't mean we will turn in a wasteland, but we actually need a competent government (which we haven't had for decades) to steer us through.
im guessing you have no money to put in a bank then
You clearly don't know a single fuck about the EU, how it works and what it is.
Considering how many people aren't bothering getting an education, digging out actual facts, and rely instead to biased and unfounded fantasies, as you are, I'm not surprised a single bit the referendum passed.
That's what you get when tabloids gets to be the main information source for your population.
The EU will have the last laugh as the UK is relying to its financial sector cardhouse to stay afloat, and Europeans are now free to act without the English sabotaging the Union ever since they joined it (after their own competitor union, the EFTA, failed pathetically).
Retards were complaining about how the EU was telling the UK what to do, when it's been the exact opposite for the last 35 years.
Only now is your fantasy going to be a reality. Nice job digging your own grave, britfags, you just demonstrated you are yet to reach the 21st century.
Also enjoy the dismantlement of your kingdom.
>bet all England to be ruled as a republic in 20 years from now
awww are you trying to get us to fight?
I love you papa brit, so proud of you
signed son murica
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Theres a lot of truth in your statement.
The UK is the USA's lap dog, and we just binned our seat at the main table.
Maybe the USA will just fuck us off now and get cosy with France.
Nations are never friends they use other countries for their own personal agenda.