What do you get to eat when you go to the movies?

What do you get to eat when you go to the movies?

Crab leg

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Legs of crabs

Popcorn traditionally, Milk Duds if I have some money to spare

A large Dr. Pepper

I don't eat a whole lot of junk food but Dr. Pepper is the nectar of the gods.

American Eagles

whatever my falcon manages to grab

usually crab legs

Usually I bring in some of my homemade chili, but if I'm feeling especially peckish, I'll bring a cheese and meat platter with some crackers.

Nothing

Real shit nigga

Mr. Pibb if the theater's a bunch of pussy ass niggas

Which they frequently are

Forgot to add, I would also enjoy crab legs, but I always forget my anvil so I've moved on.

My theater sells some god tier pretzels. And usually some pretty good beer.

My local theater is owned by based Mark Cuban.

Are you implying when I was a kid?

Because only kids eat candy

>muh maturity

Places like Alamo Drafthouse always seem so comfy. I worked in an Alamo rip off called Flix Brewhouse for a while, it was a good time.

Until I got fired for eating all the popcorn.

Twizzlers and Crab Legs.

I'll drink a beer if they serve it, otherwise I get water.

I went to see 10 Cloverfield Lane with my friend, I'd not been to the movies in years and forgot how obscenely priced things were. I'm still in disbelief that I actually paid 5 Bong dollars for a medium coke.

Here's your (You)

>this entry level
Large Popcorn and Drink at my local theater: $13.99

I got goobers when I was younger

Now I sneak in 3 tall boys of Budweiser and piss in the empty cans

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>one guy
>at least two dozen women
and people tell me harem stories are bullshit

I don't know why all these people are shitting on you, obviously you mean that as adults in the theater we get to enjoy proper sweets such as cheesecake and parfaits. My favorite adult theater snack are caramel apples.

>his smile and optimism: gone

meme aside

I got to 7-11 and sneak in candy bars, chips, cookies, and a bottle of soda

Tubby detected

fite me fgt

>chips
Scum.

I smuggle peanuts inside my vagina and after the movie starts, I eat them.

I love milk duds

Easy to sneak in, & they make soda taste 10x better

bag of chips, basically any food that comes in a bag really

You're probably loud af

i love pissing people of in my country since everyone is super passive aggressive and never really confronts you about anything you do that upsets them

You Europe?

Crab legs.
I usually just pay local whore to come with me since they have a strict no singles policy.
This way I can also sneak some in in her bag.

where else can you act like an ass and not be punished?

You're the scum of the earth. Hope you choke on your chips and die

American theaters, if you're white.

America

you're just saying that so that i'll go there and get shot by some edgy teenager/black person

...maybe

Depends.

I rarely go to the theater anymore, but when I do I might get some pop corn and maybe bring a thing of reese's from Walmart. There is also a candy store near us that is pretty great that I occasionally buy from.

If I go to the IMAX theater a hour away, I usually get a burger or something. That place has some really damn good food for being a theater. The one close to me is pretty gross for anything but pop corn.

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Which theater's the one with shitty food?

Usually a medium popcorn because the oil they put on it upsets my stomach.

these are literal acid to my teeth my back teeth always feel fucked and like they are opening cavaties, I literally have to dowse toothpast over them and drink milk for days after to repair the fucking enamel! its fuckign insane how dangerous these are but they are so fucking good