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cara

morning

is this in southern spain?

I think I've been there lol

does she become a force ghost now

The wife lads, r8

THIS 2BH XDDD SHE'S BEAUTIFUL XDDD BASED CARALAD LOVE U DUDE XDDD

Just about to put on a quick snack

can barney win it all lads?

hope so

>Swansea City have sacked Bob Bradley after only 85 days in charge of the Premier League club.

roaring

>reply to an user
>they don't reply back
Don't bother talking to me unless you're contributing to the thread.

cause it hurts my feelings :(

love u dude x

clean brexit when

...

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

...

uni of east anglia innit

>poetry

Haha yeah try being a yank with a punk ass yank flag

At least you're not Canadian haha.

got a brand new gaming pc aswell but now i've had cocaine and 9/10 prostitutes it's all i can think about even posting here is fucking bullshit

justus christ

>Ass
FOY

enjoy your early grave

new creps

will do thanks

>9/10 prostitutes
there are more than ten prostitutes on earth la haha x

With those trees? Aye right

right lads

Brushing my teeth

Don't expect you lot to know what I am talking about

nicole kidman was a fox in the late 1990s

>those madmen who weave between lanes on the motorway because the cars going 90 in the outside lane are too slow for them

What the fuck are they even thinking.

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new afghan dan

ive had cocaine a few times when im out with the lads and i mean its alright but i cant understand how some of you swear by it

sort it mate

literally haven't brushed my teeth in 5 days
can smell my own breath when i breathe out

Did someone say Wakefield?

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>5 days
going on 3 weeks here, get on my level

Why do girls do the "scoliosis back" in every picture?

Looks a bit grim if im honest
>pic unrelated

i'd rather live 1 month of hot sex and drugs parties than a lifetime of sat around doing fuck all

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>Gazza is not even 50 yet.

Fucking hell

>What the fuck are they even thinking
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me and the lads

>tfw 6'5" and built like a Canadian moose

Would literally heem anyone in this thread with utmost ease. Watch yourself

So lads what do I use to fill the gaping hole in my life that my gf created by leaving me?

brush twice a day, floss after lunch

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most cocaine is shit-tier: heavily cut, or speed cut with benzocaine and the like.

Spend £100/gram on the dark-net (more from dealers) and then see what you think. Still it's not life-changing, but the stuff you had was probably shite.

love the one from this set when you can see her bush desu

a dildo, assuming it's the hole your ex's strapon made

The one with her minge is particularly exhilarating.

CHUCKLING

Lads I always thought Keanu Reeves was Ferris Bueller now I'm learning it's Matthew Broderick

What the fuck?

The Accountant was alright. Worth a watch if you're on the fence.

did she get happy slapped for bein racis

Mandela Effect

seeing how you're on /brit/ and also have difficulty recognizing and distinguishing faces, you might be severely autistic

post fanny cara NOW

I thought it was fucking terrible.

Can't even bring myself to wank

Feel like absolute shit just want her back x

it was a mess after a decent set up I thought

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Interesting, very interesting

Lmfao do one Borat

zee greatest country in the world :3

>Embarrassing things you once thought:

1.I had a friend on xbox live growing up who said he was from estonia, i didn't believe him because i thought estonia was in africa.

2.I believed until very recently that there was a bridge between Australia and New Zealand


YOUR TURN :)xx

Waiting in the cold car for mum

How do so many non whites even afford to live in London?

it makes their arse look bigger and rounder

you sound quite stupid.

i though the past was actually in black adn white when i was a little kid

How do you successfully quit Sup Forums?

This place sucks up so much of my time and I feel like I would be far more productive if I could stop coming here

they all live in the same flat

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Cara is one of the only birds who can pull off that weird looking nose (imo, feel free to disagree)

Yeah the first half was definitely stronger and there was a lot of heavy exposition and convenient coincidences in the end but it was solid.

It was better than most action movies these days.

3 families in a terrace

they live in mass-occupancy residences

dont have to be rude
it makes sense honestly

Oh man...fucking alcohol

can't see anything anyway, not worth a three day ban

Business idea: eliminate all polish immigrants and throw their corpses into the english channel.

how sick are you of borat jokes? does it anger you?

Ban people for posting Cara

yes or no?

>live in london
>Drink hard water for my entire life
>have leftist viewpoints because my pineal gland has literally been calcified

it all makes sense now...

I dunno, I guess I believed all sorts of stupid shit when I was a little kid.

Can't remember any of it now though.

Well that might be true. What was that one with Keanu? That's the only good one I've seen recently.

Find something more entertaining or worthy of your time? What else? It's not complicated.

This is my first time on Sup Forums in 2 months since I started Uni. Been studying like a chink.

kek

Used to be scared to swallow apple seeds, thought I'd die with an apple tree growing inside me.

you make it sound like she's not a fox now

No.

Ban people for complaining about Caraposting?

Y/N?

>last day off from work tomorrow
>working Hogmanay as well

need releasing from this mortal coil

*signs a blank cheque*

>productive

Don't fall for that meme.

*fumbles around for some spare change*

legit just do other stuff. when I get busy, I come here maybe once or twice a week. I'm currently cutting back on video games and this to read and study more though. hoping to quit Sup Forums entirely by 2018

career-focused gf

20 pakis all live in one house.

Just smoke some cigarettes. The smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach.

No.

Ban people for complaining about people complaining about Caraposting?

yes or no?