We give a shitty description of a game and others guess

We give a shitty description of a game and others guess
I'll start off easy
>monkey thing
>robot friend
>fuck it ,movie

ratchet and clank?

I'll make one up of my own:
>russian guy and french man team up because gunnery sergeant hartman and german doctor stole the fucking briefcase
>also hats

Tf2. So fucking easy, were you trying?
Hard mode:
>Pulley n' poultry
>You can put ducks in your pants

>gf gets killed but doesn't
>kill a fucking dinosaur

every one hit the floor?

>man has mentall illness
>phone rings
>mask on

Shadow of the collosus?

>brain has similar structure to ship
>deal with cult
>run away

Assassins creed: rogue?

>hero or villain
>p2w
>almost everything is restricted
>toxic community
>multiplayer btw
>pc ps3 ps4

Hotline Miami

>SEGA
>supersuit
>robot massacre
>plot twist
>quicktime events

Put this one up before and no one got it

Vanquish?

ding

Good game.

DC Universe Online?

Overwatch

Online 3rd person shooter
Game ruined by developers
Lots of exploits
Hackers ruined the small pvp/looting area

The Division

>small artist
>doge
>save the world

>Wake up
>Start Talking to someone/thing
>Kill them and run, but fail
>Sequel: Nobody actually did the ded, try again

>Go back in time
>Bored and without job
>Pirate

Died speece

>be some psychobro thats being fucked with hard
>kills mafiafags
>saves gril
>kills moar mafiafags
>gril gets him in jail or someshit
>escape
>kills mafiafag leader
>ayy lmao, time for alternate timeline
>play as some bossbro that psychobro rekt
>kill psychobro
>apparently, bossbro is also being fucked with in the same way as psychobro
>kills mafiafags as bossbro
>uncovers giant nerdy kike shit involving psychobro and bossbro being fucked with
>kills nerdy kikes

LE END

Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

Halo CE

Portal

Ratchet & Clank
>monkey thing
Wtf

Okami

Yep

correct
>about to be executed
>rumbles
>everyone runs
>escape
>do whatever the fuck you want

Hotline Miami

Skyrim

>you need to kill your opponent... but first, cut down this forrest
>job's done

Winrar

skyrim

Skyrim

Pokémon?

>for the motherland!
>oh shit bullets, get to cover
>oh shit a grenade, get out of cover
>oh shit 5 more grenades, I hope you like poorly placed checkpoints

Bingo

so many answers
>locked in room
>start tripping hard
>kill family
>no regrets

Warcraft III

> be werewolf
> have to kill everything in forest
> convoy with soldiers and wizards comes by
> go to kill them all
> smell little red riding hood nearby
> chase her through forest
> reach the next major road
> her guardian angel descends
> and the boss battle begins

Correct

>stealing from lots of places
>girl gets ded
>get mad
>kill guy who make girl ded
>kill frend

>shoot people who shoot at your friends
>shoot your friends
>shoot big robots and shit
>trip balls occasionally
>shoot a monkey in the face in the end
>you did it

>working hard to support family
>kill terrorists
>talk to Illuminati

>go to rescue grill
>she keeps getting captured
>The Emporer and Napoleon were behind it

Every ff game

>be a proud father
>big secret
>risk life to keep it
>happy ending

Easy Monkey Island.

Released after 10 years of development. Pure Disappointment.

>Kill lady
>Take kid in house
>go to library, helicopter attacks me wtf
>Get framed for murder

Mario

Duke nukem or daikatana

Duke

>this isn't too hard
>Melbourne Australia you say? No problem
>Tears and failure

>play cards from the start
>easiest game of my life

>mighty hero, I challenge you to a children's card game!

>drinks everyday
>cheats on girlfriend multiple times
>has nightmares that's might cause death

>Be utter trash at anything that requires skill
>Play dota, fail miserably
>install this, claim its better

Moving To Australia Simulator

Hints:
>ayy lmao
>what do you mean "I missed while inside of him?!?"

LoL

salt salt salt

Everyone posting their own and not guessing

Heh, nope

>pretty badass with mods
>playable with one hand

A salesman becomes a member of Viva La Revolution

has to be Xcom, then

Star Fox

Get the fuck out of here u Minecraft fag

Not minecraft, user.
Calm down.

It's either Minecraft or solitaire u weeb

ding ding ding, winner

Not Solitaire either.

Hint:
>suddenly Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom

Skyrim

the only reason i'd play it again is for mods, specifically one-hand-free mods

Nope.

>gf is kidnapped
>spend the next 4 hours beating seven shades shit out of people at different speeds
>then pend the next 4 hours beating seven shades shit out of people at different speeds AS your gf

>PvP was decent
>PvE literally pressing 2 buttons and dodging fire
>Died in 2010

>Unlock new bullet in game
>new bullet shoot gun which shoot more bullet at other bullets with guns

Gunz?

Ayy. Nailed it.

>a sneeky snek

Super deepthroat.

>be nigger
>drink hot coffee
>fuck and kill women
>steal white people's shit
>

>go fast
>go REALLY fast
>or go slow and kill dudes who go fast
>die inside every time you think about what happened to it, and how much you miss what it was

Good guess, but nope.

Plastic cog?

nah it's wooden lugnut

Tip:
>oldie but a goldie

Drat

>lombax
>is a space mouse

>Unlock your true potential by shooting yourself in the head
>How tall is this tower?

>Get drunk
>Grab frying pan
>Have a rough day
>Girlfriend dies
>Not a table

Yugioh

literally my life

P3