Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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claimed
Winter cutie

That's a nice pic.

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That's a very revealing outfit

closest guess so far.

Miho claimed

That feel when i cant scrap one of my cars cause they dont take a bill of sale. And im not paying the taxes and a title just to junk it.

Hey Yuuko look at what I can do

From what I see in the archive, November-ish.

Who are you?

Yo

(89 cent megumeme)
the 89 cents say otherwise

Okay, who was your waifu before this. Stop being a seasonal fag.

Claimed.
>Yuuko
It's nice and all, but after being surrounded with people all week, alone time is very nice.
That filename.....

What's a bill of sale?
You gotta pay extra just to scrap it? Is it even profitable?
Also your head looks very pattable

Yours is cute too!

Psssh, it's not.

What can you do user?

Which archive are you using?

Well then enjoy your relaxing evening.

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>What can you do user?
So you aren't using Sup Forums X?

Iowa reporting in.

Why torment me? ;-;

But her belly button is showing
it's 2lewd

boop boop
Feeling good?

I am not using anything special.

red

Togame.

Since 2010.

>thebarchive.com

RIP fgts.jp, at least this one uses foolfuuka.

Alternately:
>archived.moe/b

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Nigger

Yui

Heya
I haven't noticed you in a whie

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Sure.

azusa
because i have nothing else to do ;o

Juri

I am user, just as you are.

claiming

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You look...familiar. Can't quite place my finger on it.

Why so jaded user?

What's good Mio?
Ayy, what's poopin'?
Which one are you?
I'm doing great Brazil.
I've been consuming somethings that helps me feel good.
You?
Will do!
But we really don't talk much though.
I will like to change that. But I'm boring as dirt.

check

One of many, apparently.

both fags tbh
Aki back at your place?
Yui back in your place?

>Brazil
N-no...
Not this again ;-;
What's the somethings? I am doing good. Full stomach and happy feelings.

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Hibiki, reporting in

Hardly slept.

Oh hello. Not much, I just put down Skyrim now I'm messing around with my music slave on Discord while waiting for Chinese food. You?

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Ehm, do you remember me?

Heyo

pretty positive that these should be titled as cringe threads

Hey there Yuuko, been doing good recently?

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Nice edit of my pic you have there

Yo Yui you seeing this shit?
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Saber claim
Morning /waifu

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Why's that?

Ayo homie put the gun down fam I dindu NUFFIN WRONG

Morning Saber

You have the whole in front you.

You should.

Hi there, Karen

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*whole day

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Well what brought you here?
What's wrong with you to the point that you stayed?

Things are great.
How's being a workaholic?
Hear things are going well with handy.

Anyone have some cp

Don't take advice from someone without the conviction to stick with their waifu. Sorry.

Afraid not, mate. Apparently there are multitudes of Iowa posters. I am not the same one.

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Your choice.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Took care of him, no worries.

Remove kebab
Women and faggots first

QOTT: whats the weirdest fetish you've heard before?

Farting fetish

fuck off

Likewise.

Mexican Sugar Dancing

Ah shit man, I liked that other one.
Nice to meet you anyway dude.
I'm Karen
You a newer one or too old for me to remember?

That's a very nice picture. How are you doing today?

Homura

Niggers
How are you doing?

That's not too weird.

Wanting to become a fuck toy.

Nagato claimed

Been here for 8 months or so. Though I did commit heresy of the highest degree and was under a different moniker for those 8 months.

I'm doing well, you?
That's a pretty normal fetish

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8 months huh? I've only been here for three.
Who was your previous waifu?

Hello

Doing fine, up to anything?
Have we met before? I think we did.

Hey Karen

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Hello Karen, you're my new best friend.

You doing good today? How you been?

No objection to this, best bro.
Why though? And how're you doing?

Alright I suppose, just woke up from a nap.
Feel pretty sick though.

Nope, I'm new.
Just got here.

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>Farting fetish
Have you seen cake farts?

There's a bunch of contenders
Eyeball licking
Bug fetish
Burro shows
concrete enemas and floor tiles of course
Personally I don't get cucks and submissive shit at all but that's just me

Good mang, about to play some Overfap and get dranks with the guys

Because you're the first person to greet me in this thread and since this is my first time ever posting here, I find it special. I'm going well, yourself?

Okay, then.

Whoever you are.

AYAYA

Tenryuu claimed

Apparently i forgot how to SoSE....

Claimed, desu~

Could say "Likewise." again. But to avoid repetition I won't.

Claimed

>about to playsome overfap
I better be a part of that