Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Damn image swaps

Miho claimed

>Occultist with Junia's Head and Chirugeons Charm casts Wyrd Reconstruction
>Heal for 0
>Bleed

done

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checked
/r/ lewds

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Tatsuta is mine

You can have the tasteful lewd.

Akiko claimed

>Karen
>Shiki a furry?
C O N F I R M E D
>who's #2?
KHA KHA KHA
>I sure as hell hope you don't mean Ginbe
Who?

Never gonna forget this

>Saber claim

Dio-sama...

The first time my Occulist did a 0 heal with bleed I purposely had him die. Sent him on a suicide mission with a bunch of random nobodies. Most of them died except for the incredibly witty bounty hunter.

subtle feet is best feet

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Post legs and feet.

Work is interesting.

Apparently there are scorpions somewhere in the warehouse. I didn't get to see one tho.

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Have this cheer you up, yes? Even if it's something small.

Fish

Good work. Very good work.

You got work, OG?

Armored legs

Image swaps really aren't that rare.
But Yume isn't even here

1st: Mako
2nd: Akiko

Oh and forgot to ask, you still sick?

fish

Any my flying all the more shitty :^)

Understandable. There's only a couple you really need anyway. As for the DLC the pistols were the best.

Don't hmmm me you cheeky smug.

Which one?

>Best idol claimed

That's a pretty lewd pic Shiki
How've you been? I just got back

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Sis

>TFW it's 2016 and you're not fapping to lolis.

Such a cute chibi
I'm really happy to see you, I've been in a bad mood.

No, thankfully that's all over with starting today.
Went and got my new glasses ordered. I'm 0.25 degrees worse now. Not bad for 8 years lol.
Enjoying the Saber? Better character claim than man pleaser, yeah?

Akiko not #1? Shameful

/dadg/ remenants
Is that general still up even? It kept dying a while back.

They need to be bare-ish

So?

why's that?

Here you go then

You have shit taste.

>i am fapping to lolis

did you see

Rize claim

Warehouse packing vehicle parts.

From alarm systems to headlights to mufflers to custom rims. Today I had end privilege of packaging intercoolers.

>take part out of its container
>put in a box
>put on a pallet
>repeat

Do that about 60 times and poof. An order is completely.

But I want to see one of these scorpions.

>Akiko not #1? Shameful
I know right?
Also #2 is Oh hey fish, didn't notice you
It's good to see you again
Do you have a gyate gyate already?

Sorry user, but I'm stealing your waifu

I have a generally lax relationship to lewd, as long as it's tastefully done it can work.
I've been doing good, have been very busy for the last couple of days so now just wasting away at the computer. You?
Yes but there's no fun memes related to Saber, just the cancerous cuck/BLACKED.

I'm an agile fucker so I'm good unless I wanna go banzai

I want the deagle so bad ;_;

Hmmmm~?

Just about all of them

Don't see how it's lewd
>

I hated that bounty hunter, his resolve got tested during the suicide mission and he became a douche, he constantly insulted his allies and when all of them died he suddenly got a metric shit ton of critical strikes that let him survive. After that I sent him in a few other suicide missions because I hated his douchey attitude but he was always part of the ones who survived. I used him with my Jester some times too, but I never healed his stress. After long fights he would often end it with a crit and have one of his witty quotes pop up like he's the only competent person here, god I hated that guy. The day he died was a pretty good day.

If only.

Done with dinner, has the drinking started yet?

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Egg

I don't know, just one of those days you know?
Feeling better though, now that you're here.

Idk, I would put redhead at 3rd and akiko at second after ana.
Ginbe literally nobody.
Fish doesn't have an ohayo, I don't think.

Cancerous cuck? Explaino?

Kek, bounty hunter is a beast class honestly. Good dodge, good hp, good damage and has that beast class trinket. The 20% damage helm.
I like trading stories about mishaps like those though, lol. If you remember anymore tell me.
Also, meme response incoming after this post.

*snort*

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no

fish

i'm sorry to hear that, i hope you can start feeling better

Just losing brain cells playing league

Nono I meant cuckpoasting and especially the spam there was months back with Saber.

Yuuko-chan

Gorgeous

>tfw it's 2016 and you have shit taste.

Never browsed /dadg/ before. Although there isn't a thread up on /vg/ at the moment.

>Banzai
Stick some plastic explosives on there first.

It;s so fucking good man. It's even better than the Unica.

Shush it you.

Ah, was only good at Reach. Then again that's the only one I ever played really.

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QOTT: what kind of people do you instantly judge?

Swag fags and not all but most truckers

I ate two bags of chips and now I feel uncomfortably full, god damn I feel like a woman.

No, Kotori has dropped dead without notice and we're waiting for at least one other autist to join us

>akiko at second after ana
I guess you can't fix tastelessness

If fish wishes for it I could add her to the queue

People who browse /waifu/

>year 1344 + 672
>judging people

Niggers

Everyone. I fucking hate people.

Smug

Miho-chan

I shall be that one other autistic then

>niggers

Fat people and anyone wearing any sort of piece of clothing related to "My little pony"

People who are extremely biased and blind toward it even after being pointed out.

How are you?

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that would be nice

I'm feeling better already. A good night's sleep will get rid of it too.
How about you? Still bored?

/dadg/ was the best general ever. The best people posted there. We even had a non-attention whoring tripfag who was chill as fuck and actually good at the game. People traded mods and made requests for skins and shit. Awesome place.
Not enough people posted. I'm guessing it died. I might start it up again.

Don't get too close my man. Those things hurt.
Glad you got your shit sorted though. Will this improve your situation? Bank fucks off if you have a "real" job right?

Oh okay. What spam? Here? On Sup Forums?

>uncomfortably full
What is this feeling? Is there a line between being comfortably and uncomfortably full?

You really can't.

And people who simply refuse to learn.

Kek

I only know of these through gun master or guns game

L oryh krz rqob ph dqg dnlnr nqrz derxw wkh fhdvdu flskhu~

Reach was my second halo game after halo 3. Love how forge world said it's endless but has barriers and budgets :^)

How are you?

Are you going to buy something this summer sale?

>implying you're not a woman

Should help a lot.

Tenryuu claimed

>be me playing SoSE
>building up a fleet with a metric shit ton of ships, 2 capital ships and my only Titan
>enemy has a star base in his system
>my fleet arrives in the enemy system
>I wipe the enemy star base away
>i win the system
>it was a glorious victory for me in every term
>the enemy lkost more than his star base
feelsgoodman

Well not really spam but more posted in every thread, and by that I mean all fate&type moon related threads.

Judging people at all is wrong. I think everyone is a good person inside. Some deeper than others.

I judge saudis anyway.

I have done a decent amount of chores today, so i am accomplished.
Great as always.
How is life surprising you this evening?

British

Haven't seen you in a while

O shit waddup
You haven't seen me at all

pretty much

I was thinking L4D but I haven't spent a single cent on my steam yet. What I have was given to me.

>I think everyone is a good person inside

You gonna get used like a naive sophomore.

There's a point where you are just "Full" but then you see that your bag of chips still has a good bunch of chips in them, and you want to eat those chips because they're tasty, but you don't have any room for those chips. But you don't care and just eat them anyways. You end up feeling like a glass Jar that somehow managed to have too much of something as if something has apeared inside of it while it was already full. It doesn't feel like the Jar will crack, but it clearly feels overfilled.

In other words

it's kinda like having a real big need to shit but instead of your guts hurting, your stomach hurts and you know for a fact that taking a shit wont help.

Oh you're new?
Thought you were the original.
My apologies

Im still feeling sick as fuck. Hope ill feel better soon so i can Uber.

>I'm so full it hurts
>turn to poop faster

1st world problems.

This. Most anons in this thread are lovely humans who think they know what happiness is all about

Ugh, I have both L4D.

I wonder how is Tatsie doing.

People.

That sounds like a warming place. Surprised with how friendly and constructive it was it died out. Go for it, may even find some old members.

The only way to fly.

And they played like heaven didn't they.

Is this that bullshit code you were talking about?

Topkek. I loved it too, spent so many hours playing custom shit with friends.

>turn to poop faster
I really don't know what you're trying to say.

But I'm not.

Judging people is for judges.

And I'm no judge.

Fat people and rednecks

I'm not even much into FPS but I know it's nice for multiplayer and I have enough people asking me when will I get it to be motivated to get it.

Real tatsuta?

It doesn't even matter if you win or lose. What matters is that your opponent didn't have fun.

Well I'm happy for you, you happy about it? Better than your last situation, no?

Yuko, doing alright?

Ah okay, I understand now.
I'd be so dumb without you lol

I'm a doormat already. I'd rather be used than use, though. Even if it's tiny, it's the first step to making the world a better place. Just being a good person, ya know?
>inb4 get real

An extremely detailed and accurate description. I feel you so much.
Still, the taste of those chips.
Was it worth it?

love you chen
always giving me laffs

It was. I got called out for avatarfagging a bunch of times though. Couldn't help not posting Karen lol
In the end just posted as user. Only the tripfag was someone to remember.
They even had their own memes. A highwayman at death's door solo'd the boss of the first darkest dungeon with martyr's seal, lol.

You have to eat better.
Too much fast food.

He has a good career sooooo he's probably fine n matter what.
He'll swing by eventually to dump obscure music.

Never better
Is the family still giving you a hard time?