Has 4 hours of material about how fucked up marriage is

>has 4 hours of material about how fucked up marriage is
>gets married
you can't explain that

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DOLLA SHAVE CLUB EVERYBODY

He makes jokes.

You don't have to live by them in real life.

Comedy often comes from a place of self loathing, user.

This reasoning is why you're alone now.

she's ghetto trash too. I dont get it.
he's analytical and level headed.
she's emotional and stupid.

fucking cuck

HE'S GOT AN UMBRELLA

the guy is nuts deep in hairy black pudding he ain't gotta explain shit

>I take life advice from a comedian
>I use comedians to reinforce my views
Well if you want to turn yourself into one big joke go ahead.

opposites attract

i think it must be his expeirences but fuck wht the hell are those huh

To a nigger? Ew.

Because he didn't want to die alone.

Pay attention senpai.

Y'KNOW?!

He's got jungle fever

THIS

his joe derosa radio show thingy he spends the entire show talking about not wanting to be the 50 year old chasing pussy

I can't understand the mentality of people that get this invested in this guy's personal life. Is he a surrogate friend to you losers or what?

thank you wise virgin teenager for your insight

I dropped MMP long ago

listen to Nick Dipaolo's podcast instead. it's what Bill Burr is trying to do, except it's actually good

nailed it
was that so hard to get?

hello autism

you do know conversations can be about inane things, right? not everyone wants to talk about the history of public train car routes every day autismo.

Fucking nigger

>you can't explain that
The ass was phat?

Wow you're super smart. What's your gf like?

Protip - WMBF marriages are the least likely marriages to end in divorce.

Yes, he is.

Must be nice.

>bald pale cuck with a repulsive domineering nigress
typical american couple in teh current year

not ghetto, clever and dry sense of humor.
you know, someone actually interesting and at least mildly intelligent.

Actually the least likely are asian-asian marriages, because their culture is marriage for life or you're dead to both families (and in some cases you can literally be killed for it).

But yeah, WMBF marriages are statistically more likely to last which is why I hope to god my gf says yes when I propose, wish me luck, we're all gonna make it brahs

IT'S A LAYDEEE

>getting married
>making it
lol live and learn i guess

>a stand up routine is what the comedian actually believes

srsly m8

>marry an ugly nigress because there's no competition for her
the cuck way

Club dubya

He actually argues with her though. It also gives him material.

youtube.com/watch?v=MJZP2gsS5VQ

>Listens in horror at how Ant's wife fucked him over in the divorce even though they had no kids and were still poor
>Vows to never get married
Oh Jesus

>even if you don't get married if you live together you are common law married and she is still entitled to your shit


real talk i'm gay

>HEY NIA GET IN HERE, GRAB A MIC

i think that's only if you have a kid, bud

she's christian and sees marriage as for life, I reckon I have a good chance of 'keeping' her

yeah you can say I'm cucked all you want, but every time we walk down the street and a black guy sees us the look in his eye is so fucking great, a mixture of anger/confusion/realisation

I AM THE ONE WHO KEKS

The lovely Nia everyone

>It's an OP doesn't understand what comedy is episode.

>OP makes a topic about marriage.
>Sup Forums can't help but to try and steer discussion into race.

Also
>OP is such a moron, he couldn't spend 1 extra second to choose an image without a shitty watermark over it.

I hate you all.

>talks about how great marriage is
>gets divorced

>fucking cuck
It's the opposite.
Black woman + White man is what we need to push for.

>implying he talked about how great his marriage was ever
Hello plebbit

Neat, but what's your gf like?

you realize cuck doesnt have anything to do with black and white

cuck is a state of being irrelevant of race, gender, sexual orientation

>pushing for racemixing

???

oh youre making a joke, nice one haha epic

>He restricts his taste in women due to some petty race issue.

No sarcasm, go for it.

If his cartoon was based on his experiences, do you think he ever saw his dad's sack while he was plowing his mom

What kind of prenup did he have? Im really curious how someone worth 300 million protects himself...

fuck are you niggers talking about?
Cuck = cuckold
meaning infidelity or known infidelity. Jesus christ stay in school you little childs

>let me explain how this meme actually works

he didn't even have a prenup dude. he literally risked 220 million on the off chance she cares about public humiliation

I-I could have a girlfriend i-if white women weren't all s-spoiled by feminism, s-senpai!

This post actually hurt my heart. Are you happy? was that your plan? To hurt me?

yes, exactly

holy autism

this

it was part of an older standup, he was in fact talking about how much of a loser you had to be to be unmarried, get educated you plebeian

Holy shit what a massive retard. Top fucking kuck

>OP makes a topic about marriage.
>Sup Forums can't help but to try and steer discussion into race.
>tumblr can't help but try to steer discussion into/pol/

>tfw he had a show in my city and I fucking missed it

I like to believe that she is his way of taking out insurance on his material. Yeah, so he has 4 hours of material on marriage? What is the one of the most common mires a professional comedian can fall into? He married someone who holds many of the qualities he ridicules in his stand up. Dude is brilliantly committed to his craft.

White women are golddigging whores. sure they might be hot for a rime, but that fades as soon as soon as they take half your shit and skedaddle.

That's the best I've ever seen Nia look and she still looks gross.

>bill burr
>level headed and analytical

Top Kek

They are both completely nuts

She's 100% right desu senpai baka

>being an oil driller
why?

I lived in Korea for 3 years while in the air force, divorces everywhere you dolt

ME UNDIES ME UNDIES

FAWKIN' BRAWDS

She's a lawyer too.

>is now prefacing and refracting jokes for the sake of political correctness

It's sad to see, I'm 98%sure nia had a big part in this

Kek

Black women + White men are the superior interracial couple

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Bleached

>five seasons in
>Burr still hasn't made an appearance on Louis

did they ever get along? Recalling all those O&A comic hang-outs I can never really recall Bill being chummy with any other Boston comic outside of Patrice

I've noticed an increase in wmbf couples in the past few years.

>Asian/Black
>No data

Fuckin chinks know whats right

>She's 100% right desu senpai baka

But lots of non-white races have genocided other people

He's still waiting for his appearance on better call saul

He NEVER talked about how great his marriage was.

Louie is a lot more artsy fartsy type while Bill is more of a "average joe" for a lack of a better word, and I can see Louie taking something really seriously and then getting really pissed at Bill for trashing it.

I dont think Louie can handle banter too much like Patrice and ole Billy red balls

If by "talks about how great marriage Is" you mean how much he hates being married then yeah he did

can someone explain to me how this is legal? I honestly dont get it.

Is the state saying women are so retarded that they cant provide for themselves so its up to their ex husband to do so?

99% of men will go against their morals, etc if pussy is offered to them

you shouldn't take burr seriously because he is a hypocrite faggot and not remotely funny