So what is the best Arnold movie?
So what is the best Arnold movie?
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Terminator 1
But the best Arnold performance is Conan
Anything from the 80s they all kinda mesh together for me
Last Action Hero, not even kidding, brother.
Predator is the best
Terminator 1, Running Man and Total Recall are in the top 5
That's an impossible question.
>Predator
>Terminator 1
>Conan the Barbarian
anyone claiming otherwise is an interloper
>No Commando
>No True Lies
Conan the Barbarian is both his best movie and best movie featuring Arnold
if you think otherwise you're a huge pleb and should go back to watching capeshit
Commando obviously.
>phased plasma rifle in the 15 watt range
>wrong
Implying Arnold doesn't have infinitely better lines in T2, therefore T2 is the better ARNOLD movie.
yup.
Jingle All the Way
thats not commando
recent best. it was so fucking good
>nu-arnold
dont you have homework
No doubt about it. Watched it for the first time in HD this week and it was phenomenal.
C'MON
KILL ME
KILL ME NOW
Conan no contest. I'm pretty sure the director just made a fake time machine and convinced Arnold it was all real.
It's gotta be between Commando and Conan The Barbarian. Conan The Conquerer comes in second.
T2 is the definitive Arnold movie.
pic related is the patrician choice
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Michael Biehn > Edward Furlong
I mean T2 is the best movie with Arnold in it and Conan is the best Arnold movie. The best movie about Arnold is pumping iron.
HAHA YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID?
Terminator
you asked what was the best Arnold movie, so what the best film to feature Arnold was.
>if you think otherwise you're a huge pleb and should go back to watching capeshit
>Conan is literally sourced from a comic
pottery.jpg
> Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote comics.
Wait a second there ma man,
wait a FUCKIIIIIIING second:
is Conan the original capekino?! Cuz we might be onto something here, breaking some new ground here
Conan is also GOAT
the pleb is strong with these two
Robert Howard
Commando was funny as hack
Fuck I'm retarded I get the two confused.
That use to make me go WTF every time 10 years ago. Now it's really funny and comfy at the same time.
Correct but irrelevant. Biehn carried Terminator 1, but this is an Arnie circle jerk thread.
Conan, True Lies and Predators is the Arnold trifecta.
I'm assuming wrong picture or is that subtext?
it's allright anonino
>Not Conan, Predator and T1
The true Arnold trifecta
Do you have a problem with Audrey?
BBBIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY
Fun fact, a draft of the Predators script had Dutch in it at the end.
Can't make that shit up.
>posting wymin in Arnodl thread
What are you, STRAIGHT?!
Probably.
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I like you user. That's why I'm gonna kill you last.
SERIOUS QUESTION
Has Arnold ever snatched up every motherfuckers birthday?
I can't answer because I haven't seen any of his post-Governator stuff...
but he sure as fuck snatched that maid's punani.
Trick question because first Terminator is the only one that isn't a flick.
>Conan and Pumping Iron
>Flicks
Based Arnie not being a shallow cunt and giving this lady the time of her life.
>Robert Howard wrote comic books.
End of Days is pure kino. Get some taste.
Well I guess Conan is a capeflick.
>Conan is literally sourced from a comic
>pottery.jpg
fullretard.jpeg
Who else owns the 3 books of Conans original stories collected together?
First post best post
I'm assuming just you because you're a closet gay and enjoy homoerotic movies.
Well that's not the picture I meant to post
BIG
PUSSY
I'm leaning toward this. The man did so much amazing work for not only the action genre, but just blockbusters in general that it's nearly impossible to say if there's a single movie that could fully encapsulate this phenomenon.
>The man did so much amazing work
said noone of Arnold Schwarzeneger ever
just appreciate what he did as his work. We're not talking about someone that ever was in the same sentence as oscar.
Fucking this. I loved Last Action Hero.
You killed mozart.
Moe who?
Zart
>said anyone that wasn't a slack-jawed faggot
The same people that don't rate Arnie are the same people who didn't rate Nic Cage and now overrate Nic Cage as a meme.
To be or not to be?
Not to be.
Commando
Total Recall
Predator
This thread makes me want to go back and watch some forgotten arnold movies again.
>No Total Recall
>No Running Man
Still the best
T2, you fucking savages
Predator is the best Arnold movie. Conan is the best movie with Arnold in it.
I really enjoyed pic related when I was a kid. Still kinda holds up
T1 > T2
wtf is that
What a fun movie to this day. Also has this Cuban qt.
thanks for being first
NIIIIIIICCCCK
NIIIIICK
THE PICTURE IS ON THE FRITZ AGAIN
>HERE IS SUBZERO. NOW PLAIN ZERO
but subzero is less than zero
Hermaphrodite.
I do. I even wear the Howard fedora while reading them.
Okay but seriously Total Recall is the best.
Do you really?
are there no photos of her from years ago, when he actually hit it?
Conan and Predator are not only amazing action movies with incredibly well realized worlds, strong writing, and interesting characters, but they also contain depth that is the genre never even barely touches (except Rambo 1).
Terminator 1 and Total recall come next in terms of quality, I'd say. They are well made films with a lot of intelligence behind them but lack something that makes Conan and Predator perfect.
Last Action Hero comes next due to its meta elements, good script, and bitchin' Arnold performance.
Commando is obviously his best pure action film, due mainly to the strong writing. So many other lesser Arnold films such as Running Man and Raw Deal forget to include a truly good story, memorable characters, and intelligent writing.
His other stuff is hit and miss, though honestly I haven't seen as much of it as I should have by now.
I HAD the complete chronicals ;_;
GOD love the way Howard rights lovecraftion horror and swift violence. No long drawn out fight scenes, no slow dramatic deaths. Somebody just makes a mistake and they're dead. And then there is Conan himself
The first scene in the Frost-Giant's Daughter.
>Not in Vanaheim, but in Valhalla will you tell your brothers that you met Conan of Cimmeria.
>What a fun movie to this day. Also has this Cuban qt.
I think this movie is what gave him the Latina fetish
Running Man is up there for me
"I get sick. Airsick, carsick. I'm going to throw up all over you."
"Go ahead, won't show on this shirt."
Makes me kek everytime
Terminator 1, Conan 1, and Predator, but the most quintessential Arnold movie is Commando
Total Recall >>>> Predator > The Terminator > Commando > T2 > Conan > everything else
,Conan sucks though. Complete writing for babies.
Running Man is better written than Commando, Commando is hilarious but is thread bare on story