Why does nobody want him?
Why does nobody want him?
James Torres
Anthony Ross
He's gay
Brody Stewart
He's gay
Levi Cooper
He doesn't matta
Oliver Powell
because he's shit
Robert Brooks
He's gay
Hudson Kelly
cause hes juan giant wanker
Cooper Young
united player (shit)
Robert Long
>why does no one want the ultimate statpadder that can't even do that anymore?
gee i dunno boss
Levi Cox
he's too nice, you can't succeed in football without being a psychopath
Lincoln Scott
He needs the team built around him to get the best out of him and the best out of him isn't enough to win leagues
Caleb Gonzalez
Luxury player.
Put him at 10 in a 4231, and the opposition has a free run at the DM. In return for defensive weakness, you get good offensive contribution... not great.
I don't like James for the same reason.
Camden Scott
I want him desu.
William Nguyen
he's not built for the english game, he's not as good as similar players on the big spanish teams, and he probably costs too much for whichever italian team he'd be fit in
Adam Campbell
He'd be Good in Fiorentina or something. He'd worth less than €10m
Ayden Peterson
he's an awful fit for EPL
have him in spain or italy and he would be destroying teams
AC milan should try to loan him to get relevant again
Robert Taylor
He was fantastic at Chelsea before Mouyes turned up, he was the heir apparent to Zola?
Brody Ward
his first 2 seasons at chelsea he was a BEAST CAM
Anthony Cooper
Could see him doing really well at juventus but they just got that rat bastard from roma so they probably wouldn't be interested
Lucas Thomas
His reputation was ruined by that obnoxious flip
Gabriel Jones
Too slow for the Premier League or the Bundesliga
Not good enough for PSG/Barca/Real/Atletico
Too expensive for Serie A or lower La Liga teams
Cameron Jones
Not fast or strong enough to play as a modern day attacking midfielder.
He'd make a good CM playmaker if he wasn't so fucking easy to take the ball from.
Noah Wright
He would wreck with barça
Joseph Campbell
IMO they should buy him, not even joking. Iniesta is getting old, Mata could be used as a rotation player for him.
Isaac Parker
Except, you know, when he was the best player in the Premier League playing CAM for Chelsea.
Isaiah Rivera
He has been one of United's better players for the past two seasons. He is a class act, so i'm not sure
Xavier Rodriguez
I love matita come to barcelona!!!
Kevin Lee
He's slow and Rooney is basically Mata + goals if Utd need that role
Aaron Rogers
it doesn't Mata
Kevin Roberts
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