Character in flick talks to the opposite sex

>character in flick talks to the opposite sex
>character doesn't eat in the corner of a restaurant alone
>character has a meaningful conversation with someone

I pace around the room for at least 20 minutes anytime this happens

>stupid thread
>dumb forgposter

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Yet you replied unironically.

>using punctuation

MAD AS FUCK LMAO

>LMAO
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>Garggle

Yo how ya been Redd1t. Long time no see

I recently ate my lunch in a bathroom stall.
But the great thing about my college is that it's a big college with some 30,000 enrolled students, so there's several buildings with several floors.
I went to a floor where there's mostly literature classes because only women study that, meaning I have the men's bathroom of that floor to myself.

sup read-it - bye now

Does your campus not have any outdoor seating where you can just site outside by yourself and take in the nature? To me, that seems more ideal than sitting in a fucking bathroom. Enjoy your AIDS lol.

No, all the normies are outdoors. And indoors. They're everywhere.

what the fuck is with americans and the social stigmas like eating alone

I'm a slav corporate salaryman for a Big 4 financial institution and I eat alone pretty often, I pretty much eat at restaurants only because cant be fucked to make food

I have never even seen anyone look at me sideways for it, its a restaurant, you come there to fucking eat not be a princess and I hasten to add I eat at well-rated places only

US society is about the most morally rotten thing I can think of

>lit student
>every lecture is filled with 90% top-tier qts

>Character is approached by a woman
>Character doesn't start convulsing, vomiting, and shitting himself
>No falcons pick up his body and fly him to the Persian Gulf

Yet you never talk to or single one.

i fuckin love this meme

That's because I've gone to like 2 lectures in the last 2 years

How have you not failed?

yesterday i went on a date with a girl and every time she kissed i insta-cummed
she kissed me twice

Did you really?

Also
>cummed