Phone rings

> Phone rings
>Character answers phone without saying Hello
>Character hangs up without saying goodbye

>phone rings
>character answers
>its dat boi

o shit waddup!

...

Oh heavens, what is going on?

hail satan

...

>character answers phone
>it's not a bill collector

What is it about Sup Forums and its autistic loathing of frog pictures?

>tumblr meme

>non-japanese character answers the phone
>'moshi moshi'

>phone rings
>character doesn't answer with a firm sieg heil

>phone rings
>unknown number
>character answers it anyway

>character uses a public toilet
>doesnt pee in the sink

>Character looks in the distance
>"There's a storm coming"

>character calls someone
>"it's me...."

well it isn't going to be anybody else is it user?

But who is phone?

>4 way chat phone
>everyone except the dork hangs up
they take up 1/4 of the screen and their portion turns black until one's left
- doesn't anyone say bye anymore?

...

Spicy

fuck off facebook

>Character hangs up
>Doesn't whisper "hail hydra."

>cartoon from the 90s or 80s
>tough character eats (EATS) a cigar or cigarette after finishing smoking it

>sound of a phone ringing, girl picks up
>Girl: Hello?
>Man: Hello, mother leopard. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive...10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hyena, you'll see.

>phone rings
>characters answers
>immediately says "WHOA WHOA WHOA, SLOW DOWN"