> Phone rings
>Character answers phone without saying Hello
>Character hangs up without saying goodbye
Phone rings
>phone rings
>character answers
>its dat boi
o shit waddup!
...
Oh heavens, what is going on?
hail satan
...
>character answers phone
>it's not a bill collector
What is it about Sup Forums and its autistic loathing of frog pictures?
>tumblr meme
>non-japanese character answers the phone
>'moshi moshi'
>phone rings
>character doesn't answer with a firm sieg heil
>phone rings
>unknown number
>character answers it anyway
>character uses a public toilet
>doesnt pee in the sink
>Character looks in the distance
>"There's a storm coming"
>character calls someone
>"it's me...."
well it isn't going to be anybody else is it user?
But who is phone?
>4 way chat phone
>everyone except the dork hangs up
they take up 1/4 of the screen and their portion turns black until one's left
- doesn't anyone say bye anymore?
...
Spicy
fuck off facebook
>Character hangs up
>Doesn't whisper "hail hydra."
>cartoon from the 90s or 80s
>tough character eats (EATS) a cigar or cigarette after finishing smoking it
>sound of a phone ringing, girl picks up
>Girl: Hello?
>Man: Hello, mother leopard. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive...10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hyena, you'll see.
>phone rings
>characters answers
>immediately says "WHOA WHOA WHOA, SLOW DOWN"