Why was this movie so goat?
Why was this movie so goat?
Joshua Thomas
Isaac Turner
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Noah Nelson
she looks like she smells like a 10 year old boy
Wyatt Barnes
>ywn smell Ellen Paige's feet after she spends two hours rollerskating
Samuel Jackson
she is a lesbian who had a male brain, but no one knew that yet, so socially awkward boys and neckbeards could identify with her more
James Moore
Dubs?
Blake Murphy
It was shot in my home town (Ypsilanti Michigan), so there is that. Never thought Ypsi would ever be anything, most people think its a made up word whenever I mention it online.
Caleb Turner
>tfw she looks eerily similar to a girl I know that works at a theater I go to
>tfw that girl's also a lesbian
Life is pain
Elijah Baker
I miss pre-butch lesbo Ellen Page. She was such a qt.
>ywn smell her ass while she's wearing those shorts
Ryder Jackson
shes just confused
shower her with love and she'll love you back
Angel Brooks
>some obscure indie flick was filmed there
yeah, it's still not anything, user
Samuel Diaz
>he hasn't figured out how to spot gay face
Frankly I have but I'm into the look so life is double ended agony for me.
Camden Rogers
Get her really comfortable with being around you, then get drunk and high with her.
I got raped by a fillipino lesbo in a similar situation. Some of the best sex I have ever had, she rode the dick like a champ, even held me down and made me come in her. Shit was cash.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Watch any interview of her. She's a shy little girl trying to cope with getting raped as a little kid
Jace Sanders
Hey, we almost got Vivid entertainment to set up shop here not too long ago. Local government was offering them some massive tax shit, but I dont know whatever happened to that.
Colton Martin
>he fell for the lesbian meme
Kayden Foster
I can imagine that would be frustrating.
>raped
Sorry about that famalam
Asher Price
I only use the term rape jokingly. She actually straight said "To hell with it, wanna fuck?" and proceeded to rip my clothes off, hop on top and the rest is history.
Xavier Gomez
>She actually straight said "To hell with it, wanna fuck?" and proceeded to rip my clothes off, hop on top and the rest is history.
>To hell with it, wanna fuck?
>and the rest is history
Right...
Jordan Nguyen
Ah. In that case that sounds pretty dope.
My big issue is pretty much every girl I could have a chance with is either lesbian, taken, or too damaged emotionally to be viable. Now, you'd think the last one wouldn't be that bad, but I've just kinda ruled her out because of some issues I've had with her before.
Ian Jenkins
It's because of my social group. One of my best friends is FtM, and as such there's a subset of my friends that's primarily LGBT.
The others are fellow shut ins though so yeah
Jeremiah Nelson
'so goat' doesn't make sense, its either goat or it isn't
Easton Wilson
Trying to work out why I like her so much in that dress. Is it because it looks like it's about two sizes too big and could fall off at any moment?
Chase Williams
Oh hey I have a friend who's going to college around there. Insanely gay, but he's cool enough.
Wonder how he's doing.
Jaxson Gomez
Post op? If not just fuck her to straighten her out. Sounds like you're the faggot of your group desu
Gabriel Phillips
Probably
Owen Cooper
Lez?
Michael Foster
I've heard about Ypsilanti because Neil Young mistakenly introduces his bassist as being from there on a live album. You have at least two claims to fame.
Chase James
>all of my gay friends and acquaintances are really chill normal people sometimes to the degree of banality
>everybody I've meet that feels the need to let others know they're a gay ally treats gay people as pets where them being gay must be their only outlet for expression
Yeah I'm calling bullshit in that image.
Robert Reed
Lovely. Any more?
John Thomas
Red?
Nicholas Taylor
I'll try to find the set hol up
Jace Cooper
Thanks man.
Juan Reyes
BBC
Jackson Stewart
cat
Eli Morales
UUUU
Josiah Watson
Almost. Bump with tits
Adrian Ward
>ellen will never be cute again
Andrew White
Juno was way better.
Kevin Scott
Jesus I shouldn't of opened this thread. All my surpressed love for her comes back up
David Green
Post, yeah. He's a good guy though.
Owen Ward
>he
Fag
Angel Butler
Liam Johnson
>indulging mentally ill people
Kayden Wilson
I only sorta knew him before the transition, so it wasn't too much of a shock.
Jose Hughes
>him
Camden Richardson
Other way round pham. Ftm is still F
Noah Long
rape all dykes
Luis Baker
Guys... I miss her ;_;
Lucas Allen
You're a great man.
Logan Kelly
There's also a Sufjan Stevens song named after it.
youtube.com
Nicholas Smith
>My waifu harem a few years ago was Ellen Page, Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson
JUST
Michael Mitchell
...
Nicholas Taylor
Is it on Netflix, or amazon prime?
Nicholas Thompson
...
Aiden Mitchell
why does she even wear a bra?
Ryder Hernandez
great song too
Asher Lopez
a lotta shame for a flat-chested dyke
Jaxson Ortiz
>armpit stubble
you better believe fucking dropped
Noah Reyes
fag
Alexander Howard
but he's sucking a lot of cock faggot
Owen Perry
I really really dont understanding
Are all white men pedophiles? How is this fetureless tiny woman a "sex symbol"
Hudson Thomas
She's still a qt
Lucas Morris
>Ellen Page has tits
hory shet, that game was right
Joseph Allen
sfm porn of ellen page when
Asher Miller
kstew is still top tier senpai
Matthew Mitchell
And now you know why she never came back to tpb?
Gavin Rivera
All of my knowledge of the Midwest comes from those two Sufjan albums.
Thomas Rivera
act
Now you can go on with your pathetic lives
David Green
>clothes erode your soul
Damn...
Oliver Wright
Wouldn't doubt it
Bentley Cox
Imagine some wiry yet still attractive dykes pinning yung-Ellen down, yanking off her shorts and boypants,then taking turns licking her sweaty asshole, right there on the floor of the roller-rink.
She's struggling and begging the cast and crew for help, but they just laugh and catcall whilst filming it on their phones. Their dykes skilled, practiced tongues are relentless - soon Ellen's screams become gasps and pants. The lead dyke rolls her tongue and sticks it a good quarter-inch inch into Ellen's moist hole. Ellen emits a hoarse moan,face cherry-red, a dozen cameras capturing this special moment.
The dykes roll Ellen onto her back, easily overpowering her they efficiently strip the hysterical girl naked and splay her legs wide for yet more footage, smirking and giving their audience thumbs-up.
Ellen's will is broken now, she doesn't resist as they carry her to their waiting van, just stares forlornly at her "friends" and colleagues as they cheerfully wave her goodbye.
Joshua Bell
...
Luis Johnson
and wtf is that supposed to smell like, you freak
Jaxon Wood
She looks like fucking trash mate.
Face it, this Ellen is dead and is never coming back.
Michael Russell
REDIT
Grayson Rivera
She has the hair of a teenage girl and the face of a 30 year-old man arrested for some heinous crime, like child pornography, or beating his infant son to death because his crying was interrupting his videogaming.
Jayden Parker
SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE FACE WHILE I SLEEP TONIGHT!
PLEASE!
Logan Walker
Is this the night that she was scratched by a Weredyke?
Jordan Campbell
Like she seems like the kind of girl I'd meet at a party and hang out with, have a passionate makeout session with, then we don't see each other for years afterwards.
Everything points to that except for the face.
Charles Butler
Keep dreaming you kissless virgin.
Adam Bailey
damn, Drew wanted to scissor Ellen really bad, but Ellen was like "I don't get with any old slit that comes along"
Blake Ramirez
Who said I was kissless?
I am a virgin though. Not too proud of it either.
Christian Hall
I hope so...
This pains me...I want her feet so bad..
Jonathan Hernandez
Is hating Ellen some meme or something for virgins who thought they had a chance with her ?
No one had a problem Pre-Super & before she came out.
Brandon Walker
>confirmation bias
Jeremiah Rivera
LOVED Whip It. It really showed me what girls are about. I used to spend 12 hours a day online with the attitude of "Women should be in the kitchen making me a sammich" about females, but this movie really made me feel like a jerk about that. I turned my life around and got a great girlfriend and stopped being so mad about everything.