What do you know about my state?
What do you know about my state?
It's full of lunatics.
Cubans and old jewish people
also aligators
Cubans in the south, south in the north
We used to be part of the same empire
I-275 has a billion car crashes each day
oranges and beaches and miami
Miami-Dade county is the best county.
worst state
shit weather
deadly animals lurking in your waters
white trash in the north
spics in the south
crazy methheads in the center
Shitty football teams.
Alligators.
Cubans.
Hurricanes.
NASA.
>Miami-Dade county
That is a funny way to spell Palm Beach county
>Palm Beach
>no beach
Really makes you think.
I know that I live in Miami
That's about it.
To Catch A Predator
The infamous Florida man
Who /miramar/ here?
when I hear the name place, school shooting or terrible crimes happen there that's about it
>We used to be part of the same empire
mexicans didnt administer florida
Spain did, jackass.
Parking at our beaches are free unlike Miami-Jew county.
Shitton of lakes
That's Canada.
it's true doe we got loads of lakes
A lot of crazy whites and cubans. Also drugs.
rightful claim of spain
The whole state is boring as fuck
Slightly better than our worst state, Commiefornia.
WRONG
It's actually Minnesota
>Sinkholes because Limestone bedrock
>Garbage drinking water which has a positive pH to keep sinkholes from forming
>Invasive population of escaped pythons and boa constrictors
>Alligators
>Tarantulas
>Fuckhuge Palmetto roaches
>Cubans
>Zim Zam
>Weird memey stories on the news because of transparent arrest records, aka "Florida Man"
Except that not many school shooting happen here, and not even one of the high profile ones have happened in this state. AFAIK
Northerners and Midwesterners are the ones who like shooting schools.
The one we did have, was the gay bar. But I don't think that counts as a school. But I'm not japanese, so I wouldn't know.
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There is lakes everywhere.
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Give back
/thread
t. fla fag
Used to be Spanish
Lots of storms, hurricanes and shit
Vacation spot of America with beautiful beaches and Miami and shit
Southern state so obvious racism/immigration related issues
Arumba lives there
Thats about everything