Why are united statians so bad at english?

Why are united statians so bad at english?

You can call them americans. No one thinks brazil is part of america.

shut up mexico

no one thinks spain is not a mexican country

in spain we actually think chile and mexico is the same

>tfw so bad at English that you just pretend it's a different dialect

the rest of the world actually thinks spain and mexico is the same, including us

in chile we actually think spain and mexico is the same

we europe tho

>be united statian
>have worse grammar than a middle-schooler that only spent the last 3 years learning english

>studying english daily
>talks and writes as "formal" as possible
>exchange program in the US


>"where you from?"
>"Brazil"
>"oooh this is awesome. How're you liking so far?"

My english got way worse, I'm not even kidding. At least I can talk to people now without sounding autistic.

you're both autistic.

>gets into thread to banter the USA
>starts an argument with latin american countries
sure, we are el autismo here
go back to facebook paco, you can start many flamewars there

>Latino tries to bully Americans
>Turns into a thread of Latinos bullying each other.

Me mola más hacer enojar a los sudacas

kek

>enojar
¿por que odias a tu gente?

>How're you liking so far?"
Where did they send you? I've never heard anyone say that.

The fact that nignog slang/ebonics is becoming popular with "white" America is the reason.

yo watchu sayin watchu sayin white boiii
y'all niggas crazy

>no capitalization
>united statians
Why is this first-year ESL student trying to tell me how to speak my own language?

this is actually true lmao, or at least people think spain is in south america

We're too kewl to learn his silly useless language and he's buttmad.

>united statians
the demonym is "americans"

Yeah, everyone knows that it's "United Stations."