German newspaper posting photos of italian players' mothers

German newspaper posting photos of italian players' mothers

why would they do that?

to help joachim low i guess

>today mother can not help you
maybe it's some joke on how italian men are stereotypically more dependent on their moms or something.

It says we will fuck your moms

That's weird, BZ is usually Antifa-style nationalism-hating leftist bullshit.

i'd fuck mamma zaza

seems like a real piece of shit newspaper

It's bantz.
>Mama can't help you today
The stereotype for Italians is that they're mama's boys.

That's really fucking low. Hope these German monkeys get beaten badly.

Go Italy

>today your momma cannot help you

it's a jab at the fact that Italians live with their mom into their 30s, they usually only move out when they're going to get married.

When I studied there, it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother in the house being okay with it.

it is
literally worse than bild
the only good thing they ever did was coming up with the donaldo meme

>typical for a kid to have sex with his mother
Fucking degenerate Italians.

>going full "you're mum"
That's pretty distasteful

>it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother

really makes you think

They were the ones who had the "Macht Ronaldo zu Donaldo" headline though.

It's time to bet like men, on Italy

And here's a pic of the German players' mothers.

>Bild gruppe
Into the trash it goes.

>worse than bild
let's not go crazy here

Your bantz are as weak as your economy, Greece. Get back to work so you'll be able to pay back your debt by them your great-grandchildren come of age, you lazy Turk in disguise.

Are German newspapers not aware of the natural consequence of chatting shit?

>it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother

ew i didnt know the italians were so gross

>show this to Italians
>Germans get carried off the pitch today

Too white, my turkish brother.

We've taken in 2 million rapefugees. That gave us infinite karma. We are now immune and can chat shit as much as we want.

you know what kind of people read this newspaper by looking at the car they advertise.

No surprise they are rooting for Team Multikulti then

>german newspapers chat shit
>NT gets banged because Italy

as opposed to

>german newspapers don't chat shit
>NT still gets banged because Italy

Might as well go all out.

Uh... This....... Really................. Makes.......... You think..................

not really, BZ is tabloid trash like Bild, and tabloids are more classically right-wing

look at those pics
>implying you wouldn't

>2 million
Oy vey next time it's gonna be 6 godzillion

REKT

>it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother

>it's a jab at the fact that Italians live with their mom into their 30s,

so do americans.

living in college campus paid by daddy until you are 25 doesnt quality as living alone. also being -5000k in debt and still paying for an apartment doesnt make you independent, just retarded.

normal people bring home their one night stands or girlfriends its not that hard

We have like 7 non natives in our entire Euro squad, that's still better than France, England and Portugal.

Mama Zaza can sit in my lap

>talking shit about our moms

haha stay classy krauts

Don't be ridiculous I don't owe that much.

kek

You whiny senior citizens will get worse than mother bantz today

Screencap this, we'll mess you up

also mamma immobile looks pretty hot

Germany is an utter non-nation, on par with Canada, so it doesn't really matter

in what 3rd world backwards kind of country is it NOT okay for a son and his gf to have sex while his mother is in the house?

call me a turk all you want, I'll never play for your national team?

Dibs on mama Zaza

GERMANY BTFO

wtf they all look like traps

where are the hot italian matures

idk man, sounds really disrespectful and awkward...

why not just go to a love hotel?

>50k

jesus christ

if you get lucky and find a decent job how long until you make up for that?

Your Turkish mercenaries don't even sing along the national anthem, krauts.

How do you expect them to give a fuck when shit hits the fan?

on pornhub

...

Would bang Mamma De Rossi and Mamma Conte tbf

Why are Germany and Canada "non-nations".

>so do americans

It's actually quite rare here compared to Southern Europe, although I think it's more common than it is in Scandinavia.

I don't want to think about that.

pretty sure you're confusing bz with berliner zeitung

>some shitty kindegarten-tier joke passes for "bantz" in germany

Kek, you can't make this shit up, Adolf.

>forsaking mommies based meals for some spooky notions of "independence" and "maturity"

Yes, I am.

Pell,Zaza, Immobile & De Rossi pls
Maybe Mamma Buffon too

they literally all look like the same person with different hairstyles and makeup

is this supposed to be some sort of german mindgame before the match?

You sound mad about getting BTFO by A FUCKING GREEK.

It's not any better or worse than all the cuck nations rehashing the same old Nazi jokes.

You just can't handle it.

but jokes about robotic nazis with no sense of humour are always a highlight

u wot m8

BZ is basically just a regional version of BILD

They don't have any political allignment, they're just an attention whoring sensationalist tabloid.

They used this headline because Italians are stereotypically known over here to live with their mothers until well into their 30s, which is seen as unacceptable and pathetic here.

>mamma Buffon

>not cooking to surpass your mother

>mfw all the mamma boys will go into the match completely ass ravaged and lose the match after receiving too many red cards

this
they're always repeating the same lame shit but then calling us unfunny

"your mom lmao xD"

>t. Abdul Yusef, proud "german" citizen

>going to an hotel everytime i have to fuck
not everybody gets laid once a year you know

Exactly.

t. Abdul Yusef, proud "german" citizen who fucked your mamma

This man knows what up.

idiot

independently securing financing for education then independently paying to live independently absolutely does make you independent, regardless of whether it was a good decision or not.

Pelle's dad hit the jackpot

"your muslim lol xD refugees!"
Camedy Gelt xD

>implying you can surpass an italian mum cooking

More like washed my car for 2 cents, Yusef. We don't treat mudshits as people here unlike your nation of cucks.

my mum's and grandma's cooking is shit

>thinking you can surpass perfection

>having a one night stand with a girl that would agree to have a one night stand in someone's parents' house

jesus, yuros

Boatengs mom

BLACKED
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but I can, plebby

>Italians are stereotypically known

those aren't just stereotypes....

almost every 2nd italian aged 25-34 is still living at home

If you don't treat them as people, why did you let Saracens and Moors rule half your country and let them create the breed known as Sicilianos?

same here, I'm sorry for my grampa who has to eat that shit every day

Not really. Living with your parents past 18 (or 22 if you're in college) is pretty weird. I'm 20 and in school, but my friends still mock me for going back to my parents' house in the summer.

one tuscan granny praised me once for making god-tier pici

But that's how you were conceived, Jamal.

Forgot image

Wtf is going on in Slovakia?

Are Slovakian mothers such good cooks?

that's more or less just a map showing the level of youth unemployment

>sicilians
>italians

Kek, try another day, Muhammad, your bait is weak.

my parents actually accidentally conceived me in college

#shotgun marriage

They poor.

>ze germans
>all nazi xD
>le panzer meme
>schweinsteiger sturmbandführer xD
>german team like a machine
>see?? they dominate in football just as they dominate EU politics
>ruthless and efficient, just like ausschwitz xD
>zoom to merkels spastic bandwagoning

And then they take pleb banter seriously, only it because it's a german tabloid