Just came back from Cap Civil War

Just came back from Cap Civil War
>good fights
>shit villain
>ok plot
>CGI was terrible in a few shots (Tony with no helmet talking to Cap at the airport and Spidey's first appearance in costume)
>dragged on a little
>Black Widow still the best purest girl
It was decent 8/10

>shit villain

opinion discarded

>>good fights

>constant camera shake
Maybe if you like WWE mandrama

The only superhero movie where the villain actually wins

>If I can't be happy no one can!!!: The villain

>split in half by green tree trunk cock
>pure

It want to germanize™ this kike. Is she hot in Civil War?

>It was decent 8/10

pleb confirmed

you'll eat up all of hollywoods shit and love it

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>>shit villain
nigga fuck you Zemo was one of the best parts of the movie

unlike other boring as shit MCU villains, he was just some intelligent dude with a vendetta and persistence that literally single-handedly attempted to drive a wedge right into the Avengers and partially succeeded

not to mention the clutch red herring/bait and switch with the team of assasin super soldiers

Post your review, kinomeister

What is unbreakable?

BvS

>Black Widow still the best purest girl

Oh, so this is the bait general.

My autism was acting up when Tony and Peter are talking in his bedroom. Tony makes a big point (close up shot on the lock) of locking the door and then when he sits down close to Peter the lock is center frame again and unlocked.

"Wins" by getting into a jail cell and superman isn't dead.

Oh.

>decent
>8/10

>posting ANDROIDED
Slut Witch a shit

>liking EVERYTHING'd
I bet she even tried to have her way with Wanda.

Literally no different from using a dildo.

Watchmen

She wouldn't do that she's pure. Black Widow is for hugging and gentle kisses from me only

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A walking, talking, dildo who can feel
delete this

Look at her sweating.
She enjoyed thoroughly the mind-raping session Wanda gave her.

>a-are these your sexual experiences witch?
>How disgusting and unpure
>starts sweating from fear
That's how it went

>mwuahahaha
fucking Giant Man

...

She's perfect

Finally an Avengers movie I was waiting for this whole time: complex, intelligent and exhilarating as it divides our heroes into two rival groups at war against each other - each character with compelling motivations for their choices and actions, just as well as the smart villain.

>''Don't worry user, i'm just using it to warm up, i'll go back with you in a moment.''

What did you feel when my waifu threw BLACKED Widow around like a toy in the airport fight?

>she will never love me
JDIMSA fuck
Slut Witch took the arrow dick

Then how come is Nat the one who was lusting for black cock in the movie?

She was friendly because We Were Kings. She had absolute no unpure thoughts

absolutely*

Can't blame her. I'd be spreading my legs too with him around.

You just KNOW.

The only bad CGI i really noticed was them running in the tunnel. It felt really off. I can't think of anything I didn't like in the movie.

I wish you cucks would just fuck off and die.

I'm surprised she didn't invite Wanda and Vision for a threesome.

they can be pure together

it's ok if they fuck it's pure

That hair cut and tan does not suit her

The van driving off at the start threw me off. Just before it drives into the marketplace or whatever it was. Before the bomb blew up

I'm not a cuck, that's why I chose a pure waifu.

>pure

You are trash, frogposter.

Much more than the horny slut, that's for sure.

This movie has made me realize how fucking OP Scarlet Witch and Vision are. They're unstoppable.

You mean Black Purefu?

>he thinks Zemo is a "villain"

Their powers are great but they can be overwhelmed pretty easily.

This.
He did literally nothing wrong.
The Avengers are absolute cancer.

Watched the camrip last night. Decent fights, not as many quips as expected, story had its moments.

Anyone else too stupid to follow this movie? A good chunk of it I was lost. I purposely am not commenting on the story too much with my friends in case I say something that raises a red flag that I really didn't understand all that much.

>shit villain
>ok plot
>CGI was terrible in a few shots (Tony with no helmet talking to Cap at the airport and Spidey's first appearance in costume)
>dragged on a little
>8/10

>He did literally nothing wrong.
He blew up a building and murdered the leader of a sovereign nation and many others because muh revenge.

How can Scarjo compete against this cheerful smile?

>mostly complains
>decent 8/10

that's not how it works you fucking drone

By not looking like Droopy Dog.

This.
Scarjo a best.

>compliment
>compliant
>neutral
>mostly compliment, pointing out the exceptions
>minor compliant
>compliment

Can you fucking count you retard?