How the fuck is he so witty ?
How the fuck is he so witty ?
Decent comedian. Decent activist. Makes shitty movies but I don't hate him.
He isn't.
He used to suck dick for coke, now he sucks dick at telling jokes.
Well atleast he got to fuck Katy perry
He isn't. He's a pathetic junkie faggot
lol that right there is wittier than most of his comedy.
Hope she's been tested for hep C since
poor guy
Kek
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My god he's hung like a peanut
Well based off of I'd say she didn't enjoy it that much.
>dick size = pleasure
i wish cucks would go to bed
Didn't know he had a tiny cock.
He's actually an idiot, and he looks like a skinny beta caveman.
Spoken like someone with a micropenis
fucking samefag... nobdy could find that funny
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virgin detected
Think he tries to tell a joke about how it was cold that day and his dick really isn't that small.
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Sounds hilarious
Bet his fellow Jews are in stitches at that one
nigga
Don't give a fuck what people say I think he's hilarious. Plus he's advanced vocabulary is inspiring. Also, he fucked Katy Perry. What a god.
It is fucking freezing here in London lad
So he has a reason succeed. Money = pussy.
Go suck his tiny dick some more then
That must be why those officers aren't wearing jackets.
Or gloves
Ewww
He's as funny as fucking a child with cancer in a McMillen centre whilst being watched by Wayne Rooney. On a dead horse.
because he actually lived life unlike your rustled basement dweller ass
whatcha know about the road, drugs and pussy? no answer needed.
if by witty you mean hes literally the stupidest dumbest lowest iq person on earth
there are literally no humans alive, have ever been alive, or ever will be alive who are quantitatively stupider than him
Russell, GTFO
people laugh at you not with you
Umad bro?
Every person can be Russell if they have his confidence level
Russell Brand is a fucking annoying faggot. He is NOT witty, he's just fucking stupid.
not russell obviously, not jelly either
Can't tell shit, need to see it up. Plus, it's cold in the UK 24/7.
A junkie with a tiny dick?
Pass
It's funny because he has a small dick yet his got more pussy than you'll ever even dream to see in your life time. Keep telling everyone how pretty your dick is faggot. You like your own dick more than any girl ever will
>taking the bait this hard
Russell, fuck off you unfunny eunuch
>He is NOT witty, he's just fucking stupid.
How are your summer holidays going, kid?
>hurrrrr it was bait guize I was only pretending to be a faggot
seriously if i had the chance to fuck katy perry in exchange for a small weiner i'd fucking do it in a heart beat ...
Why?
Is being told "is it in yet" by someone apparently famous a fetish of yours?
He's the Terry Richardson of comedy
Bullshit, Terry is actually good at what he does
don't be too much of a virgin bro
Nah he's a fucking retard. Literally the British male version of Kim K.
Faggot ass quads
exploiting vapid daddy issued models?
nah, he's incredibly quick on his feet.
drink tea
he talks fast and uses big words that impressionable dumbasses are wowed by
are you srsly telling us that Mike the Situation is witty as Russell is?
you fuckin moron
with speed ice heroin marijuana farie dust and pino clean
is he popular over there in america?
try harder, your words are not big enough
checked
roll
get
I once ate a printed out picture of russell brand for a container of tater tots.
roll get
re roll
how come you are so easily impressed?
This.
Stroke the hairy wall.
man hit in balls me laff hur durr