ITT: Failed Chads

All his movies have bombed except for the Thors, and those are the least liked Marvel movies.

Maybe in terms of initial reaction.
In hindsight Thor 1 and even 2 are way better than iron man 2 and 3 and Captain america 1.

Nope

What's the hate on Thor movies? They're not the best but they're decent.

Comfy actually.

Are you saying you actually like Iron Man 2?
Not even a DCuck but holy shit you have to be literally 10 years old or younger to enjoy that.

Thor are the best

but yeah hes got some bombs

His 5 minutes in Star Trek are the height of his acting.

He was in JJtrek?

He was Kirk's dad. When he was cast in Thor all the news was basically "Kirk's dad cast as Thor".

Thor movies are garbage.

>"iron man 2 is better than thor"
>"OMIGAWD YOU LIKE IRON MAN 2?!"
Kill yourself. They're both shit.

Rush was pretty good. Bruhl was clearly the superior actor, but still, Hemsworth headlined it with him.

Cabin in the Woods is ok.

And he's got his role again for the Snow White movies, so I figure they must be doing ok.

I mean yeah he's not a good actor, but damn if he ain't good looking. Guy was born to look like a viking. Use what you got.

All those movies are 6/10 C+ tier movies, and comparing them is a meaningless project. Being better than Ironman 2 doesn't mean shit.

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Iron Man 3 > 2 > CA1 > Thor 1 > 2

>enjoying movies for kids
>calling other children
nys

Rush was great

Rush was truly a fucking Rush

Captain America 1 is dogshit but that doesnt make Thor better than the others

I really liked In the Heart of the Sea.

Women literally get aroused just by looking at his face. I don't think he can fail in any sense of the word.

I was surprised when I found out it didn't do well because I thought it was really good

When you can pay your bills on squirt, I'll hit the gym.

Implying that he's a failed chad just because his movies such when in reality he's still a gorgeous motherfucker and is getting tons of money and pussy.

He's gonna be great in the new Ghostbusters movie.

his finest work was playing Alf Stewarts's 43rd rape victim.

>itt: OP keeps reposting this thread because he wants this guys dick

no one cares

Good thing his career died too he's a talentless hack

Good movie, but Ron Howard was a bad choice to direct it. That story is way too dark for what Howard likes to do. Hemsworth was okay too, could've been better