Yo Sup Forums I'm supposed to go to a restaurant and spend the night in a hotel tomorrow night for my sisters birthday...

yo Sup Forums I'm supposed to go to a restaurant and spend the night in a hotel tomorrow night for my sisters birthday, how can I get out of this?

spend the night with my family in the hotel I should have said

Feign illness?

they know im not sick

handgrenades in their backpacks?

>Your pet is sick?
>You promised to house/dog sit for a friend?
>Break a part of your body?
>You had a previous engagement?

That's all I can think of save for telling them you don't want to go.

Sounds like fun, an adventure, a VACATION even. FFS man, stop being a basement dweller and get out there! You'll be sleeping in a HOTEL, FFS!

JUST... SAY... "NO".

I'll go in your place nigger

this
you might even run into a girl

C'mon you moron if you are spending the night in a shit hotel with your entire poverty stricken shit family imagine just laying there after everyone gets done playing monopoly, lights are out and just ripping some giant lard ass Georgia fart out of your square shaped butthole! Ruin your sisters birthday and start living like a man-boy you shit swallower!

Just pay for your own room and a really hot escort to bring to dinner. Make sure she is so hot your Dad stares at her, starting a fight with your mom. This will ruin your sister's birthday and teach her not to be a self absorbed whore that monopolizes people's personal time.

No..do what I said about the fart. You'll be stressed to have sex with an escort there's not enough time to get ready. Does your hair look ok today?

i guess so, i did wash it

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Plus this guy doesn't even know you op. How are you going to get an escort. Be real you're not that type of guy that stays up late and smokes and cusses. Now would not be the time to try a bunch of crazy shit. Just FART and call it a night trust me you'll be happier and feel better after you do

>ffs
Back to facebook faggot

Alright did you put any product in it? I just hate seeing other guys trying to get you hurt. I'm the only one who cares about you and I don't want to scare you but sex isn't everything it's cracked up to be. You'll hate it actually.

By the way what is your name? May I call you Andrew?

you can call me andrew sure. I have long hair so i dont use product

Aww I love long hair. Do you ever put it up in a nice and beat ponytail?

Sorry typo. Meant to put NEAT pony tail. Not beat. My step kids are being rowdy and annoying every last dickhair on my body. Are your parents still together Andrew? If they split up I have a nice roll out mattress my oldest son left when he moved to live with his friend from college

Andrew?

Steal and fap with sisters pantues

i dont like putting my hair up, my forehead is more like a 7 head. my parents are still together, but thing are rocky, counceling and shit

Spike your sister's and females cousin's juicy juice and proceed to raw dog them all night.

>You'll be sleeping in a HOTEL, FFS!
you broke motherfucker lol